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Na this beats it🤣💀not a single word was understood
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When you’re trying to explain to her that she can’t take that hoody because it’s part of a tracksuit set
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One thing I can successfully do any day is turn £500 into £4.63
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Since when did Trainline turn into events ticket sellers, my anxiety going nuts refreshing the page hoping I don’t miss the drop before they sellout 😭
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I thought my bro sent me a Big Mac at first glance 💀 I’m fat man
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Just realised kids these days will never experience going through Argos catalogues for Christmas presents
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Used to think Croydon McDonald’s was funny till i started going Brixton McDonald’s 🤣💀 have to bring this one back
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DDG house got broken into just to get slapped, not one single item taken ahh🤣
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When you’ve bought her 21 outfits, 5 pairs of trainers, taken her abroad 3 times and she still ain’t tryna take you seriously... this is how you have to pull up
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Her: Are you by yourself?
Me: yeah why?
Her: *attachment 2 images:
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One time I broke up with this girl and she tweeted “I’m tired of messing with these broke boys” I dunno what she expected from a 15 year old with no NI number, trips to the shard? Lmao
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About time, 10 years ago if it wasn’t Denzel Washington or Will Smith you was not seeing any black brudda in a blockbuster 💀
Are the UK black males taking over the scene? Even landing American roles 10 years ago this was unheard of 👏🏾
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@Chunkz
They calling you fat and Chris brown reject groupie in the quotes bro, don’t know if you’re missing it
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2 snapchat messages and you’re already my best friend on snap. My phone is too dry
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Getting your tongue burnt by hot drinks can really cause you to have a bad week
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Furthermore why’s there a room full of men asking her how big Dami’s piece is? Where I’m from that’s extremely sus
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That barber threw him under the bus posting this, his side eye is killing me
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Yo if your man gets dropped and is on all 4s with his cheeks out are you ladies still gonna ride with him 😭💀
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How do you guys sleep with one pillow? Did you grow up in prison
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The fight you have to put to get 123movies to go full screen is the only reason why I have a Netflix subscription
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Me trying to stay sleepy when I wake up at 4am to go toilet
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A girl telling me she’s 25+ and never been in a relationship is a red flag
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Harry Kane spotted in north London training hard after missing the penalty yesterday 🤣💀
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I thought I had crackhead behaviour behind close doors but this is next level crackhead behaviour
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Saw this girl at the gym doing dead lifts with a ridiculous form, moments away from snapping her back I’m sure but had to mind my business. Not trying to end up on tiktok for being human
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Tupac got colder pics after his death than I got some alive
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Im that person that expects plans to be cancelled when it starts raining
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Normalise lying to people when they ask you personal questions
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Why your nigga arched like one bad b???
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* Takes girl to gym *
Her: so what do you do on a usual day?
Me:
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England weather is crazy cause you’ll be fighting the cold in a knee long parka coat, but then see a random white man in a hoodie and shorts lmao
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* Walking with 3 friends *
Police: you know it’s illegal be with more than 2 people
Me:
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Real niggas don’t eat breakfast, we just wake up and raw dog the day
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So my return flight got cancelled but my flight leaving the uk remains unchanged. Do they expect me to swim back to the UK????
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I don’t care how clean the shower is, I’ll never be comfortable with my skin touching the walls
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She’s lucky cause if I saw her recording I would of pulled up like this
when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
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You’re in her dms waiting for a reply whilst I’m on ft whilst she’s on toilet, we’re not the same still
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When you receive the text “you were to scared to make a move huh?” After spending 8 hours of being a ‘gentlemen’
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When you’re at your family bbq and your cousin starts coughing
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I could never broke shame anyone, your life can switch up at any time
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I’ll quadruple text then octuple call with no shame.... I will get a response
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A visual representation of my 2020 starting to well to me accepting this ain’t gonna be as good as I thought
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Just gave my girl Red Bull to take down with the morning after pill. That baby gonna get wings one way or another
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Calling God to take me off his strongest warriors list for 2023
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You don’t realise how much of a luxury breathing normally is until you get a blocked nose
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Googling “did I kill takeoff” is abit wild
Prosecutors say Takeoff’s alleged killer repeatedly googled if he was a suspect in the case & how to use fake plane tickets before his arrest.
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Everyone who said they prefer winter over summer, come outside quick
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Bros been watching too much marvel movies, did he really try catch a jeep?💀
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How do people eat breakfast in the morning? I just leave my house and hope for the best
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You just know he ain’t drained that spaghetti, no way your food doing slip & slide on a mere 25 degree tilt on its own
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The craziest thing about this is I can’t even tell if this is Asake attendee or a Brixton resident 😭
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If you see me like this 1am Jan 1st, don’t judge it’s been a rough year
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Someone will tell you “long story short” and then proceed to tell you a long story 💀
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Feels like I’ve been stretching this Christmas pay for 3 months, this monthly pay check life is not it
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“Send ME a small inconvenience fee for YOUR car getting broken into” the guys even more finished for complying
My date had to reschedule. I asked for a small inconvenience fee to reschedule. I love how he didn’t mind . I originally was gonna charge $50 then I realized it’s raining so I factor in the fact I could’ve been in the rain . It’s the little things like this that keeps you around
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Cameraman said forget calling paramedics getting this footage is priority 😭
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When you got good intentions you’ll always succeed in the long run
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Harry kane takes an outrageous penalty but the GOAT of England Rashford makes headlines? You about to tell me this country not racist bruh
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It’s crazy how they go from giving you butterflies to mental health problems 💀
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My phone has been so dry lately, I’m starting to think I’m the guy people said they’re gonna leave in 2022
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If you allow your boy to grope girls you should get clarted with your boy
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When passengers in my car start panicking cause I’m only doing 60 in a 30
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When you get in an elevator and see a baby mum with a crying 1 year old coming
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Yo Christmas is next week and i ain’t bought any tree but weed😭 wtf is wrong with me
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My toxic masculinity can’t stand when a girl says “ message when you get home so I know you’re safe “. Don’t you know it’s the streets that should message you it’s safe when I’m home? I am the danger
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I have access to all these streaming services and I pay £0. Instead of focusing on cutting costs get some good friends 🤪
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Bro just arrived on earth today, why’s he staring her down like that 💀
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The word “daddy” has been too sexualised, my children have to call me bro or my slime fr
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I’m not surprised women don’t trust men, I don’t trust men either. You think I’m protective over the women in my life for banter?
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Live in your parents place and they’ll handle you letters like this saying “a letter came for you” 😑
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Me high as shit watching the full min 5 YouTube ad, forgetting I even have the power to skip
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If reincarnation exists I wanna come back as a dog in a white household. Life is literally at its peak. You get fed and allowed to smash the wife every now and again
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YOU’RE NOT HUNGRY YOU’RE BORED
YOU’RE NOT HUNGRY YOU’RE BORED
YOU’RE NOT HUNGRY YOU’RE BORED
YOU’RE NOT HUNGRY YOU’RE BORED
Dunno who needs to hear this
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As a man you should NEVER watch your girl pay for anything.
Stand outside and let her pay kings
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Bro at the end was genuinely confused🤣 also using lizard as a way to describe someone is very wild 😭
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Yo East Asian racism is taken so lightly, why’s is this okay 😭
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