the bashful arquebusier
@trevorcrumbo
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i got obsessed with this jared binks thing and i wanted to crowdfund it as a comic so i could get sued to death by disney but i can't bring myself to beg for money for such a stupid reason. so i'm just gonna post the 6 page treatment i wrote for posterity
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BREAKING: Cincinnati Children’s Hospital denies VP JD Vance’s 12-year-old relative a heart transplant because she is not vaccinated against COVID-19, per NYP.
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when i don't know what something means i just google it
I see people label proposals to relocate Gazans “ethnic cleaning” which for me conjures up murdering tons of people but actually this proposal seems to involve way less death. Idk the technicalities of these things but less death seems like the goal regardless of semantics.
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now to take a big sip of coffee and open up the newspaper to see who the current president is...
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stalin was doing pronouns. very new and controversial at the time
What the fuck, Stalin was the first anti-racist and pro-DEI politician????
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RT @realJoshSalem: @macklemore 🇺🇸 I love your overall message @macklemore. No doubt. Concert in DEN was great with Imagine Dragons! My son’…
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heavy infantry phenotype. not suitable for a cavalry rank and certainly not a commander
This phenotype has been quite literally conquering countries for thousands of years
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S-tier: dawn, miss blankenship, meredith A-tier: allison, hildy, clara, moira B-tier: shirley, scarlett C-tier: caroline, lois F-tier: olive (joan, peggy, jane, and megan are ineligible)
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series would of course have to begin with cooper's transformative personal journey to japan after a surgeon accidentally removes his balls
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it's written to be a cartoon but i never had any illusions of being able to make that happen
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