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Eddy Kenzo just survived being a widower after Phiona Nyamutoro survived bullets.... Earth is harsh 😭
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During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the "Mind Changing Concept”
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
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There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left,
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Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
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Condom sex is pointless call me when you trust me😏 Good evening
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The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
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how can i fight over masterbation coz this is too much😭🗣️.
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This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day,
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the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
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if you're a sex addict like me let's be friends please
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@TrollFootball
This AFCON has been interesting. Arguably the best AFCON ever.
A beautiful story by Ivory Coast
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questions females ask immediately after having sex ?? 😂👇
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Am so toxic, I fight for a relationship that I don't even want 😔🥱
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When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid.
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the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million.
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Mason Greenwood receiving hate from rivals and fans is so annoying. What happened to kindness, what happened to for forgiveness.
Y'all can do better,
a young man tryna revive his life, his career to take care of his family doesn't deserve this kind of treatment
#GreenwoodIn
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Which soda can a girl drink after sex to avoid pregnancy🥺😭
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Girls normalize to pee after sex, it could save you from pregnancy 😘🤨
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But I think all men are the same , they all want sex thats all😹
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if i see u liking my tweets, i'll assume u wants to fuck me
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Men always masturbate five minutes before sex, it helps you last longer😛
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There is a new sex style called Museveni where you be on top doing nothing 😧
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if u have a crush on me pls shoot your shot, you literally have no competition, i'm craving u even😭🥰
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Ask me any Qtn about SEX coz i know it all?🗣️
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no matter how horny I am… once my pvssy sense a condom we done😂.
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I want to remind you guys that am still single and I won't marry myself😔
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@UTDTrey
When your player gets recognition from rivals. Then you know you have a world class player. BUKAYO SAKA!!
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@TrollFootball
Whether you hate Messi or not, he will always be the best player in the world.
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Delete my number, block me, do all you want but you cannot unsex me, we did it and you enjoyed it😂😔🧑🦯
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I hate slow sèx😒 like dude why don't you just drill if i die i die🚮😘😀
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Your future in your hands, but your hands are always in girls thighs 🥺🥺
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what's the cause of a pussy fart when having back shots😭😃
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Omugenzi alesse accounts nyaa(4)
Emu ya Facebook, endaala ya X, Biili za Betting,Tekuuli ya bank 😂
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But how do people meet on twitter and marry, i cant even find a match🥺😥💔
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Will be offline today due to sexual reasons! Quick reminder....Go have sex, its healthy😂😂🧑🦯
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WHY MEN REFUSE TO SLEEP IN WOMENS' APARTMENTS.
On a Friday evening some where in Mengo I had a scheduled dinner date with this self made working women, I pulled up in my smart casual for a date with flowers. Dinner was okay and everything was amazing and the instant chemistry...
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what are some of the most used English words during sex ? 😹
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I need man who cries when I don't text back on time 🤣
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Im super excited today am going to have my first sex! What shd i expect?
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I don’t want a relationship rn just eat me 😋and go🥴🥴
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If your boyfriend has never helped you shave your pu*sy, drop him🗣️😔
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having sex makes you feel better, thats why i need more of it🥺💃💦
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when you have raw sex with a person what's your biggest fear👇😹
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using a condom is a sign your having sex with the wrong person✌️🤭
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why do relationships that begin with sex, or drunk end up being the best
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Having your own money as a woman will help you avoid unnecessary sex📌📌
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I'm so childish I scream when electricity come from back 🔙
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Biology teacher said, sperm has sugar in it, Esther shouted 🤔 it's tasteless sir 🙆🙆😂😂🏃🏃
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men who slap their dick on the pussy before putting it in.i need
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Women need a reason to have SEX, men just need a place😂 no lies🤔
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During sex what is your favorite word/statment to moan??🍑✈
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Have you ever went raw in middle of the sex you started with a condom?
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Having a man with a big dck is okay but thats before you break up and keep a big hole😔
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being a female is hard, everyone pretends being friends but wants to f**k you so bad😭😭
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Lord the g-spot you gave us, they are not touching it 😭
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The reason why chicken run before having sex is still unknown 😹♎
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men find it very difficult to have sex with people they are not in love with
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I wonder y females act as if they don't like sex buh its our favorite game 🤣!
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stop dating broke men, they are the ones that spread STDs/HIV.
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If you need a 22 year old baby girl to adopt please DM, she can even give head😔
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No debate but check your home situation before getting pregnant 💔🥺
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buh how possible can a man cancel a sex appointment, I can't heal😭💦
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Fallen breasts are a sign that ive not been single for a while & can feed u😔🥺
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I need an international male bestie, as long as your not Rwandese 😜❤️
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If your ex unblocks you jst knw that life is hard on the other side..🥺😂
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I fixed a heart I didn’t break, and then they broke mine.
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Imagine traveling for sex and you die in an accident 😭
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Stop sending me DMs, I will make you a SEX addict.
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people don’t want love anymore. they just want sex and financial support. 🚶🏽♂️
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A phone sex talk with your partner while at work all day🥰>>>>
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Is sex the only way men get attached to women coz something is not adding up
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Stop having sex with your ex they don't deserve it.....
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Ever since l bought a gun ma relationship is going on smoothly😀😀
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If size really matters, then why do girls moan when fingered ?
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I really miss having sex, especially that part where we start breathing like pastors🤭
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what happens if a man doesn't have sex over 6months😚😚
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I think am beginning to fall in love with fellow ladies, men dont excite no more😀
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If you're giving me good sex, you don't have to be so rich ✌ 🤣
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I’m glad cars were invented, like imagine waking up your HORSE at 3am to go get pvssy 😭
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where a woman has money, apart from dick what else can a man offer 😂!
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I can pretend to love you buh i wont pretend if the sex is bad.. i move on !
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When I finally let go, you’ll never mean anything to me again..
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Twitter is amazing with followers. Drop your handles we follow you right now
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I fvck back during doggy style - i even shake the ass
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If you no longer see me online, know i sold my phone for food😱😦
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Sometimes the boyfriend you call broke is actually doing better than your dad
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Why do men pay better attention when your talking about sex only🥺🥺
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Any plug for sex toys and lubricants please? It's urgent🧑🦯🥺😞
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Im not saying SEX would solve any of my problems, but would cum me down💕😘
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snap your fingers, follow me & we follow you back now 👇!
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