Dr. Babyfather, PhD, M.D.
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That Twin XL sleep hits so different when you’re missing 4 assignments
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GUESS WHO GOT ACCEPTED TO STANFORD FUCKING UNIVERSITY
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My favorite tiktok monkey George aka @/heresyourmonkeycontent just passed away and I’m so sad idk what to do
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Me at work vs me at Brent Faiyaz Wasteland release day
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Look hispanic scholarship fund I get it. I really do.
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Guys do NOT get a fade at Stanford Hair 😭😭💔
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Stanford losing reminds me of when I lost you. I shouldn’t have TREEted you the way I did and should have listened more. We haven’t talked in a while but I just wanted you to know that you will always have Axess to my heart. You don’t have to respond just wanted you to know that.
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I just think that this tree school is so fucking ridiculous with the way they linked the CAPS number in that email. It’s so difficult to get academic accommodations let alone a single therapy appointment in times of dire need. They need to do better
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TW: p*dophilia, predatory behavior
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Holy shit pls boost this?? This needs more attention
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A normal day at Leland Stanford Junior University
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u ever look at a pset and just drop the class
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There is a dark Putrid energy Here (I’m An Empath.)
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I’ve always found it very hard to give myself credit bc of how bad my impostor syndrome is but right now I can finally say I’m proud of myself. I’m
#1
in my class, I’m going to arguably the “best” school in the nation without paying a dime, I made sacrifices for myself...
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looks like y’all CS bfs
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The average Stanford student rn
This picture is depressing.
Don’t go to Stanford, they don’t care about football.
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What got me into St4nford:
-6.2 GPA on 4.0 scale
-2 associates degrees at 16 (from pragerU and Gravel Institute)
-Built my own school as an extracurricular
-Worked full-time at DQ
-Know 6 languages, made at least 1 of them up
-Invented Infinite Monkey Theorem
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One thing that I’ve noticed @ this school is that a LOT of the students here who come from affluent backgrounds and ~certain~ demographics see environmentalism as a cute project whereas it is literally a mode of survival for marginalized folks
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One thing about me is that I am a banana girl. When presented with the chance, I will eat a banana and enjoy it. I think they are very nutritious and a great fruit.
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this is how I end my emails when I request an extension
Goodnight now, my dearest, be true to me, provided it doesn’t do you too much harm, and understand that I belong to you as much as any object in your room.
Yours, Franz
Franz Kafka, 1912.
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College is crazy bc why did I age 2 years in one quarter
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WE’RE SO BACK
Stanford students send their regards. Popular university up.
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this person was also out with her friends prior to driving. If you let your friend drive in those conditions then you’re also a piece of shit
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Damn that’s crazy Stanford let me in bc I’m goofy
Kaitlyn Younger applied to five Ivy League schools, plus Stanford and Berkeley, with a 1550 on her SAT. None accepted her.
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19 years ago today I was born…but at what cost?
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What is fizz if not an echo chamber for stolen tweets
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I hate cumulative exams…I’m not the same person I was 5 weeks ago I’m actually a lot dumber now
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Y’all will be like “no one cares about your Spotify wrapped” then go post your boyfriend 😭
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Non-ethnic Tree school parties are always so 👹 bc it’s just drunk yt ppl jumping up and down saying the n word in songs
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If something requires a cover letter I’m not applying. Grow up.
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Beautiful. Who else thinks we should build a Walmart here 🙋🏻
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I cant get along w someone who hates little caesars.
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Course evaluations are open…I’m abt to become a demon
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STANF*RD DIRECT DEPOSIT JUST HIT 🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲😭😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍♥️♥️♥️♥️
#GOCARD
#ILOVEMYSCHOOL
#PHONEBILLPAID
#WIFIBILLPAID
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Stanford turning spongebob into a real thing <3
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If the dj don’t live in a co-op I’m not going
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Hi all, as you may know I go to Stanford and one of my classmates is currently in Gaza. Things are escalating as Isr*el continues air strikes for the 9th day in a row. It would mean a lot to my classmates and I if you could send this pre-written email ()
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Some of y’all are a little too happy about that 3.95% acceptance rate
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This is what the CSS Profile looks like when ur FLI and have immigrant parents
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Costa Rica qualifying was a beautiful dream. We’ll always have those 5 minutes or so when Germany and Spain were going home
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Whenever these ppl say yt privilege isn’t real bc Gordon 6.9 GPA 2,000,000 SAT 40 APs up his sleeve got rejected from the t10s I always know the essays had to be god awful
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Arrillaga has me eating like a hunter & gatherer
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Like this and I’ll tell u something geological u remind me of
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M3xico lost? Damn…if any fine m3xican men are going thru it rn feel free to slide 💔
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Ain’t no way I’m going to one of the best CS schools in the country w this bitch ass website FUCK AXESS OMM
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Stanford friends please be safe and please stay indoors. We have no other info than this.
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Little Caesars tastes best when next to a Metro PCS and a liquor store
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My friends and i really partied 3 days a week, went to bed at an average of 3 AM every day, procrastinated in the library 4 hours a day, got a cold that lasted an entire month, and still got good grades 😭 power i tell you
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DAILY AFFIRMATION: I WILL NOT OVERPACK 📦 FOR WHEN I MOVE INTO COLLEGE 🏫 THESE DECORATIVE LIGHTS 💡ARE NECESSARY AND SO IS THIS AIRFRYER 🌯I WILL NOT NEED TO GIVE THEM AWAY AT THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR ⏰
LIKE TO AFFIRM 💠💠❤️🔥
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If you have blue eyes please refrain from making direct eye contact with me.
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I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru this week I just gotta get thru th
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Stanford should make learning how to move your laundry on time a WAYS requirement
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Music and DJing is the most emotional thing in the world
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If it’s true that Aaron Taylor Johnson cheated…
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i LOVE technology who else here loves technology 👋👋🙋♀️🙋♀️
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My dad is so excited about me wanting to continue studying earth sciences :’) he always asks me about what I’m learning and if I can send him pictures
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📍CHEM 420: Introduction to They/themistry
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Vote 👊
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Watching Mexico vs El Salvador in the middle of class YOU BITCHES CANT EVEN SPELL DEDICATION
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Stop the emails or I will have a panic attack
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Apple has been putting out the same phone for like a decade and y’all keep buying it despite the fact that the functionality is pretty much the same all across + they have numerous human rights violations in the DRC and surrounding countries from their cobalt mining
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You can put “twitter latina” on your LinkedIn as an occupation/skill btw
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Just paid $2.50 for large boba I missed my city so goddamn much 😭😭🤞
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Society if everyone on a co 2025 page had a hobby other than “thrifting”
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