@BNSmith2021 @WRAL What I’m getting is that you prefer breathing through a tube that has been shoved down your throat 👍

@banhmihalong Any idea when you’ll be slingin’ banh mi again?

I counted 188 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules:

@got2bUSA Guys. What happened to the phenomenal texturizing clay? I bought all that I could find a couple of years ago and I’m running out now. Help!

Fingers crossed @TMobile gives me $5,000 to start 2021 off right! #5Gsfor5G #contest

@MKBHD #2020

@MKBHD They're gonna have to software the shit out of it.

I would uhh... drive it around town? May run some errands. You know... stuff you'd use a car to do. #TMobileTuesdays + #contest

RT @Casey: Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending & the police that murdered her are still free. The police filed a report that was ne…

@BlinkShell Love the app so far. Is there some kind of a clip or snippet shortcut available - something I can store frequently used strings/commands? If not, any plans to add this feature?

@TMobile @BurgerKing Showed this to the manager at @BurgerKing in Fuquay Varina, NC and she didn't know what to do with it. Kinda disappointing. Went to @Wendys instead.

It's Christmas in July! @linuxacademycom now supports Chromecast & I'm entered to win a Smartphone or free training!

@Walmart Why not just post that your Lansdown, MD store is closing at 5:50 PM today.

Lost Something? FREE coin-sized device app helps you find it! http://t.co/3j6gLgkFKL via @TheTrackR

TrackR bravo. cool stuff. Check it out at @Indiegogo http://t.co/yS289K9j9b

Oooh....33 followers. How did that happen? I don't check twitter often. Who are you folks who are following me?

@1inEMILIAn @Groupon @lyft Not very useful if you don't live in SF. Hows about some Bmore love?

http://twitpic.com/ence - MY WRECK!!!

Rock Band-ing away. YEAH!!

Tina Fey is way hotter. Though I'd have to say, Palin's definitely got the MILF thing goin on.