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@Se_Railway my 375 just announced that contactless cards are not valid beyond Orpington, can you ask someone to fix this?

@BenRamanauskas Also I don't know what this guy thinks the carbon footprint of shopping onions is but...

@calciferion 'Hands up if you're aristocracy'

@thomasforth I hope those are domestic olives/cured meats

@BenRamanauskas Were you wearing a shirt with a collar?

EVERYDAY VALUE 2 [Jäger]BOMBS £5

This bath bomb is so old it's from the body shop

@ikisnick I was so disappointed

@iggigg The miffys currently in the cupboard might

@Feltip1982 @Tropea_harborne I imagine the wine is a smidge more expensive than in Tropea VV

@SimpGanassi But you're a twink

@alexmilsom An invisible 'r'? Hmmmmmm

@NielsHonkoop Pretty much

@jruddy99 I don't think the railway keeps the money

@PhilTonks2 Excellent policy choice

@PhilTonks2 There are obviously policy choices available - the English govt have chosen to subsidise fares for working age people since covid which they haven't done in Scotland or Wales

@iratesheep I just think of Homer and Marge discussing Bart being an accident