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sorry I just think it’s so funny how mclaren loves to push the siblings agenda between lando and oscar meanwhile the aston martin admin is liking yaoi of their drivers on the team account.
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I always forget how deranged the f1 calendar is until I see it visualized 💀
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the entire country of bahrain getting the mclaren wcc win shoved down their throats is killing me
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nico asked zak if there’s going to be any rules implemented so they can keep the 1-2 and zak said they’ll come up with rules overnight but he’s pretty confident the drivers know what to do and nico went “well in our experience-“ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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every time I see something like this and then remember the reason why pato doesn’t have an f1 seat in the first place there’s really nothing I can do except laugh.
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I don’t know I don’t miss him exactly but I think I miss having a driver we could all make fun of together for an actually good reason and not because of agenda 💔.
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WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AND OSCAR JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN
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saying previously that he wants to retire before having kids… not participating in the abu dhabi tests this year… guys….
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will buxton leaving f1tv I have mixed feelings about that man but he will always have a special place in my heart after his massive eye roll at zak when he was trying to do damage control after monza
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ugo ugochukwu is the first american driver to win the macau gp since 1981 RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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me on f1twt before I realized half of the words you guys use online is just british slang.
me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know
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gun to your head no google allowed what driver do you think this is
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THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS IMFJSBSKANSKAJSJDK.
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seven multiple race winners in a season (the most in f1 history), fifteen non-consecutive winners (tied second most in f1 history), 1-2s with four different teams (tied most in f1 history), and the top four teams haven’t been this close in decades, this season was historical.
I feel so bad for people who started watching this year because like. After 2025 this isn't happening again for another decade
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you guys are actually so fucking weird about kids it’s not that deep it was a nudge and she’s literally five years old 💀 lando is close enough to kelly (and max) that if he needed to say something he would stop psychoanalyzing a four second clip and leave that child alone.
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lando’s miami win was featured in google’s 2024 year in search video!
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“norstappen” “norrussell” “landoscar” “carlando” WDGAF LOOK AT 444 lewis cropped and put together a collage of lando in the pictures they took to poke fun at how he’s always blinking/talking in them they are so dear to me
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entire mclaren team having a live karaoke right in the garage my god I know the other teams are annoyed as hell 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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LANDO NORRIS THE MOST POLES BY A MCLAREN DRIVER IN A SEASON SINCE 1999.
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NORSTAPPEN?? NORSTAPPEN HELLO?????.
lando on the f1-75 launch event: “if i get told to be there, i guess i’ll be there. i might see where max’s going on holiday and join him, we might end up having the same illness or something. ” HELP😭😭💀
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my god we finally found people who can talk realistically and reasonably about the wdc fight this year
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lando’s drive this weekend was phenomenally clinical. no track limits, no deleted laps in qualifying, pole by a margin, led every lap of the race, managed his tires amazingly, and stayed so calm under intense pressure even the broadcast commented on it. “weak mentality” my ass.
Has this been Lando Norris’s best weekend in F1 so far? . - hasn’t left the top 3 all weekend.- pole by over 2 tenths .- perfect start.- led every lap .- kept composed after verstappen did a GBH case on his teammate .- main part in McLarens WCC win
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mind you this is the guy who got so offended at the thought of his date paying for their own food and paid for george’s friends’ dinner unprompted when he just coincidentally ran into them at the same restaurant and was visibly annoyed that the interviewer even knew about it.
most likely to go for dinner without their wallet and ask the other person to pay for everything.1157 counted votes. 🥇 LANDO NORRIS (26%).🥈 YUKI TSUNODA (9.07%).🥉 LANCE STROLL (8.9%)
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LANDO???????.
🚨TYRE DEG IN LAS VEGAS. Only stints with 10+ representative laps. The number between () is the number of the stint in the race. This metric is affected by driver management, dirty air, fights with other drivers. Negative values are the most likely cases of high tyre
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I think the funniest part of abu dhabi no one talks about is how the broadcast and all the commentators thought oscar was lando so the camera was following him and on f1tv alex jacques started his commentary too early and on sky sports you can hear crofty pause awkwardly 😭😭😭.
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do you know how insane it is for lando to call out journalists quoting him out of context and explicitly saying “you know how the media changes things” only for a journalist to go and do the same thing on that exact statement IMMEDIATELY after he said it
Nice comments from Lando Norris tonight after seeing his post-race comments from the Brazilian GP about Max Verstappen at the FIA Gala: “I retract that comment that it was all luck and no talent…. I know I need to step it up and do more.”.
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keegan is literally half a step away from putting lando down as his emergency contact and listing him as his actual dad.
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andrea just said the fia rule book probably has a load of dust on top of it and the penalty was “applied without any sense of critical approach”.
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it’s obvious jenson only dislikes danica patrick because she’s shit at commentating and doesn’t know wheel, not because of her ideologies. he’s a rich white man with a controversially young model wife who lived in monaco and is half of a pairing literally called “slagclaren”.
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nothing will beat out the hungary radio messages in regards to how traumatizing they were but I’m going to be honest lando apologizing over the radio after qatar and getting dead silence back isn’t too far behind.
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just now realizing a lot of people weren’t even aware that lando apologized almost instantly for what he said about lewis’s record win back in 2020 when he literally made a public apology on social media AND texted lewis privately about it 😭😭 no wonder people never let it go.
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lando being the first non-mercedes or -redbull winner at abu dhabi since kimi raikkonen in 2012 🙂↕️.
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when he first joined the grid everyone loved him because he “wasn’t pr trained” and they’re the exact same people saying he’s rude or disrespectful for calling himself an f1 driver 💀💀 saw it coming from a mile away.
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“it’s the straights. no way. slowest of anyone!” he’s just as fed up with their straight line speed as I am 💀
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if fernando didn’t retire after 2018 lando would be in a red bull.
@McLarensMood @JohnF1_14 If Alonso didnt take a break in 2018 Norris would still be the coffee man.
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norstappen and their obsession with getting up early in the morning to text each other
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on the bright side another lap record.
Another DHL Fastest Lap for @LandoNorris, who had to fight back through the field to score points after a penalty. #F1 #DHLF1 #QatarGP #MomentsThatDeliver
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“I’ll let lando and oscar figure it out” zak about the wdc next year 💀💀.
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zhou guanyu winning driver of the day and getting four points in his second to last race 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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someone doing this trend back in 2021 with lando, max, and luisa (before they announced their relationship) is killing me because he posted about that day on instagram 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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out of 126 race starts, lando has finished 100 races in a point scoring position. that’s almost an 80% point scoring rate.
The #LasVegasGP was the 100th race in which Lando Norris scored a point! He's the 21st driver to score points in 100 races. #F1.
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personally I think if you’re someone who is professionally associated with an f1 driver and who has a consistent presence in the paddock maybe you shouldn’t be liking posts online trashing another driver
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I think this is the first time he’s talked so in depth and mentioned so explicitly some of the things people online say about him and addressed it in full woah
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there are so many things I can say about these videos… lando with three of his favorite people on the grid… max laughing so fondly at whatever he said… franco following them that closely… THEM ALL SITTING TOGETHER… esteban valtteri alex GUANYU CRUMBS??? this is my manifesto
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the f1 account dedicating an entire post for lando and lando choosing to repost the slide where he’s hugging lewis MY 444 AGENDA WILL NEVER DIE
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I’ve seen enough
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STOPPPP lando got guanyu a custom sweetcorn plushie oh my god I’m so relieved guanyu was able to receive a good secret santa gift before he left the grid after this year I’m going to go insane
So close… 0.07 to Q3 but overall another decent day in the office. 👊🏼 . Thanks @LandoNorris for this cute gift! 🎁 . #QatarGP #TeamZHOU
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lando is the only person in the world who isn’t allowed to talk about the competition between the teams in first and second in the constructor’s championship without people getting pissed.
"Our challenge is not with Red Bull, it's with Ferrari!" 🏎️. Lando Norris evaluates the current Constructors' Championship standings 📊
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oh my god zak brown is going to be on the red flags podcast be prepared for this fucking disasterclass.
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george wanted him gone that’s crazy bringing up lewis AND lando??:?:$:!:&;.
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the fia had one opportunity to put max and george together in the final driver press conference of the year after last week AND THEY FUMBLED IT SO BAD.
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LANDO FASTEST LAP IS A NEW LAP RECORD.
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why is he so pale oh my god it’s scaring me can he get to a beach somewhere
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EVERYONE WAS MOVING IN SILENCE 😭😭😭😭.
@piastrisjpg Haha even Mclaren posted it and the 5 of us on the car was asking to get it gone we was moving in silence . .
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this is a new level of parasocialism because what do you mean you’re shitting on oscar’s mom for how she interacts and jokes with him. that’s literally her fucking son??? you don’t know these people???
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“already deep into the debrief with lando!” the norstyapping session was so intense max didn’t know his interview was supposed to start 😭😭
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he has the sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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it took me four days to realize the bottles in this picture are different sizes and that’s why lando had to use two hands
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kind of insane how dominant lando has been in so many of his wins. out of four, he’s led the entire race in half of them. in a third, he ended with a 22+ second gap. he was one lap away from a grand slam in singapore. that’s my driver 🙂↕️.
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2.0 PIT STOP I LOVE THE MECHANICS I LOVE THE PIT CREW MWAH MWAH MWAH.
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sinister, evil, and orange guy performs witchcraft ritual curse on mclaren haters.
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okay I know it wouldn’t happen but humor me for a second guys out of the current grid who do you think would smoke weed.
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just realized we finally had a good end to a triple header god bless.
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every time a driver gets dropped or announced “oooh look at us look at our drivers look at this lineup we got LOCKED IN 😁🤞 until 2026”.
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literally two minutes after the stream played him saying that we had people misinterpreting him again this is actually mind blowing levels of collective stupidity within the f1 community and those affiliated with the sport.
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and I’m glad I’m not a driver because I probably would have said worse especially when f1twt starts clutching their pearls over a few sarcastic quips god bless
after watching lando norris' interview with mara sangiorgio i realised i could never be a journalist. for the sole reason that i would've punched him in the mouth for his answers.
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that move was so fucking risky with george that close behind them do they not gaf that they give me heart palpitations.
helped oscar for the entire sprint by keeping him within drs range and gave him back the win for brazil, a true team player! .
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oh there’s layers to this one 😭😭 he’s saying he’s had enough of you guys lmfao.
A thoroughly sarcastic Lando Norris says people shouldn't be surprised the #LasVegasGP qualifying didn't go well for McLaren. 🗣️ "It's not tyres, it's not 'cause they're too hot or too cold, or all this nonsense. Or the water. It's just our car doesn't suit these conditions."
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