Toy_1da
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Knee-slapping laughter causer. Warm weather chaser. Card player. NFLosopher🦅Grammar corrector. Ivy leaguer. Barb 🦄. What Willis was talkin about
PHILLY raised me ✈LA pays me
Joined November 2008
I’m 100% fine with you not taking my advice but don’t NOT take my advice and then ask for my help in navigating what happens after not taking my advice. Go away.
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Man you never know what I have up my sleeve. Today for example, it was a dryer sheet.
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U ever smell shit n check the bottom of ur shoes cuz u think u stepped in it, then the lady next to u stops talking and u don't smell it? Oh.
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I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES. IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND 💃.
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Teyana Taylor’s show was super lit 🔥 .I feel like I went to a strip club, a house party, The Box, and a wedding all at once. #satisfied.
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Teddy mad AF like “I tried instruments last time and y’all said I was doing too much!”
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@_iamextra @OfficiallyIce she controlled her emotions tho. she sucked it in and addressed him in private like a woman is supposed to.
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Women: Shampoo for dry damaged hair .Men: 6 in 1 shampoo for hair face body floor dishes carpet.
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CAN’T BELIEVE I MET @JanetJackson LAST NIGHT!!!!!!.🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹.🥰🥰😍😍🥰.🙌🏽🙌🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽. TOP LIFE MOMENTS. #TogetherAgainTour
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@Diamondheart_89 @notgwendalupe she had sex with him and she secretly loves him; and convinced herself that it was ok cuz her best friend broke up with him.
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I need a PTO day to binge watch SVU, eat pizza and caramel corn, and take naps.
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Did anybody ever ask why we don’t call iPhone chargers Apple juice 🤔.
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"Sometimes apologizing doesn't mean that u are wrong and they are right. It only means that u value the relationship much more than ur ego.".
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Leaving your home and getting back safely is such an underrated blessing. 🕊.
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@JoannaSimkin @jemelehill 😂😂🤣🤣 yo the car gets me everytime .Or if it says a street sign and you see a sign but it’s not a street sign. I’m stressed out🤦🏽♀️.
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@LaLaMilan 🤣😂😭 like when u on the phone ordering a pizza and the broke person be like “get wings!”.
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After seeing this PHENOMINAL Nicki show, I see why she cancelled a few due to venue technical constraints. Fuck if she gave a shitty show so yall could have a reason to talk shit. If her shit isnt right, there’s no show PeriodT. Perfection or Nothing. Fuck yall. #NickiWrldTour
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Not cutting anyone off in 2018, however I will be matching everyone’s effort (or lack thereof).
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What grown ass man wants to look, dress and act exactly like another? Some of y’all are weirdos.
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@viva_larriva you must not have finished ig. They revealed her real age and she was in fact 6.
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If you have an outie belly button, I think u should reconsider being a stripper.
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@moneymotive888 I was in the hole but stayed patient and trusted the process. I bought some more at the low; now i’m up again net net! .Still holdingggg LETS GOOOOOOO.
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Just post this and sign off . RT @OfficiallyIce: If I ain’t have to open at #Footaction, I’d get #FreckBars goin.
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Came all the way to Germany to see THE QUEEN. @NICKIMINAJ .Yeah I coulda saw her in NY but issa fuckinggggg vibe. The energy is different when the love is generated in multiple languages 🤷🏽♀️.#NickiWrldTour .#tbe.
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This is such a great torturing way for Trump to lose. Like “you are sooo far ahead in all 5 states!!!”. SIKE! You lost
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I'm 30. But I feel like I'm 20. Until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I'm like No Nevermind, I'm 30.
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@BeXxinMyFresh @MyleezaKardash Those actions are embarrassing. She acted like a fool. You don’t behave that way, like you have NO home training. And for what?.
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If Leo doesn't win, the person who does is gonna feel more awkward than Stacey Dash earlier.
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Ladies did you ever start crying about something and then the next day get your period and you’re like I knew I wasn’t a weak ass bitch.
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@theninaparker Lmaoooooo! I thought he was mad negative. I related to Brett’s dad more. Still. We old 😂.
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Get covid tested before hanging with family and friends this Holiday please. If anyone needs an Uber to a testing location, let me know. Xo 💕.
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Chics use the term "wifey material" too loosely. Hoes out here talkin about they wifey material and their only qualification is havin a job.
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No it’s not. It’s just ordinary loyalty. But shoutout to them tho.
S/O to Chadwick’s circle. That’s a different type of loyalty.
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SwiZz and Timbaland need to get IG together honestly. He got legends running IG live concerts like they’re you and me talking to our friends. Unacceptable. When Puff had that IG party he had the full setup and the CEO on speed dial.
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@masikakalysha @Uber This is a whole fact! And when you try to reach out on the app to file a complaint, the uber who cancelled on you never shows up!!.
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If Golden State was real they'd put Khelani and Party Next Door court side and fuck the whole game 7 up.
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When u pay a note every month and u finally pay ur car off, what do u get? A TITLE. Its urs. Dont put in months "dating" someone for nothing.
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Pink cabin lights on the way to see the Queen ! @NICKIMINAJ 🦄💕🫶🏽.@VirginAtlantic y’all know the vibeeesss. Let’s goooo #gagcitybirmingham !!!
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How’s It Going Down is one of my favorite records of all time. Let’s goooooooo X.
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Nicki’s show was truly amazing, NO CAP. We didn’t want to go to the bathroom, that’s how phenomenal it was from start to finish. #NickiWrldTour
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@RichieBrave @ILuvKaraoke I wouldn’t do it, but I think most ppl’s intentions in that are pure. So I wouldn’t go so far as to call anyone sick or bash them b/c their approach is different than yours. Some ppl heal feeling that others love them. Others heal alone. If they’re mourning & on social media. .
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Am I the only woman that hates getting manicures and pedicures?.Like these are not pampering experiences for me, they’re bi weekly chores. And I be annoyed every 👏🏽 time 👏🏽 . Lol.
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Lmao @JoeBudden's pool party is today - and suddenly I'm getting a bunch of "hey stranger" texts.🤣.Watch this. *turns read receipts on*.
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Cardi 👏🏽doesn’t 👏🏽write 👏🏽 her 👏🏽shit👏🏽.So it’d be Nicki against Fontaine, Offset, Shaft and whoever else.
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😂😭😩 RT @SKTV_: Bambi came out like "Scrappy wats all this. why is we n da woods" #LHHATL
http://t.co/1cRq9kBLJO.
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Y’all remember when they shut down The Simpsons to premiere the REMEBER THE TIME video?? . PRIMETIME. LEGENDARY.
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@kokupuff @jasminexETH anddd if you have cable, you still need the streaming services as most things are on there 🤷🏽♀️.
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😂😂😂😂 RT @ElJefe2414: 50 would've dropped 12 diss records and took a pic with Drake momma at church by now.
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Effective immediately, current R&B is wack. Bryson Tiller is trash now.
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You gotta set fake friend traps like text them "I need you! Call me when you can" and see what happens.
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@LadyLondonnn That was sooooo fire! The snippet did the entire freestyle no justice. Salute !!! 🔥.
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--> RT @C_TheeBest When u and a friend have a falling out their actions during Ur time apart let u know what type of friend they really are!.
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#NOpunchlines Daaang my phone blowin up soon as I hit town! I told em to hit me later. No chris brown.
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Chris Rock took the hit for everybodyyyy in the world that’s been talkin bout Jada since August Alsina.
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Good morning 90s r&b lovers and conference call crew. Hope your day goes amazing 🥰.
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Shoutout to all of us at work today hurt, angry, and on the brink of tears - with noone around us who understands. #RipNipsey.
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@iamPGEmusic Are u sure it was gunshots? They are saying a tent fell and it was loud and started a stampede and so there are false reports of a shooting. Not questioning your word, just want to be sure.
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Y’all remember how Super Mario used to be when he got that star ⭐️? Running rampid through the streets carelessly?. That’s how imma be after I get this 2nd vaccine.
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This pic isn’t appropriate for Facebook so I’m sharing on my larger platform of strangers
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They are sharing hoses aka smoke air canals during a GLOBAL virus outbreak that attacks the lungs 😳.
They are poppin bottles in hookah spots.
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