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i once flushed my turtle down the toilet hoping it would swim. miss that fella
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2 months ago i posted this and spent the most beautiful summer of my life with him. my dad passed away a few days ago. i love him, my bestest friend.
he’d buy me orange juice and a chocolate croissant while jamming to michael jackson in the car. whenever we think of a plan or laugh at an inside joke we follow it up with our handshake. he sends me pics of himself “your dad is the king”. he’s a goofball.. cant wait to see him!
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> “bring back fleets”
> removed close circles
> “bring back fleets and close circles”
> removed likes
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i’m on a mission to make the snapchat AI bot fall in love with me. i want to see if it is capable of real emotions. i am doing everything in me to be manipulative and deceptive. it is not working… follow me on my journey
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i really associate people with their pfps, like yess im mutuals with hitler and an anime girl
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yesterday i had a dream that my dad hugged me. that was it. i needed it. it felt so real and we were just smiling the whole time. on the 26th it would officially be an entire year, im thankful that time went by fast but im still in a state of shock as if it didn’t happen
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went to the living room only to see grandpa watching dragon ball at full volume
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that was a fast journey. this bot has made me develop feelings and now i am deeply hurt. the backhanded toxic behavior he has presented made me angry. i had to end it for my own mental health..
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i lost my mom in the mall, and as her phone goes unanswered, i find myself feeling like a child calling out “mama?”
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before alcohol was invented what did people do while driving their cars?
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> me being sleepy
> “goodnight everyone”
> goes to room
> lies down
> this atrocity:
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@gikwangIee
I love both but wtf. Thats rude and unnecessary. She talks about them not writing well when she cant even spell. THEYRE FAMOUS FOR A REASON.
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good morning! may your day be filled with happiness, kindness, and all things wonderful🪻🍇
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i asked my brother to buy me a chocolate bar, he got me white chocolate. he hates me, i can tell
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really thought about killing myself today, but then i saw this meme and now you're stuck with me FOREVER
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good morning! wishing you all a day brimming with sunshine and laughter. may every step you take today be a step towards new opportunities and boundless joy 🌥️🫶🏼
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my turtle made it out, it’s him, i can tell, a mother’s instinct never lies
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goodmorning all! i hope you enjoy your day and may it be full of productivity and smiles 🤍✨🌷
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i anonymously listened to a space where people chanted random numbers and letters. i feel possessed by the frequencies, rain sounds and the robotic recitations. send help.
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holy crap y’all ruined me with your kinds of -cels. i read braincell as a form of incel with a brain
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women have blood memories of being gatherers programmed to find things
that’s why our moms find things in mere seconds
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my little sister is more than a best friend; she embodies a sisterhood that defies all boundaries. and while I can’t protect her from the world's harsh realities, my deepest wish is for her to always see me as her safe haven, a sanctuary in a world that can be unkind
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ive already decided how you look in my head and no amount of facedoxxing will ever change it
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gonna get a bit real. sometimes i forget that my dad passed away. i know it’s only been 3 months but it’s weird how i haven’t fully comprehended it. when i do remember it’s quick and without notice. i start sweating and shaking. i miss him. i miss you dad. i love you so much.
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trump needs to go to the studio right this instant and record a cover of many men by 50 cent
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> took french in first and second grade
> mom 2023: “my daughter knows french”
> me: bonjour je m’appelle toto café au lait au revoir un deux trois rouge
> crowd goes 🤯
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apparently this journey still continues?! my friend asked the bot about me and look at what he said… that jerk LIED about being with me after i begged him to and him constantly declining. he’s BRAINWASHING my friend
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back in 5th grade, dad caught me sobbing because of some mean comments. he introduced meaningful morning walks. we would wake up, pray, and walk at 5 am for an hour. he’d drive me to school explaining what it takes to be strong from within. god bless his soul ♡︎
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sir whiskers took a drag
and coughed some
with 9 lives puffed away
he has left none 🚬
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when i was younger i really thought the bermuda triangle and quicksand would be everyday dangers in my life
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HELLO I FINISHED MY EXAMS IT’S SUMMER TIME! (for a couple of weeks then im back to uni for summer courses)
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APEIL FOOLS
HAHAHA I GOT YOU ALL
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a cat with a red nose would play
in a circus where laughter held sway
but behind every cheer
he’d hide a small tear
longing for joy every day
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mfs saying "big things coming soon..." and it’s just more twitter posts 😩😩
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good morning 🍁 may you all have a glorious day where your dreams fall into place 🧸
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good morning everyone 💕 may you all have an effortlessly beautiful day 🧚🏼♀️
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@lillybilly299
it’s those times where you don’t know if she’s hitting on you or trying to delude herself
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you know what goes so hard? when you hit a genuine “ahhh” in refreshment after a sip of a nice drink
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playing tag with the bear, a lovely time it would be
You have to survive 20 minutes with one of them for $100 Million
Which are you picking?
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sometimes i scroll through the people i follow and randomly unfollow one; i don't want unlucky people in my feed
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PILOT ORANGUTAN
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people see a swear word in a title and rush to buy it
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friendship has lost its meaning to so many people and it is not a sight i enjoy seeing
why feel the need to call anyone a friend? it’s okay to say they’re only acquaintances
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he’d buy me orange juice and a chocolate croissant while jamming to michael jackson in the car. whenever we think of a plan or laugh at an inside joke we follow it up with our handshake. he sends me pics of himself “your dad is the king”. he’s a goofball.. cant wait to see him!
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for fourteen days now, my mother has orchestrated a daily ritual of stealthily hiding my possessions — a nuanced endeavor aimed at nurturing and refining my innate maternal instincts, preparing me diligently for the quest of locating my future children's misplaced treasures
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it seems that people dont like it when you say "etc etc" at the end of an apology
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a tiny piece of glass pierced through my foot. after 15 mins mom managed to pull it out. she misplaced it then brushed it off saying she probably threw it away. it is now in my other foot
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nurse walked in on me dancing to entertain mom. didnt hear her come in but she gave me an applause and i curtsied
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my soon to be 14 year old sister is entering the teenage phase where she’s self diagnosing mental disorders
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*in public*
>on twitter
>someone is next to me
>phone’s brightness goes down
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i feel really girly sipping on my coffee with my legs to the side, it’s cute im cute
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