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Welcome to totalmbappe
An account dedicated to Real Madrid and Kylian Mbappe 🤍
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This picture is a prime example of Argentines in real life. Tough and loud in the bus but pussies in real life 😂
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🗣️ John Cena: "David Beckham invited me to watch Messi play for Miami but I refused because I'm a Ronaldo fan every day, every week."
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I promise you, no one at Real Madrid ever dreamed of signing Foden 😭
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If I was Messi, I would be so pissed. Imagine winning 7 Bdors, 6 Golden Boots, even a World Cup, but still every youngster looks up to Cristiano Ronaldo.
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David Beckham: "We've already sold 15 billion Messi jerseys within 2 days. The World's population is 7.5 billion that means every person wants 2 Messi jerseys. Thats phenomenal."
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I'm genuinely concerned for Ronaldo. What will this guy do when he stops playing? This brudda eats, breathes and lives football. Unreal love for the game. Long live goat 🐐
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🗣️ Jennifer Lopez: "Yes its true I got the invitation from David Beckham to watch Messi's Inter Miami debut but with all due respect to Leo, my favorite football player is Cristiano Ronaldo and I'm only going to a game if he's playing."
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Might be the most insecure footballer of all time
Messi advertising for Lays alongside the biggest trophy in football! 🥔🏆
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Imagine robbing Ballon Dors and World Cups thinking it will add to your legacy but still every young star looks up to Cristiano Ronaldo. Crazy!!
It was destiny that Endrick would follow Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid 🐐
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Messi being humble is the biggest lie ever told in football
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Historic goal, historic player, full stadium, everyone cheering, thanks God this didn't happen in the camel league
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Correction: Kim Kardashian was invited to watch Messi
Kim Kardashian went herself to watch Ronaldo
Kim Kardashian took her son Saint to watch Messi's debut in Miami, then flew him to Japan to watch Ronaldo and Neymar just a few days later ✈️🐐
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🗣️ Jason Statham: "Beckham send me an invite for Messi miami game but I couldn't attend. I only know one footballer and his name is Cristiano Ronaldo."
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Out of all Ronaldo's children, I think Mateo might be the real one to carry his Dad's legacy.
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Modern players on Ronaldo and Messi:
Mbappe: Ronaldo
Haaland: Ronaldo
Vinicius: Ronaldo
Rodrygo: Ronaldo
Saka: Ronaldo
Vlahovic: Ronaldo
Højlund: Ronaldo
Havertz: Ronaldo
Garnacho: Ronaldo
Felix: Ronaldo
Leao: Ronaldo
Endrick: Ronaldo
Greenwood: Messi
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I find this stat crazy coz Ronaldo legit started his career as a midfielder and now he has more goals than Messi who started as a striker 😂
Cristiano Ronaldo can switch to youtube full-time and he'll still retire with more career goals than Messi 😂
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Tears man Messi saw someone shorter than him and decided to beef 😭
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MLS defenders are paid to make Messi score. No one even marks him 😭
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Kroos didn't win 6 UCLs to be compared to this Pep system player.
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Bro cooked Argentina and hit them with a SIUUUU 🥶
Cristiano Ronaldo is the biggest reference in all of sports 🐐
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People were discrediting his goals coz he was scoring in Saudi Arabia. Now what????
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The PR is crazy. The lady was legit begging for Messi to be included in the list lmao
Top 3 footballers of all time:
Usain Bolt: "Pele, Maradona and Cristiano Ronaldo"
Host: "Over Messi why??"
Usain Bolt: "Yea, he's Cristiano Ronaldo."
😂😂😂😂
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Bro still in Ronaldo's shadow 😭
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Messi fans: "We don't care about Ronaldo he's finished"
Also Messi fans after one Ronaldo interview:
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Has Messi earned anything in his career? Like seriously his whole career is build on robberies
Friendly reminder Toni Kroos was robbed of the World Cup Golden Ball in 2014.
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Not a single player in Europe can score from this angle
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Messi fans say "goat debate is over" but they still watch every Ronaldo game even the "preseason friendlies" I'm dead 😭
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I'll never forgive Portugal for making everyone believe he was finished a week ago 😭
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This right here is the prime example of Aura vs Autism 😭
Messi is so autistic he can't even stand still for few seconds 😭
Blud was smelling inside his shirt I can't 😭😭😭😭
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"Giver her the Messi treatment"
You mean give her 5 penalties? 😭
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Sometimes I feel sorry for Lionel Messi. Imagine having 8 Ballon Dors, winning a World Cup and still majority thing Ronaldo is better!
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Remind me again how many Golden boots has Messi won since leaving Barca? 🤔
Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the first player ever to win a Golden Boot in 4 different leagues 🐐
🏴 🇪🇸 🇮🇹 🇸🇦
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The most dislikable country ever. F*ck Argentina and everyone who likes Argentina.
The worst nation to ever exist. Even the kids are racist. Pathetic!!
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Didn't know Germans loved Cristiano this much. Should have gone to Bundesliga instead of camel league ffs
RONALDO CHANTS AT A TRAINING SESSION IN GERMANY???
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? 😳
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Ronaldo has scored 24 headed goals since turning 36. The same number Messi has scored since 2003 😭
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4 years vs 1 year
Ronaldo are you f*ckin mad? 😭
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Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Ronaldo Nazario none of them was doing this at 38 years old
Cristiano Ronaldo is so special man.
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🚨 Ronaldo is the only player in history to win 5 Ballon Dors without using HGH. 🐐
🚨 Lionel Messi Becomes the First Ever person on Instagram to Cross 500M followers without using Bots 🇦🇷🐐
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Bro named every single player except Messi 😭
he knows Messi is finished
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F*ck Ego, I'm following every Real Madrid fan who follows me and replies below.
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Funny thing is Messi doesn't have a single performance like this in the Champions League 😂
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Top 3 footballers of all time?
Kaka: "Pele, Cristiano and Maradona."
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Reporter: Which color you like red or pink?
Ronaldo: "Red is better than pink."
Messi fans: "How dare he hate Messi jersey color he's so obsessed with Messi bla bla bla 😠😡🤬"
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Wait for Messi to make his YouTube coz he's obsessed with everything Ronaldo does
500k in 30 mins tears man he's the most influential sports person ever 😭
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If I looked like this I would just shut the fcuk up!!
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This MF writing thesis coz Mbappe failed to score in 2 La Liga games
Messi failed to score in 20 Ligue 1 games in his first season btw...
There is not a harder league to score goals in than La Liga. You have to be able to rely on many different qualities, most importantly you have to be very technical.
Toughest league in the world to shine in.
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I'M BACK... NEVER DOUBT THE GOAT.
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MESSI SCORED 6 GOALS IN FARMERS LEAGUE AND RONALDO IS BREAKING RECORDS!
NEVER COMPARE!!
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
35 GOALS IN THE SAUDI LEAGUE
THERE'S THE RECORD!!! 🐐
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player to win 4 Golden Boots without using injections 🐐
Never forget Lionel Messi is the only Player in history to win 3 Golden Boots in a row 🤯🐐
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There's only one correct answer
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Watched the whole Portugal game those donkeys couldn't play a single good ball like this to him lmao
CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORES HIS 880TH CAREER GOAL 🤯
THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER 🐐
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Messi can keep the rigged WC. Ronaldo will always have the streets.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Messi when asked to show his top scorer award since leaving Barcelona:
Imagine Messi being on twitter bragging about his achievements like a troll 😂
Thank god I’m a Messi fan
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Need more Madrid mutuals. I'll follow everyone who likes and replies to this.
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Neymar: "You come to see the game?"
Speed: "Yes of course bro. I come here to see you."
Neymar: "You came here for Ronaldo"
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All my life I kept thinking Barcelona is the most corrupt club of all time until I saw Al Hilal
These guys are something else. Corrupt is a very small word.
A foul outside the box given as penalty 😂😂😂
This is Camel League 😂😂😂😂
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Having to take a penalty in front of Emiliano Martínez must be pure hell.
He didn't save it but just his aura and the way he toys with you ahead of the kick can be too much for a player, and it shows.
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Ronaldo's youtube is a national treasure. Every day haters crying, I'm so glad he made one 😂
Ronaldo choosing Mbappe over Benzema is a perfectly good pick.
Anyone with a working brain knows Mbappe is a way better player.
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Show me one player who was doing this at the age of 39 and I'll deactivate
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG WHAT A GOAL
HE'S THE GREATEST EVER 🐐
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The World's population is 700m and 600m follow Cristiano Ronaldo 🤯
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This guy is hands down the face of football. You can't change my mind.
‼️Cristiano Ronaldo's comment on Mbappe post is now the most liked comment in Instagram history
Ronaldo was right: "I don't follow records, the records follow me" 🥶
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Its hilarious how bro wants to create an iconic celebration like Ronaldo but reeks of autism 😭
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AIN'T THIS MF 39????
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Tears man someone had to remind him Messi is also a football player 😭
Lebron James: "Favorite football players? Mbappe, Neymar, Cristiano Ronaldo, those guys are legends man, I love those guys."
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Miss me
@ManUtd
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Manchester United haven't won an away game against a team that started the day in the top eight of the table since October 2021🤯
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That's Kanye's son so he definitely knows ball.
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He was a madman
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Winning the Golden Boot while competing with Mitrovic, Benzema, Neymar, Firmino, Mahrez, Malcom and other top ballers
Meanwhile Messi getting outscored by Christian Benteke in MLS
😭
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Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Ronaldo Nazario none of them was doing this at 38 years old
Cristiano Ronaldo is so special man.
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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There's only one 🐐
Which Real Madrid player comes to mind when you see this shirt? 🤔
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Just coz Messi is shit and washed they excluded Ronaldo too lmao pricks!!
Cristiano Ronaldo not in the Ballon Dor top 30 is the biggest disgrace ever.
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The day Messi retires
Footballers work hard all season just for this Goblin from Rosario to come over and rob everything. What a pathetic career.
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Bro only chose Messi for media PR coz everything else about him screams Cristiano Ronaldo and even he knows it.
Jude Bellingham saying he felt like "Ronaldo" when scoring that bicycle kick:
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I know a guy who combined both and reached 1281 😂
Don’t even reach 900 if i combine games and training goals
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If Kylian Mbappé joins Real Madrid this summer, I will give €20 to everyone who likes this tweet
Must follow me so I can dm
(Only through Paypal)
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You won't believe who among them has lost 4 International Finals
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The freekick Rodrygo scored vs Bayern on his first Real Madrid game.
Süle dared him to shoot. 😂
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This is a proof hatred ages you badly.
Kaka enjoys football and lives a healthy life while Rooney is a dedicated Ronaldo hater and looks like a durg addict.
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Neymar Mbappe duo was so so special
Will never forgive Messi for ruining this magical duo just coz he wanted to forcefully fit in with Neymar again
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