I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
I’m just a pussy boi muscle slut.
So hungry, need more food, need more protein, need to grow bigger. Need to be a total himbo
Who wants to fund my growth? Who wants to make me bigger?
I need it, send it all to me I wanna get fucking HUGE.
Do ever just mindlessly lift? Like lift until your muscles say no thx not even counting the reps just checking out other guys and thinking about how much bigger you’re getting how much more fuckable your big muscles are going to be than his
I have this dumb big stupid cock but my body is so big and muscular and iconic and I have such alluring puppy dog eyes and cool tattoos and this all American jaw line that everyone forgets about my poor big dumb stupid long cock. Everyone say “justice for daddy’s cock”.
I’m ready for my wealthy bodybuilding husband to come pick me up and take me back to his place where he just wants me to lift and be a brofessional boyfriend.
Yes I shove things up my butt. Yes I have a muscle fetish. Yes I want to be so dumb and out of touch with reality nothing makes sense. It’s just life sucks and this makes me feel better
Gooner pros:
-eternal penis bliss
-self love (penis body and mind)
-strong sense of community and mutual interest
Gooner cons:
-avoiding white supremacy
-avoiding pedophiles
-avoiding transphobes
Himbo Xmas list:
- compression gear
- joos 🧪
-hoodie with something provocative on it
- Nike underwear and socks
- Nike Air Max Terrascape Plus
Men's Shoes in black
- F-Machine Gigolo Fuck Machine
- Hankey’s Toys Jack Hunter XL
- baseball cap
Yeah I love the gym. I love being locked up. I love being insatiably horny. I love redirecting the energy I have to jerk off to be a perfect muscle slut.