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"We vote with our hearts, then use 4 years to justify our decisions with our heads"
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Once Nigerians relocate from Naija the first cloth dem dey buy Na Camo. As true sign of freedom.
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"Why will anybody leave a 500k salary job and go to Canada?"
Do you still need an answer?
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On my trip to Sapele, a random guy used 'meander' when giving us direction. He was speaking pidgin o.
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This exercise na to prepare for when you wan tiff your neighbour goat
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Lagos landlords wondering why there is a 3 bedroom flat wasted as a kitchen.
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70% import tariff on wheat, but you are wondering why bread and noodles dey expensive
Diesel price dey fluctuate but you dey wonder why certain prices dey go up.
To you, the only explanation is that people are greedy and wicked.
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No well run society operates simply on the expected good behaviour of its citizens.
Again!
You don’t have drivers license, you bypass light to avoid the prepaid meter, you don’t pay tax, ordinary sanitation and traffic light you don’t obey but you insult and lie against leaders more than anything! At the end of the day, you can’t have your cake and eat it too.
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Imagine a scenario where a woman bashes a man's car in Lagos, and when the guy steps down to have a word with the Woman, she tells him she will only speak to his wife, as she has his type at home.
Lmaoooo
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When you wan sell Na dishonesty be the issue, but when you wan buy Na greed.
This mechanic said my car can be sold for 2.9m. When I told a friend that buys and sells cars, after a thorough check, he said I can still sell it for 3.5m worst case.
What is it with our people and dishonesty?
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The dude offering actual value is being milked dry by people who offer no value
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Nna that time we wanted to launch airline with power of positive thinking.
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
Nigeria Air will succeed
😉😋
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Just remembering my friend who used to sleep in lecture halls cos no money to rent house and no place to stay. E dey US now dey flex. Man used to move with a toothbrush on him.
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Dem no dey see 3rd force for LG elections. Na always presidency.
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Na people wey vote Buhari dey always remember Sey APC and PDP Na the same
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Thinking of all the couples whose weddings I attended but failed to show up for Omugwo when they had kids
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7 of us in a bus. 5 believe COVID19 is a hoax and is mechanism for govt officials to embezzle funds. I stepped out before I could call them idiots. Just pray it doesn't spread. People think being Nigerian makes you special.
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I will never understand the Nigerian Practice of emptying the contents of gutters by the side of the road and leaving it there.
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If you fit afford am, just buy bag of rice, vegetable oil and some other things down before November/December
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Church in my neighbourhood sent us food stuff. Rice, noodles, vegetable oil, tomato paste and seasoning cubes. They are doing this for the street I believe. Every occupant in every house gets one of these bags. Really really thoughtful.
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I just dey see some tweets dey laugh. Some people here got married and reduced their very strong opinions on marriage and relationships. You go gain perspective on some things when you dey inside. Nor worry. Na time go solve the argument.
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Some of you on my timeline were so sure that GEJ used to attend functions drunk. Missed functions cos he was always drunk. Not one proof did you have. But you're wondering how the Jubril from Sudan gist spread. Odiegwu
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Despite this, they still import. They still import. Because Nigerians will see this and think they grow all they eat
1 thing that fascinates me about moving around the UK is the sheer amount of farming that goes on. Everywhere you look there's tons of well tilled farmland with all sorts of crops.
This is how you achieve food self-sufficiency.
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"16 years of PDP"
But your agric minister is a former PDP chairman. Dey lie give yourself.
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The real bistros na the aboki wey dey sell noodles and mama puts
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You stay single for a long time and you get so used to your space and company. Don't want no interference. No emotional higihaga. You be lone ranger. You can do what you want without having to carry one guy/babe along
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Randomly remember stories of people wey collect Youwin grant come vote against the admin wey give them such grants. You carry hand vote against your own interest. Wonderful
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5k likes and I will recreate this
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Unai Emery set us up against Watford to park bus. They wanted to kill Leno with shots.
Dem suppose press charges against that spanish Loki
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And we didn't have to ban foreign songs from our airwaves to get here.
you can throw a 24/7 party in Nigeria without playing foreign songs and it's going to slap haaaard.
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Dear Christian,
Allow people reach some points themselves through the leading of the Holy Spirit. Pray that God does His work in them through His spirit.
Na the spirit go do the work. No be you.
Stay rapturable.
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If a babe tells you she wants to change her wardrobe. It is only fair you recommend a solid carpenter for her.
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Most of those who shout 16 years of PDP don't apply same logic to Lagos.
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Bomb blast happen for morning but voter turn out na 87%.
Wonderful
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Local dogs dey follow dey hustle for street. Wetin their eye dey see for daily hustle Na wetin make dem just chill. Some even get family to cater for while dem dey go maiguard work join. Naija tough for dem.
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Once the stew is dope. White rice and stew will always triumph over jollof. Always
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Deal with inflation. That's the elephant in the room. Inflation is what is eating up the earning power of so many.
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Akara sellers are even laughing at the thought of ₦30,000 per month but Akara analyst said at Iwo Road dem dey make ₦30,000 per day. People wey no dey do the business go dey use mouth count money wey people dey the business dey make.
'food business is very easy'
Iti
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@SomiEkhasomhi
Noticed it with some course mates in Uni who grew up in Warri. Whenever they spoke I picked up new English words
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But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
Matthew 5:37 KJV
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If Naija didn't take the trajectory it did in 2015, many would not have relocated or even contemplated it.
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If someone resigned as a result of forgery and then earns your respect. Na so your respect cheap?
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Once I see "cishet" "heterenomative" "ism" "phobia" in one tweet...
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I tell you.
His method of entering the plane shows determination and zeal.
We are lucky to have Buhari as our president.
I can't hold back the tears
OMG
This erases some of my anger with the Buhari government. This is sheer determination. Allah yayi jagora Baba.
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Triggered by either side?
🚨 Brazil centre-back Thiago Silva to Chelsea a done deal. Contract 1 year + option of another that can be triggered by either side. Scheduled to undergo medical this week.
🔵
@liam_twomey
explains why
#CFC
needed to strengthen at the back
@TheAthleticUK
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Today, Nigerian men want rich women.
Tomorrow, Nigerian men hate rich women.
Next day, Nigerian men hate women.
Make una decide quick so we can make our next move at the next Patriarchal Scumvention.
Thanks
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Last guy I remember who did betrayed his leader.
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Nigeria does not produce a certain food item at scale to meet local demand.
The little we produce is affected by insecurity, poor transportation infrastructure, and security agents doing the usual. Guess who many hold as the problem?
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Why did she run to her dad and not her mum? Enforcing the stereotype that men are stronger and women are weak vessels. It shows how society has socialized her to believe in these dangerous stereotypes. I am shaking. Not literally but shaking nonetheless
That video of the girl that ran to her dad to help with the jar is too cute, how can we ruin it with some SJW buzzwords please guys. There's patriachy somewhere in there.?
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Not long after we started democracy in 1999 my teachers were able to afford to buy decent cars. People who speak of 16 years of PDP, speak as though we were coming from Eldorado.
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Chima has to win this show. No other singer/contestant has been consistent from the first week. No one left here has been consistent. None.
#NigerianIdol
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Used to serve bricklayers some years ago. Urrrgh. Only way i could support my going to school.
Back then it was 300naira per day. When rain start like this, no work for the day be that. You go home hungry. No money to chow
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"Thy words were found, and I did eat them; and thy word was unto me the joy and rejoicing of mine heart:"
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This video comes to mind since the whole Jazz/Juju matter has been on.
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Many of you instantly place an image of a terrible person or the devil when it concerns relationships and/or marriage you will be in. So your first response is to fight. You are already fighting a partner you don't even have yet.
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I do not need an Igbo man to be president for the country to blossom. All i need is a competent person, who can grow the economy and lift as many people out of poverty. If na by tribe alone, how come North no dey lead the way with developmental indices and stoffs?
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Don't know the song but the guy's moves. My God.
Many beautiful
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Be like food inflation don affect that babe wey been dey post her chopping like thief here. Lmao
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This happened metres away from where I lived. It was shocking. This was the aftermath of the 20th.
What followed was random gun shots by the police for days.
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"We will vote him out if he doesn't perform"
"We will keep voting them out until we get it right"
The above comes with heavy repercussions if you make terrible choices. It is paid for in time. Time and years. 4 years. 8 years. It is not something to play with.
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Some Nigerians listen to Rwandan stories and awww.
Then when igbos speak about the pogroms, it annoys them.
We fight for the rights of others to peaceful protests outside the country.
Then in Nigeria, we support protesters being attacked.
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Anyone remember Ogoni clean up? How many years after the wonderful fanfare? What has been achieved?
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RT if you are on the internet and you are coping well
Kendall Jenner Deleted Her Instagram Account And The Internet Can’t Cope
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The movie lacked Ebonyi people. Since we all can't enjoy movies anymore without all this gini wa
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People want to repeat the 'PDP gave its ticket' till it becomes truth. Loool. Even APC didn't give it's ticket. Both tickets were contested for. Maybe cos some of you expected the ticket to be given
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Years ago boys been dey buy inverter for their apartments. Try am today now. Shebi economic indices no mean anything?
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In 2012, we had a stronger economy. I believe we could have withstood the effects of subsidy removal better than it is today.
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PACT was formed. The whole idea was to pick a consensus candidate of some sort right? Then immediately after candidate won, the others decided to run too. Umpire too decided to run as well. But you want to beat APC and PDP?
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As a single guy, it is advisable to constantly seek out yoruba weddings to attend. A lot of Your household needs like napkins, towels, plastic containers will be sorted out easily.
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Chimaroke Nnamani was 39 years old in 1999 when he became Governor of Enugu state. No be by just being young
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If you could vote/choose Buhari as an alternative to GEJ. Having seen and experienced 3 years of his admin, you are now asking who the alternatives to Buhari Are? Just talk wetin dey your mind with plain English
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When people like you they will defend you
- Moment Youths in Ijora protects the palace of Ojora of Ijora against hoodlums in Lagos State.
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The NYSC members who lost their lives because Buhari lost in 2011 didnt steal ballot boxes.
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So if after all this Tinubu and Ambode settle and somehow Ambode's second term bid is endorsed, those of you who have turned against him will do about turn and support innit?
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See this thing? Hot for Serena but can be harassment for another babe. No formula dey this thing. Na to just read the signals and do the right thing
"This trip started in Roma 5 or 6 years ago lol.
"He sat at my table. I asked him to leave. He refused. I found that hot. I asked him if he liked truffles.
"He said yes. Eventually I said yes. And here we are. 5 or 6 years later."
@serenawilliams
. 🥰
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Do you produce enough wheat to meet local demand? Nope.
What food do you produce at scale that will meet and exceed local demand? Ermmm errmmm
But we must grow what we eat. No need for import.
But "food is expensive simply because Nigerians are greedy and are hoarding". Lmao
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I like how on twitter we create bubbles like we don't exist in the real world. We deny glaring realities in one minute and act out those same denials in another.
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We blame the business man or woman who has to deal with these factors. We call them greedy and say they are the sole reason. "We are the ones doing ourselves"
Abeg x3
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"School of unlearning Na boys only school"
Only men are required to "unlearn bad behaviour" on Twitter.
Ladies are to stay put doing all the bad shit they do.
LOL!
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We burn money for Nigeria Air. That was how it ended. No airline. No nothing.
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Vietnamese name.
You'd be shocked to learn how that name is pronounced.
Yes, her name is Nguyen Nguyen. My grade 6 classmate that sat in front of me. She never spoke to anyone. Not even the teacher. I mean, EVER. But she was brilliant & never needed help with anything. We would walk to school together, & even then—not a single word. Then one day…
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Lekki residents right now begging the rain to stop before the flood moves them to epe
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So, now wey I don marry I go use the all the energy wey dem use tell me "Go and marry" take choke some man dem for here. Una know una self. Na me and una for this twitter.
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Black men can you please show me a picture of you with your Black wife?
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The Igbo mother urge to press your child's finger to confirm their blood level. And determine if they'd need to drink Ugu juice.
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How to set up an airline using the power of positive thinking
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Imagine working in Lekki and coming all the way from MOWE because I am a house owner and should live in a house I built
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Dey try rest sometimes. Biko nne
Why calling women “girls” is unacceptable.
“When a man calls a woman a girl they are instantly (intentionally or not) demeaning them to the level of a child.”
Stop calling women girls. Thanks.
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