RT @2birdies1stone: GOOD MORNING

RT @ecco401k: high asf in the grocery store moving peculiar

RT @c6_shanky: Stepping out with my phone on 19% I never gave a fuck

RT @jaylannc:

RT @steeeambyshelly:

Carl

@vore_crimes Taste like hand foot and mouth

RT @NeilNevins: not gonna do that

RT @wannabfisherman: being drunk, showing your friends your breasts, seeing their breasts too, ordering $85 worth of mcdonalds for six peop…

Give me one ravioli ima open my legs

Sucking these up and cleaning off the stems with my tongue like a chicken wing

When mr.Krabs was going bankrupt to buy shit for Mrs. puff. that’s a true lesbian

Just heard somebody end a phone call by saying “ttyl” in real life

Off the house of love mocktail touching myself in the interior illusions lounge

I’m touching myself in the interior illusions lounge

A gay guy can laugh while a lesbian only gets to chuckle

Gf gave me this baby she got at her job last night and said waittt I think there’s something in his back you should check. she put a bill Clinton saxophone pin in there and when i pulled it out she goes “my coworker found this. I don’t even know which one he is”