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Only Zambians will make fun of you for being prepared "namusenda na lunchbox" 😭😭
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If Zimbabwe is so developed And better than Zambia why do the students come here "in the village" to study?
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Don't be fooled by my other pics I look homeless most of the time 🙄
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Outfit for the day,,,I'm going for a job interview wish me luck guys.
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Casual sex is one of the biggest scams in the 21st century.
During sex, your body releases oxytocin, which makes you subconsciously bond with your partner. Brief attachment with many people leaves you feeling empty
Also damages your trust, empathy and ability to feel intimacy.
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Where can I apply for a permanent relationship? I have 5 years of experience, minor trust issues and am willing to argue on the weekends.😂
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I've learnt dating to marry allows you to put up with bullsh***t because you visualized a future and aren't focused on the now. Date to be happy, and if happiness turns into marriage you get exactly what you want.
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Instead of ghosting say this:
" I had a nice time with you. the connection you and I have isn't the connection I am looking for. Take good care".
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Nobody's nicer than a guy who hasn't f**** you yet 😂. They will simp harrrrd!
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My brother walks into the living room and says "hey guys" to mum and dad
mum : ifwe "ati guys" have some respect
Dad to mum : relax exeh
😂😂😂
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Financially I'm at a place where I understand why people rob banks
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Being asked "Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!" is like saying "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air!"
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@rianphin
I'm part of the 1% that have never seen a single episode of euphoria and I don't think I will 😂
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Have you ever loved someone so much that you settled for being friends just to keep them in your life?
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How many of you can tell me you have friends from 10yrs ago?
I'll wait!
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Sports betting is quickly becoming the new driver of chronic poverty amongst youthful zambians. Gambling has been clothed in sheepskin as an investment when it is open broad daylight robbing of the gullible,poor Zambian youths who live below a dollar and daydream of quick riches
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I thought missionary was a person sent to do the lords work in a foreign country
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I heard a rumour that this woman in the picture is allegedly eating people?👀
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There's sex without love and there's love without sex. then there's you without any🥴
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:"But your phone is on 20% mine is on 9"
First of all chikala this is my charger 🤨
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Imagine after s😂x they pull out a note pad and cross your name out.
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I think between age 21-29 is a phase of hustle, suffering and smiling, depression, overthinking, wondering whether you'ill achieve and make it in life. 90's babies hope y'all alright, u will be okay someday. Hang in there, dont lose hope.
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Nobody supports you more than social media friends you've never met.
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I find it manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our "true colors" as if when we are happy and being kind, we're being fake.
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When the sex is good you start seeing imaginary potential In a mf 🥴😩😫😂
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I can't be the only one who doesn't know how to smile in pictures
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Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out
of it.
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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards will get a reward.
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I hate the fake Conversation before someone asks me for a favor 😂
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I once texted a guy I was feeling "Good Morning😍" and he replied "morning" and nothing else. You animals don't deserve nice things!! 😂😂😂
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People who sleep with their phones on silent don't care about anything/one in the world
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I want a husband that can cook. it's cooKING for a reason not cooQUEEN😒😂😂
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An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😌
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Would you delete your social media for a healthy relationship ?
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Have you ever sacrificed sleep just to talk to someone?
Where are they now?
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Phineas and Ferb would have made one vaccine by now and we would have all gotten vaccinated
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Remove the first and last later of your name. How cool is your name ? 🤭
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Do y'all stare at buttholes when f**king from the back ?🧐 serious question😆
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Am tired of pretending
Why is Lusaka July in September and what do they do there
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If you get to meet me in person, you gotta be patient enough to get through my awkward/shy phase before I become cool 😅
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IDK why but a conversation without emojis looks like a police report to me
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Girls bring friends on a date for safety, not for your food or drinks understand this🤷♀️😂
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Guys really do skip the asking you to be their girlfriend part😭, you just wake up one day and you're "baby".
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If you had a chance to date anybody on Twitter , who would it be?🌝
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Am the type of person who tries to fall back asleep to finish a dream😌😂
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If he says he's not married ask him if anyone's is married to him. just to be sure 😹😹
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Tell me about the song that kept you alive when you felt like nothing else could save you.
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People with mixed music taste have the right personality for aaaanything
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Without revealing your age, who was the very first footballer you adored ?
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This thing of setting prices according to how a person looks must come to an end 😩
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BROKE : nobody sees you
GRINDING : they start to laugh at you
SUCCESS : they swear they know you
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If you want to look like you're working hard at work just walk fast everywhere you go 🏃🤷😂
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I will graduate
I will have my dream career
I will be successful
I will be happy
I will love
I will live a good life
SPEAK THINGS INTO EXISTENCE
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want to shoot my shot nomba they're calling us ma'am and Auntie kanjikalefye 😬🙄
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So you can't date a man who stays with his mom but you can date a man who stays with his wife 🧐🧐???😂😂😂
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Getting paid 12 times in 365 days is something I don't wanna do for the rest of my life
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Sunday funday...these video screen shots aren't bad at all 😊 good morning
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If you're reading this have a wonderful day and remember dress for success😘
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