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1 year
@bootlegger1974 Mate please don’t let it put you off posting your stuff as the normal working man loves it and you are loved on this platform captain
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Am I missing something With Tottenham being sooo close to “greatness” they are a fucking good side but IMO are closer to falling out of top 4 than winning league. Squad how it reads (Toby not included) they are 2/3 injuries away from a disaster.
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
@talkSPORT Bakayoko champ manager 97/98
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
@Coronavirusgoo1 This needs to be heard people. Too much doom and gloom. We will all meet again soon and enjoy a 🍺 but until then, keep safe
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
That street clap for the NHS reminds me why at times I love this country
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Big fan of local footie and @Britwell_FC and @ChalveySportsFC in particular (find myself looking at @richingsparkfc1 results too) and My view is if you don’t admire what @ChalveySportsFC are doing then you ain’t for me. Never indulge in a pint #nothanks
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
They say don't meet your heroes. I say bollox. Great time last night at the pies and pundits thanks @TAAdams06 @LeeDixon2
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@toner_aaron
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1 year
@SeriousAboutRL Mate @samtomkins1 even now is miles ahead of Welsby
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
So last night was eventful. I end up in players after party where there is a free bar courtesy of @WiganWarriorsRL what a night met all players and had a right old chin wag with them all #nause #topnight Shaun wane is a gentleman
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
So I get up and do the dads challenge on stage. 5 of us. 10 push ups then Down a pint the quickest for 5 points. Easy win for me. Second challenge, dancing, 0 points fuck off.
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
There was a time I’d be 5 pints deep about this time on a good Friday
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Fair play to Cheryl and mase they delayed some of presents and Christmas dinner till I got home from work yesterday and had had a bath. All their idea didn’t eat till 20:00 top family. Meant more than luxury gifts
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Dead proud of step son (I see him as my own) mason today passing his driving test 1st time. To celebrate he drive us to spices for a lovely Indian that Cheryl paid for 👌👍
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@toner_aaron
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8 years
Nissan micro convertible for sale 1.6 less than 53k on clock 2 lady owners heated seats 1 yr MOT 6CD changer
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Excuse the late 30’s dad bod (step dad) but I couldn’t give a toss 😂😂 good times here
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
If pubs open without alcohol then I’m done with this country. Like going swimming with no water
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@toner_aaron
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2 years
Every bloke should where possible own a good suit and a good watch. Makes the hard work worth while. Little treat for myself
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
When people on the train think it’s ok to take a seat up With their bag. Don’t think so mate up you get or that bags going across the carriage
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
@mattletiss7 Both ok if done correctly
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Some pics. Lehman is a miserable fucker toure a breath of fresh air
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
Merry Christmas all followers from me Cheryl and mase
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@toner_aaron
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8 months
Tonight’s attire for a dinner with the captain. 6 days on the piss not advisable when wearing a suit that’s not particularly forgiving. Fair amount of breathing in here 🤪
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
@ProfKarolSikora Happy birthday pal, breath of fresh air throughout this pandemic despite what that prick @piersmorgan bangs on about
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@toner_aaron
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2 years
@edcumming Harry’s. If you know you know
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
My mates chat up line to a bird in Tenerife in 04. Formalities begin Him: where you from Her: Guildford, you? Him: an island off of Ireland. Her: oh really where abouts Him: England Lol 😂
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
Worst united side I’ve seen in years means one thing. Home win and social media meltdown. De gea back on form, mata scores usual goal against us, and I launch phone at wall at about 2200
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@toner_aaron
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1 year
At We Will Rock You👌
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@toner_aaron
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8 years
Congrats to @ChalveySportsFC dead happy for the men behind the scenes particularly @youngy0102 no one more deserving 👏👏👏
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
If I get tagged in for a 5km run you will be told to fuck off
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@toner_aaron
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9 months
Out of office on, flight home to Newcastle, pack, Indian at spices, back to T5 to hotel before setting off ✈️ to Miami ☀️ couple nights there then 7 night cruise on @RoyalCaribbean ⛴️ icon of seas before one more night in Miami. Bring it on. Pics to follow
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
2 on the bounce 👌
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Kante incident was handball and Fulham incident was a goal. Any other opinion than those then we can happily unfollow each other because we probably will argue about all things football. 👍
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
I’ll be mixing households this Christmas even if “not allowed” and if you think that’s selfish you can fuck off quite frankly
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Anyone with the view that city went too far is not for me. These are professional footballers and I love the ruthless nature of top sports teams/individuals around the world #9 -0
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Happy birthday Mr Arsenal @TonyAdams . One of a kind
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@toner_aaron
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8 years
Loads of love on here for @ChalveySportsFC and rightly so. Fantastic club and I wish them well on sat.
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Just coming through Hayes. Slough gets a lot of stick (rightly so but I’d stick up for Britwell in any argument) but Hayes is up there as one of biggest dives.
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
San Marino v Gibraltar? Fuck off ive watched better games at the chicken ranch
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Phones been off a while and been out with no charge. Turned phone on to read most amazing news on Twitter regards my pal @mouldrya little boy. Defeated the toughest of opponents there mate. Welling up reading it. So so pleased for ya
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
If Marcus Rashford (one of nicest blokes in world it would seem) is getting racial abuse then there really are some total pricks out there
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Flights booked for Moscow via Moldova going there and Moldova and Poland coming back. Least I get to see some nice places 😂 England lose i get money back for outward journeys. DO NOT fuck this up England
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Early merry Christmas everyone I’m following and those following me
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
Happy new year all followers I’m off to London In a bit to take in the atmosphere, bit of people watching (sounds creepy I know) then into Signor Sassi for the best Italian food your taste outside of Italy. Hope 2020 is awesome 👍
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@toner_aaron
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7 months
No pic but Cheryl had Wagyu steak 🥩 at 94 quid and I could see she was struggling and she boxes up the steak into a take away box. I say “what you doing with that?” “Taking home for the dogs” she says. Fuck off they can have their pedigree chum
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Happy new year all followers and people im following. Early night for me tonight as working tomorrow
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@toner_aaron
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7 months
Dog and pickle 10 year anniversary. Lamb shoulder Shepard’s pie for me with truffle fries. The pic don’t do it justice but the Shepard’s pie was awesome
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
So for anyone interested, my dog runs tomorrow 13:16 at Central Park. Was down as a reserve but he’s now in. First ever race trap 5 against some good dogs. Cat A 3 race but my dog has the fastest time over the distance. Not totally confident but worth couple quid.
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Im sorry but women should not be earning same as men at football
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
That’s more like it
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Just chilling in turkey with a beer and some sunshine with Cheryl and mase
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
As for Sergio Ramos. He's a plain and simple ruthless winner. If you've played the game at decent level you will know what I mean if you haven't then your the kind that probably thinks he's shit/dirty etc
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
If you are one of the mob that thinks sterling has been poor then you really don’t understand football imo. Yes he’s missed a few chances but his pace stretches teams and allows lingard and dele space and he frightens defences and always has a go at them. That’s brave
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@toner_aaron
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8 years
Evening of Cinderella with Cheryl and mase. 👌❤️ #wycombeswan
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@toner_aaron
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1 year
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, the women should not be paid the same as the men’s for the relevant world cups
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
For those that are scared/not keen on going to pub/restaurants Saturday, then fine that’s totally your prerogative and everyone has a different circumstance. I will be going and I’m doing nothing selfish by doing so. For those not going, please stop publically fucking whinging
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
More pics from Devon. Awesome place oh and a pic of some grub/drinks
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Fair play to Russia for hosting a superb tournament 👏
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Remember who you are, what you are and who you represent. Play for the name on the front of the shirt, and they will remember the name on the back. The Arsenal. Get the yank out this club
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@toner_aaron
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8 years
Three years today With Cheryl. #goodtimes love ya
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Was just explaining to someone that a pub crawl in slough years ago doing a pint in each was pretty much impossible. Only few left now 😩
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
England fans are a funny breed. Did I want to lose last night? No, because that’s not what you do. Do I care we lost? No. Easier route now. But let’s NOT look past Columbia. Good side. I would have snapped arm off though for this route to semi. Game on. Come on England 🦁🦁🦁
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Great evening in London bit of shopping and a lovely Italian in Signor Sassi. Had a table next to Darren Anderton nearly ruined the night 😂 #sicknote
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Anyone that thinks fury puts Joshua to sleep has no idea imo. Would a prime Fury beat AJ? Possibly although I wouldn’t say for sure. But fury is not a big puncher, more likely to win (if at all) on points. Just my opinion. The county Should get behind AJ #rolemodel
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@toner_aaron
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2 years
RIP the Queen
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@toner_aaron
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7 years
1. Happy new year to all my buddies. From me Cheryl and mase 2. If you think West Brom deserved that pen earlier then your a cunt and no longer my buddy. 3. Arsenal piss poor today regardless of pen incident
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Merry Christmas everyone
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@toner_aaron
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8 years
Prom day and little one looking the part. #noprominmyday
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@toner_aaron
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7 years
I know Britain is terrible for slating non celebs for drink driving for example but sympathies with celebs for same mistake. Yes, Ant McPartlin fucked up but he's not all of a sudden a cunt. Just let the man recover and leave him be. Get well soon fella
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@toner_aaron
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11 months
RIP Terry Venables I will never forget Euro 96
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Covid test at work today. That cotton bud thing up the hooter is not the one #sneezecentral #negative
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Tomorrow is the day. If anyone with any connection to this great estate is free tomorrow then get yourself down the ranch and support the boys. Won’t be many prouder than me if they win and bring the trophy home. Good luck @Britwell_FC
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@toner_aaron
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7 years
So I'm at mason football today under 13 and one of players shouts to keeper "make goal smaller" (come out and narrow the angles for the thick cunts out there) keeper responds " I can't make it smaller I ain't bob the builder" 😂😂
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
Hurts to say but regards centre halves (I like to think can judge them more than I can a Number 10) if Ledley king had stayed fit he would have got 50- 70caps for England. Also John terry was world class and much better on ball than given credit for. Ping balls both feet.
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
After 2 of the best European comebacks by English teams ever you watch Valencia come up with the Spanish version and complete one of worst weeks in my football supporting life
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@toner_aaron
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7 years
Just back from a stroll down the beach and see burnham have now lost their manager. They are a fucking shambles of a club. I know people locally that could run a competitive side and atttact players if had the financial backing #newstart
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Lovely weekend in Brighton with Cheryl, life back to relative Normal with very few in masks and cracking on. Grand hotel is 👌won couple quid in casino too
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@toner_aaron
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2 years
Standard airport pint
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Unpopular opinion. Game of thrones is shit
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Just a message for those rude wankers travelling by train of a morning. When train turns up and I stand to the side, it’s to let passengers off the train, not to let you hood rats jump in front. Blazing row this morning with a group of attitude kids/young men. #fuckoff
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Great day yesterday with dinner at Miller and Carter with Cheryl Mase and mum dad and Liam. Then chilled, lazy evening. Usually working so to have nothing to do was bliss. Fry up this morning, footie bets today and cold meats tonight, 👍👍👍
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@toner_aaron
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1 year
Dinner taken care of and tucking Cheryl in 😉 now off to sports bar to watch The Arsenal. Her: don’t come in bolloxed. Me: I’ve been drinking since 11 and footie don’t finish till nearly midnight so I can’t promise nothing. Fucking women 😂
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
@SavageHumor_ @smithymummadie Literally just jumped out skin
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@toner_aaron
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3 years
Protesters blocking Road. I think your sad cunts anyway but blocking an ambulance is fucking low
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@toner_aaron
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2 years
Another tough day
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Kane is world class sterling not quite finished article, dele needs to produce his Tottenham form more often. Lingard impressive. Anyway, thank you England, I actually enjoyed watching national team for first time since 1998. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁🦁🦁
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
So the government are locking down based on increased case numbers (not taking into account hospital admissions) so if Slough went up from 4 to 8 and as such is a 100 percent increase that’s “worse” than going up from 99 to 100 in other areas. Gov is full of stupid cunts
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@toner_aaron
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10 years
Another week where all three sides for chalvey won today. Happy days and a special club to play for. #stabmonks
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
Crazy bear beaconsfield with Cheryl. Impressive gaff 👌
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@toner_aaron
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4 years
These idiots on tipping point piss me off. Why choose a category for 1 counter?? You will either know the answer or won’t. Just choose fucking 3 counters
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@toner_aaron
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6 years
Westfield Stratford. Table for 1 please. TGI’s for lunch. Wings and ribs on route with franks hot sauce 👌
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@toner_aaron
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5 years
Make no mistake about it, we lose tonight then get the backlash from city then a rejuvenated Everton we could be bottom 3 at Xmas
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2 years
@CllrMcHuntSNP Piss off then
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3 years
Cocktail and a lay down. Just had a beef steak for lunch
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3 years
Landmark day today, we brought Mase his first car. He currently has a motor and I don’t 😩
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4 years
So the cleaners at our office mop the fucking carpet. I’ve never seen the like and it stinks of Puke. Not good when hungover
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3 years
I say this with no emotion. Tottenham are genuinely a bad bad side
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5 years
@EastBerkshireFL @ThamesValleyPL @BerksBucksFA Took part in best final there has been in a 4-4 draw with red lion and losing on pens. Was down to 10 men at 1-1, nicked a Late equaliser for 2-2 then 4-2 up in ET. RL miss last min pen in ET to win 5-4. 1000 people in attendance. Blind drunk after. 2 great sides
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2 years
Lamb Chops Mango Lounge 👌
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