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@BenGoldsmith
So how come, by every empirical measure (life expectancy, quality of life, crop yields, deaths from natural disasters etc) has Man never had it better? Moreover, there is a clear link between access to cheap reliable power and positive outcomes on all of the above!
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@SkyNewsBreak
This will be ignored - and rightly so. No one is in hospital. 111 calls are not rising. The government haven't got a clue and are locked into panic porn and the sunk cost fallacy. They can't admit their mistakes. It's over (and has been for months).
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Ruben Loftus-Cheek is almost comically better than Ross Barkley. The gulf between them is a yawning chasm. That our manager picks Barkley disgusts me on a visceral level
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Sunningdale was immaculate today. And I feel so much better for some genuine fresh air, exercise and company!
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@AllisonPearson
I think there is a clear and important distinction between climate change (which is constant) and man-made climate change (which is nonsense). The NGO / green industrial complex have funnelled trillions of taxpayer money for no purpose but to enrich themselves. It is criminal.
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Potential bombshell report here... If this is true, then it's going to be devastating to
@BorisJohnson
@MattHancock
@Conservatives
@uksciencechief
@CMO_England
cc
@toadmeister
@AlistairHaimes
@hughosmond
@Francis_Hoar
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@AnonymousJourn9
@benandjerrysUK
Go woke. Go broke. I won't buy their products. I won't take moralising from a company that sold out to a massive multinational with a somewhat dodgy history.
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@IoWBobSeely
Try being Conservatives then.
I am a lifelong Tory voter but cannot vote for your left of centre wannabe Lib Dem circus any more.
Scrap Net Zero
Cut taxes
Cut immigration
Hard on crime
Support business
Reduce state interference
Reduce welfare bill
You’ve done the opposite.
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@AndrewPhillipK
@joshscampbell
@realDonaldTrump
@kilmeade
@dbongino
So there no rioting but the rioting is due to Trump?! Riiiiiiiiiiiight 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡
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@rachelschraer
@AlistairHaimes
That's what happens when you keep kids off school with no reason for 6 months, then send them back with teachers in hazmat suits and the media and politicians stoking fear. Parents panic. My kids have had colds, runny noses etc. But that's all they are.
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If signing Cucurella ultimately results in Chelsea being forced to sell three demonstrably better players (Chilwell, Hall and Maatsen), all of whom were homegrown qualifying, it will surely overtake Kepa / Drinkwater as the worst CFC transfer ever?
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@Chelsearory
@MailSport
No blame on the players? We're about to miss out on the Top 4 for the 3rd time in 5 years under 3 different managers. Maybe - just maybe - we need to clear out the majority of players? Sarri has numerous issues, undoubtedly, but the players need to take most of the blame.
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@SonOfChelsea
@Bassman_93
How is the first one soft? There’s clear contact just above the knee. The Dalot one he accidentally clips Madueke’s heel, it makes both of them fall.
The reaction of the players proves it. Neither Antony or Dalot complain at all because they know they clipped them.
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@GOLF_com
Well that’s not a fair question. Rory is undoubtedly very good but that’s like bringing a plastic fork to an AK47 fight
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@greeneking
FFS. Enough of this nonsense. Let those happy to go out normally do so. Those who think it is too much of a risk can stay at home. This is bollocks.
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@NizaarKinsella
Sorry, he was really bad. Easily the worst player on the pitch for CFC. Wasted so many positions with dreadful crosses / passes. How many of those “key passes” were from set pieces? And he consistently failed to track back defensively as well
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@Matt_Law_DT
Guess we know who was feeding you all the inside info from the dressing room... ;-)
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@msmcglau
@jadenozzz
@allisonpearson
I'm not planning on eating in a care home or hospital. It's not a threat outside of those settings. 327 men under the age of 45 have died from it (including those with pre-existing circumstances - ONS date). That's a minuscule risk. I take greater risks every day without thinking
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@BorisJohnson
Rubbish. Absolute claptrap. 215 people without underlying health conditions under the age of 60 have died. That's 0.0003%. A massive and comprehensive dereliction of duty which has condemned millions to poverty and early death based on a rubbish model from a catastrophist.
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@LukeJohnsonRCP
"Safe" from something that to over 99.5% of the population there is absolutely minuscule risk. It's mass state propaganda fuelled by a complicit media and an unquestioning population. Extraordinary. This will be studied in the future and it's inexplicable.
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@rachaelvenables
I would *always* fly
@British_Airways
if they just took off now. Would be doing the gene pool a favour.
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@SkySportsNews
Didn't see him saying "Everything went for us" after the game on Weds where far more obvious incidents all just happened to go their way.
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@OliviaBuzaglo
Not a hope in hell. And there is significant selective amnesia being applied. His first 50 games were incredible. His second 50 were average and trending much worse. An atrocious pre-season, dreadful start to the season and very questionable signings at his behest.
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@SiPhillipsSport
They can give us both and we’ll be kind enough to throw in Willian and Pedro as well 👍
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@afneil
People like this - and specifically
@Ed_Miliband
,
@CSkidmoreUK
and
@lorddeben
- are threats to national security and should be treated as such. The damage they are causing to the UK (usually due to vested financial interests) is incredible. They belong in jail!
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@SiPhillipsSport
Translation - I cannot believe this club paid THIRTY FIVE MILLION POUNDS for Danny Drinkwater
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What was Sarri saying about Hudson-Odoi needing to be better defensively? How can he say that and keep selecting Willian??
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@ProfKarolSikora
@allisonpearson
That. Is. Because. It. Has. Been. Circulating. Since. November.
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@michaelhowe9
@TiceRichard
@josephyoung26
@BorisJohnson
@MattHancock
Right, ok. Fancy a bet on that? Why didn't it happen after VE day? Beaches? BLM protests? Shops? Schools? Bars? Pubs? These have all happened over the last 2 months and all that's happened is the predictable downward trend.
@remindmetweets
3 weeks please!
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@LBC
@ShelaghFogarty
Diane Abbott thinks it is a bad idea. Therefore anyone with at least half a brain automatically realises it is a superb idea. 👍
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@REESWINLAB
Waitrose as well. That's great. 3 stores I'm happy to shop in. I won't be shopping in any store that enforces mask wearing. I also respect the right of someone to wear a mask as a placebo should they wish to, but there is absolutely *zero* point in mandating it.
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@JuliaHB1
She complained about a lack of police as well 😂😂😂😂 The won’t be on the streets stopping drugs dealers while responding to her, so maybe her son was out and she had an ulterior motive? What a nasty, lying piece of work. Council house as an MP, employs criminal son, lies etc
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@SiPhillipsSport
This is a positive, assuming the club trust Christensen and Ampadu... Now, the question is, when does Willian’s contract expire?!
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CFC can truly show they want to keep Hudson-Odoi by starting him on Tuesday. Psychologically it would be a massive boost in terms of getting him to stay. It’s huge game. But I fear Sarri won’t be brave enough to do it.
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@BorisJohnson
RESIGN. I'm a lifelong
@Conservatives
voter but will never vote for them again with you in charge or if
@MattHancock
is still in position. You have *NO* understanding of science and are taking away our freedom on a basis of cases when no one is ill or in hospital. Disgusting.
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@Ed_Miliband
@StarkClimate
Two absolute charlatans enriching themselves at taxpayer expense.
How do you sleep at night?
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@jessralston2
@Telegraph
@UKERCHQ
"Gas boiler lobby" is a nonsense. Do you mean "people who want to heat their home reliably and cheaply"?
If heat pumps are so good, they will be adopted by the market naturally. They're not, for any number of reasons. Trying to force them on people is disgraceful.
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@mixedknuts
They’ve spent absolute fortunes over the past 5 seasons (I think their net spend is 3rd highest in the PL, above City, Liverpool etc). Their wage bill is also shooting up dramatically. They spent £250m in the summer!
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@grantshapps
Right, ok genius. Talk to me about hospitalisations, deaths, ICU usage and, oh, wait, THEIR NEW CONTACT TRACING SYSTEM THEY JUST INTRODUCED. *That* is what is finding cases. Nothing else. They're just discovering how prevalent it is. Astonishingly stupid decision. Totally inept.
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@allisonpearson
Scott’s was fantastic last night. Thermal camera on entry, but then pretty much exactly as it always has been. Not a mask in sight.
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@Matt_Law_DT
It would be criminal to ignore them, but with Sarri there it would have happened. Add in Ampadu as well (and Loftus-Cheek, Christensen, Tomori, Abraham etc etc). This is an exceptional group of players.
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@PhilipSerrell
Hi Philip, please can we have information? I would love to send him a donation for his hard work and dedication! Sadly it has probably taught him a tough lesson about doing business but his entrepreneurial leanings should be encouraged!
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@ScottAdamsSays
You could also ask for proof why increased CO2 (with it’s logarithmic scale impact) will have any negative impact - that is assuming your question is answered (which it won’t be). You will get models, consensus and correlation cited. None of which answer your question 👍
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@DrSarahJarvis
@SandraWeeden
@LaraCrabb
Absolute claptrap. Remind me the number of Spanish deaths yesterday? You do know they started mass contact testing about 2 weeks ago that is finding all these people who have no symptoms? Hospitalisations very low, deaths you can count on 1 hand.
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@hendopolis
@JuliaHB1
This is as well thought through as the quarantine. The death knell for the high street. I’m not going into a shop if forced to wear a mask.
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@simondolan
The “spike” is purely down to a new contact tracing system recently introduced. Deaths stay at around 2 per day, all they are doing is more testing uncovering more healthy asymptomatic people. That the UK restrict travel now is absurd and pointless
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@BorisJohnson
We know this. So why did you keep 66,000,000 people under house arrest for over 2 months?
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@julesthom81
@JuliaHB1
@talkRADIO
If the positive rate of testing is 1.7%, and 1% of tests return a false positive, then it's not 1.7% positive rate, it's 0.7%.. And that's before we get to the issue of over sensitivity. Basically, to summarise, the scaremongering is totally wrong.
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@LouiseRawAuthor
@GeorgeGarside2
Astonishing. Anything to say
@bbc
- should taxpayers really be paying for this sort of thing?
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@tomhfh
This was the right plan. The pandemic plan that had been prepared. And the country would be in far better shape had we followed this plan.
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@karlmccartney
How can he be paid £80k per year while an MP by a Carbon Capture company and then produce a government report advocating, er, carbon capture?!
I mean, the conflict of interest is not even remotely hidden. It’s openly paid for.
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@darrengrimes_
They also breed paranoia (and kids should not have to see their healthy parents wearing one, the poor things have enough to cope with right now)
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@simondolan
I'm still going to go to Spain. By the time I return this will have changed. If not I will ignore it. Risk is lower there than here.
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@SuzanneEvans1
There is *no* second wave. They are counting antigen tests and deaths are non existent (2 yesterday). This is absurd scaremongering I
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@PrisonPlanet
I'm astonishing as many people have done as requested. Asking healthy, not at risk people to stay cooped up at home for over a month is ridiculous - especially given the number of avoidable deaths the lockdown is causing not to mention economic armageddon.
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@liam_twomey
And yet he selects Barkley, who plays like a permanently confused man trying to solve a not difficult Sudoku...
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@MollyMEP
He is literally asking to call an election. The exact polar opposite of a coup 😂😂😂🤡🤡
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Still cannot believe we turned down £60m for Willian. Horrendous, horrendous decision
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Paredes. Why? Have we not learned from Zappacosta, Emerson, Cuadrado etc? Another average squad signing for silly money. Just play Ampadu on the rare occasion he would play. Absolutely stupid.
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Obviously in an ideal world CFC would keep Hazard and Hudson-Odoi. But all things considered, for the longer term, it is more important that we keep the latter. I think he'll score more goals (in due course) and his directness is something CFC simply don't have.
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@oflynnsocial
@DPJHodges
What have they done that is "right wing"?
Asking for millions who have previously voted Conservative but absolutely will not now.
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@piersmorgan
Piers, what if staying in results in them committing suicide? Or domestic violence? Or alcoholism? Or obesity? The ramifications of the lockdown will unfold over time, and need to be measured. The reality is that the effect of lockdown is going to kill more people than the virus
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@TheRyanGoodman
@SiPhillipsSport
On that basis Eden Hazard would never have started a game for CFC
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@Chelsearory
*Starting*?! Wait until the real fallout hits. Huge surge in divorces, domestic violence, suicides, mental health problems for adults / children, economy screwed (creating even more of the above). Civil unrest on the way unless the lockdown is lifted.
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@LBC
@sueevansprotect
@TomSwarbrick1
No "could" about it. It is, and any and all involved should be punished to the fullest extent of the law and belong in prison.
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@gnarlybole
@Tesco
Dear
@tesco
, please can I have this delivery driver in the future? I suggest the complainant shops somewhere else.
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@unapower
Absolutely brainwashed and indoctrinated. Poor, poor children. How do their parents get them to school? Do they use laptops or mobile phones? Where were their school uniforms made?
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@BellaWallerstei
Nope. Lifelong Conservative voter, now I can’t vote for them due to lockdown, high taxes, immigration and Net Zero
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@Peterbojangles
@TomAngel1
@allisonpearson
@janekin24
@MailOnline
The vast majority have been scared shitless by a hysterical media. You can't fix stupid. There will be no second wave. It's been here since November, and for 3 months everyone just got on with life normally (as we should do now). All we needed to do was keep it out of care homes.
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@grantdesmidt
Not for me... Your designated penalty taker should be a regular starter - which he isn’t (and never will be). As for Willian, he is one of the most selfish pros I have ever seen
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@JacobsBen
Caicedo should be firing his agent for not including a buyout clause. However, if Brighton claim he is a £100m player, then surely he should be paid by them as such?
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@realadammcohen
@chelseayouth
Chelsea have self reported alleged previous incidents under old owner and neither of those people work for Chelsea anymore. So it is literally nothing to do with the current owners.
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The notion that the companies behind such schemes get off with no action is disgusting.
“HMRC knew that what these schemes were really doing was tricking an unsuspecting public into tax avoidance, but it allowed them to continue for years.”
🖊️
@willydunn
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@chelseayouth
Because we seem obsessed with wasting money on players not as good as those from the Academy then I fully support them. Washington, Angelo and Kellyman, there's £50m paid for players not as good as we bring through ourselves. Better players then sold for nothing to fund it.
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Another photo from yesterday. Another green that Colt raised up from the original position down and to the left
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@SiPhillipsSport
Sadly (as a CFC fan) if I were him I would absolutely go. He is better than both Sancho and Nelson
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@MikeTho04795078
@AllisonPearson
The effect of CO2 is logarithmic, which very few are aware of. Each additional molecule has half the warming impact of the previous one. Therefore - regardless of any other effects - we can safely say that any increase in CO2 is reducing in severity as the number increases
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@NilsTillander
@ejwwest
@MichaelEMann
@GeraldKutney
@MatthewWielicki
@maxinthevalley
@curryja
@jordanbpeterson
All the money is to promote the Panic Porn narrative. Billions and billions of dollars.
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Dewsbury-Hall is garbage. Sorry. You can either admit it now or admit it when he’s out on loan in 18 months
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@FelixJohnston_
I'd much rather keep him and his potential than sign the almost 26 year old with 3 PL goals.
Defending these sorts of transfers is absurd. The board need to be called out on it.
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@ExpectedChelsea
Earl's Court is 42 acres. The Bridge is 14. Earl's Court is already demolished and the site is barren. It has much easier site access due to proximity to the A4.
Both sites require building over railway lines.
Earl's Court is - and always was - the logical option.
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@GoodwinMJ
The reality is that what the 55% want simply isn't possible...
Costs and implications have been massively (and deliberately) downplayed.
£1 trillion won't touch the sides. Treble it. Minimum.
Will people sign up to pay £££ for restrictions on flights, cars, food, comfort?
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@FelixJohnston_
It's really not a good look IMO. What message does it send the likes of Nguhoma etc?
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