Tom
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If I ever get out of here I’m having my eyes 𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭. 😎 america’s sweetheart/gay guy in brooklyn
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UPDATE: I charged for answering another question and I got another $20. So this is why people do paid surveys huh.
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Gay guy at club: Ahhh, I look so crazy. I need to put on something to look less crazy—
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I have made the difficult decision to show a little bit of my panties for the rest of the summer
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God, I fucking love a Partiful invite. I love events. I love saying yes or no.
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Just left my brow lady and I had a little bag from Sephora with me so she said “aw you have a gift for your girlfriend! 🥰”
Mama you just threaded my eyebrows.
I am the girlfriend.
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If Kamala wins, I will post pole on main.
(will circle back to this on November 6th)
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One of these days I will throw the kettlebell into the mirror, mark my words.
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If I could do a split I would be soooo annoying because I would just not stop doing the splits. And like every time we’d hang out, you’d just be wondering when I’m about to do a split.
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Sometimes queer nightlife in NY feels repetitive/overwhelming because you tend to run into the same people over and over & it’s like we’re all trapped in a cycle. But there’s a whole subsect of men who are like “what’s basement? who is carry” on Hinge and I find that….*so* hot.
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Sometimes I’ll be at a HMD/Wrecked/Carry/etc and hear an amazing mix and I’m like omg what, let me shazam this. But then I’m like ~wait~ did I just fall out of a coconut tree?? This *only * exists in the context of all in which I live and what came before me. 😌
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<french canadian accent> when you’re in ze mirror do yew like what yew see??? 🤔
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“Please Please Please” by Sabrina Carpenter is produced by Jack Antonoff.
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You go over to a gay man’s apartment and the taste in decor is either 2 things.
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Left the bar early to get a good night’s sleep, work a gig in the morning, and have stamina to host a sexy and silly party. My personal demons are welcoming this new era of responsibility in the hustle. 🫡
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I got laid off today and all day long I’ve been thinking “This is gonna be fine, Hannah Horvath didn’t have a job basically every week and she made it through.” But then the rational part of my brain is like “ok so she’s not a role model…and she’s a fictional character……”
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Something about pink lighting in a bathroom that makes me feel like I’m not one of Floop’s Fooglies for once.
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Goals for today include s****** d***, playing in a pool, prop comedy, and firing a gun into the air.
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3-way making out looks sooooo fcking stupid but unfortunately I have done it a lot and will continue to do so.
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I think a combination of Big Gay, the dark web, and devastatingly uncool people has resulted in the Times Square Applebeesification of Animal in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, USA. I am unsure if and when we’ll recover.
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Just reached out to the director from my first job in NY to see if he has any contract work for me...where I then realized I did not reply to his message from 2 years ago asking if I was interested in any contract work for him.
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They always look like the couple that gets into a devastating fight after your very unserious threesome with them
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If you make out with me at a party and then I later see you make out with someone absolutely crazy looking, you actually owe me a 4-week membership for online therapy so I can process that.
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Me leaving the group chat a voice note
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If it wasn’t disGUSStin out, I would be at the bar crushing a vodka red bull to my forehead listening to B2b 😋😋😋
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My storyline is getting soooo dark, like what did I do to piss of the writers, when’s my redemption arc
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Ok I’m nowhere near my body goal *but* I turn 31 in a few days and I am so much stronger and healthier than I was a year ago. I lost (most of) my depression weight, gained muscle, & have a much healthier relationship with my body. And I just think that’s neat!
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Before anyone comes for me, yes I was wearing the red pair on Saturday night.
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If I don’t absolutely rail someone into the next dimension this weekend—then what has any of this been for?
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*Me on a 3rd date when I’ve already exhausted all exploratory questions*:
So where were you on 9/11
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Made out with 12 friends this weekend and one of them has already betrayed me so I’m basically just like him if you think about it
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POV: You’re the spiders watching me in the dark room at the Ice Palace 🐷
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Friday I had a disastrous night after my phone was stolen and somehow I still ended up at afters. Saturday I stayed in to rest and reflect and protect my property. Today is Sunday, and I’ve decided it’s time to be a huge slut.
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I too had a completely hot and deranged experience with one of the gay celebrities being discussed but I would *never* tweet about it because I’m cool and also because it was way more fun to tell the story in person to absolutely any single person who would listen.
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Who wants to sit with me at a dive bar and just incessantly blabber for 2 hours tonight and then I go home
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Bottom fishing allegations for posting 1 great picture of my butt are still coming in
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my career: what the fuck is going on?
my bank acct: what the fuck is going on?
my anxiety: what the fuck is going on?
my brain: 🎶 angel of my dreamsss, i will always love you and hate you, it’s not faaaiiiir 😇😇😇
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Groceries in NY are sooo stupid expensive that almost every time I’m like “ok but what if i just stole this” (I don’t, but one day I just might)
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Raise ur hand if you like men’s butts…..now open your eyes…..really makes you think, huh?
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Had a surprise phone interview today while hungover and in my underwear and I kinda killed it. We move!!!
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Ok controversial opinion but I need to say that I think just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over and if I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again and I'll have to get over you all over again!!!!!!
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It’s kinda crazy that I really do not have a “type”—you just have to solve my riddles three, if my other side you wish to see
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Behind a pack of very serious Disney gays on the LIRR to Sayville. I’m thinking of ending things.
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