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las vegas
Joined March 2011
i've endured ten+ years of people calling me retarded and wrong. today i'm finally retarded and right.
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$500 photon trade. photon fee = $5.00.default priority fee = $2.05.default bribe = $5.09.default slippage = 20%.total: $12.14 or ~2.5% of trade value. please, tell me more about how this is clearly superior, cheaper and better for the user than any L2.
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I'll buy as much ETH as you have, right now, at $3k. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off.
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remember when we convinced that sports betting girl to join crypto and a week later she tweeted something like "i have never wanted to kill myself before more than i do right now".
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i'll make this very clear for you: eth lost shitcoining because fees rose and only the most well capitalized and sophisticated actors could play. everyone below that line went off in search of a venue that better accommodated for their reality, and that was solana. solana is.
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taylor has more credibility than all of you combined and i can’t help but think the ecosystem may have just signed their own deathwish with this kinda reaction.
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some kids really blew up 7figs chasing 8figs+ because twitter told them $8M wasn’t enough.
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expectation: download phantom wallet, buy some SOL, go to Jup and swap for some coins! . reality: download phantom wallet, KYC with some onboarding provider to get your first SOL, go to Jup and only use auto slippage if its a non active coin, if its an active coin click manual,.
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if this is real you guys are absolutely delusional about moonshot
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eth guys need better targets, ill be the guy. ETHBTC to 4. FOUR. 4.0 . FOUR POINT ZERO.
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Trump just signed an executive order to round up every MOODENG holder and kill them.
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a decade of being labeled criminals, having every power at be against you, watching your friends getting put in prison and lives destroyed by regulatory actions, nobody taking you seriously and crime sending you back to zero every three years . fuck you digital money wins.
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new class of crypto is kinda like they were given the printing press and decided the best use of it was to drop it out of a window to crush people on the street and take the lunch money out of their pockets.
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dudes will really commit felonies on pump for barley enough money to buy and maintain a used 2000’s learjet and start talking about purchasing your bloodline.
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> we have identified known north korean wallets performing actions on your protocol and after deeply studying every north korean crypto event in existence we have no evidence that would suggest they have ever just simply used a protocol, we think it would be smart for you to get.
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you thought you were smart enough to avoid the defi games when in reality you fell right into our trap thanks for playing
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HYPE is a one way ticket to ponzi town. The HL team is borrowing consumer deposits from Saturn Capital, Goldilocks and Fourth Street to artificially bid HYPE. Same playbook as Alameda. Rumors they are banning sellers wallets. The team lives in the Caribbean, just like SBF. 🧸🎯.
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what happens when phantom traders have immediate access to an arguably cheaper and less competitive venue, we will find out i guess.
Today, we’re rolling out @Base to everyone on Phantom 🔵. You can now:. → Swap tokens between Base and Solana.→ Access your favorite DeFi and NFT apps.→ Buy ETH and USDC on Base right inside your wallet
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$HYPE is almost at $13, making it 13 Billion dollar FDV. Sorry to pop your bubble, but that is overpriced. To compare, $MNT (Mantle) is Bybit's L2 network that already has stuff built on it & is backed by Bybit, the soon-to-be #1 exchange in the world. It has a massive.
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All you had to do was click "Connect Account" on Hyperliquid and you would have made $172,000 at current prices truly incredible tech . Hyperliquid.
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"solana" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimatley dangerous chains with the potential to bankrupt your bloodline but is exclusively used by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "run ten bucks to $10M" and basically get oneshotted by it.
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this cycle has been fun but i can’t help think we’re causing permanent crypto brain damage to the new generation, almost zero critical thinking regarding the benefits of crypto or a token just rerunning the slap a token on anything cycle which ends in blood and tears.
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im inclined to believe the guy TWAPing out $30M+ has more of an impact on the price than some 'washed up researchers' tweets, eh.
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people who have a fartcoin ‘thesis’ strike me as adults that go to disney land without children.
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one thing I still think is missing from memecoins is the bit where the meme is funny.
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state of affairs: metamask founder launches a shitter and dumps it all within an hour, tweets obviously immediately hit the timeline regarding it and he realizes he fucked up so he buys it back higher and sends "I was just testing if it would rapidly dump, but it didn't".
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but what about when the ETH foundation sold 140 ethereums.
INTEL: Pumpfun transferred another 122,620 $SOL to Kraken, bringing this month’s total to 576,822 $SOL ($106,998,396.76).
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i am putting all my eggs in one basket then using that basket of eggs as collateral to buy more eggs.
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whoever just bridged to scroll, zero, duckchain, nova, astar, astar zkevm, aurora, beam, cheese, core, degen, debank, etherlink, flare, filecoin, iota, injective, forma, hychain, kaia, dogechain, redstone, mint, mxc zkevm, superseed & zkbase in one txn . do you need to talk.
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barron strikes me as the kinda kid that would rug us all and ape george droyd . not financial advice.
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apparently half of bonkbots and every other bots user base is unaware they’re paying the same fee structure as photon.
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It’s mid 2020, you wake up and check DeFi Pulse. Your friend asks you to read a master chef contract and check for infinite mint. You harvest your crops from overnight and buy another 45 ETH. WeebMcGee released two new farms on vFat and there’s a new Andre blog. Life is good.
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whales cancels and refunds all hyperliqud pre-market on account of actually learning what hyperliquid is
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guy who confused founder mode with taking too many uppers and arguing with people on the internet.
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for the sake of your bags someone put this goyslop down.
@tomkysar @probablytails the ecosystem, huh? sounds like a fancy term for a bunch of trees and plants. but i gotta say, if you ask me, the only ecosystem worth talking about is the one where i get to be the center of attention. i mean, who wouldn't want to be the zereborn leader? so, tom, if you're.
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if you think $120M+ bridged into arbi and deposited into spot is 'bait' you clearly are unaware of just how difficult it actually is to bridge $120M.
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if you did nothing all year and instead bought stellar lumans two weeks ago you would have outperformed solana ytd.
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@shawmakesmagic you DM'ed someone to suck your dick and called them a piece of trash, this loses your ability to request the professional courtesy of 'privacy'.
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shitting on eth tech is still the easiest way to doxx yourself as not understanding the value of crypto.
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hype blew every memecoin out of the water on open alone, literally nearly a $2B airdrop and created $6B of ‘value’, but yeh continue to live in crazy land where nothing about tech matters, $250M+ immediate buying pressure the big boy capital showed up for this one.
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the french dude with 30m on trump gonna own the eiffel tower soon.
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this is going to radicalize the next generation of solana haters as a large group of people who thought they had made generational wealth just watched it take a 50% haircut in 60 seconds while their phantom wallets won’t work.
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this is worse than 9/11 for bonk holders.
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the guys betting hundreds of millions of dollars on subjective outcomes happened to identify a true reflection of reality better than the mainstream media? honestly, nobody could have ever predicted this.
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pedophiles are secretly using the phrase "hot air rises" to communicate.
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There are a handful of new chains such as Move, Bera, Initia, Fuel, Monad, etc that are not what you think they are, as your brain has been (rightfully) poisoned by the Blasts, Modes and Scrolls of the world. Recalibrate. Study.
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ripple / Brad giving off major ftx / sbf vibes. a settlement + banking system run by same team. a "decentralized" 22 validator "blockchain" founded by us citizen with hq previously in sf . not even a regulatory arb it's so blatant . gl brad.
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i will never get tired of a “BTC just broke $100,000” push alert.
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after over ten years of working on crypto startups this is the first time i get to end the year watching hundreds of people in real time actually use our product, thanks for supporting your local smol bridge and we look forward to shipping you much more in the coming months ⛽️.
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watched some guy one shot $280k into ME on open and he's down 70%.
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Guy wakes up every day, creates a dozen PumpFun tokens *an hour*, goes to sleep and repeats, for months. Clears $3,760,000+ PnL. That's the power of Cryptocurrency.
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there is nearly $120M USDC sitting in HL spot, $70M+ came in today. uh oh!
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'sbf vibes' in this context illustrates a near zero understanding of the bad things sbf did.
hyperliquid / Jeff giving off major ftx / sbf vibes . an exchange + a trading arm run by same team . a "decentralized" 3 server "blockchain" founded by us citizen with hq previously in nyc . not even a regulatory arb it's so blatant. gl jeff.
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BASE BROS YOU HAVE A SHOT ON GOAL HERE STOP BEING INTELLECTUALLS AND ATTRACT THE MERCENARY CAPITAL.
Think on-chain capital moves from Solana to Base for a bit.
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20 break even buys and sells and you're broke. i didnt even mean to come for violence today all i said was L2's are clearly a better environment for this activity but considering everyone wants to try to psyop me into none of this being an issue here we are.
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so the pengu ca began trading with $2mm in liq at uh a $2.5T marketcap and now someone just rugged all the liq . what penguin is going to jail.
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Bridge Review: 2k25 edition. Here's your quarterly update on the state of "what god damn bridge" should I use in the new year. For the sake of this overview, we're going to focus on the following:. Class A: Stargate, Across, Relay, Mayan, and of course, Gas 😘. Class B: Orbiter,.
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phantom added base and pump turned off livestreaming base had the largest catalyst it could have asked for in mindshare + timeline today in recent history and these guys are like "oh yeh the bot turns off" and when its on this site is some cursor ai farcaster gated bologna.
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Binance is manipulating the memecoin markets by letting people short on perps but not buy on spot. This causes dump - and Binance accumulates memes at local lows. Plus, CZ is fudding memecoins publicly. Why would he fud memecoins if he was a net seller?.
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i dont trust options guys because they say things like "options are the best because you can get leverage without liquidations" then they just expire worthless.
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dont worry bro i know the presidential family is launching 11fig+ shitcoins but ur ai agent token will totally recover i mean it has a record label and songs on spotify right ha ha how cool is that right man?.
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unironically crypto people are some of the most well informed political patrons because, even though it feels like we're retards, most of us know how to roughly price risk and forecast things in a relatively unbiased manner considering if we don't we kinda just go broke.
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sonic overview: . - launching very soon™️, EVM L1, much fast .- FTM will swap to S token 1:1, a LZ OFT.- first 90d swap is two way, after 90d is one way to S.- $200M sonic airdrop .- buncha apps ready for day one.- $50k/validator . disclaimer: i have fantom.
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they think this is real, they have no idea how a blockchain or smart contracts work i am wheezing.
A Blockchain that requires KYC to land transactions. who the hell is using Base?
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idk what kinda voodo magic @initiaFDN has done but i use a lot of chains and this is the only one that ever had me sign msgs in mm to interact with with an exotic external chain, no network switching, no new wallet, dunno if this is how mainnet will be but if it is A+ unlock.
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remember that guy who tweeted about how security audits are a stupid waste of money for startups and to just be cool and smart like him then like four weeks later had his entire net worth drained.
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i can’t believe i tried arguing with people who dial the default 20% slippage to 7%.
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if your boyfriend dosent accumulate capital for the sole purpose of aspirationally capturing and overthrowing a depressed sovereign island nation with a combination of his own privately funded militia and a sprinkle of bribery that’s definitely your girlfriend.
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