Please @PetsatHome consider using a courier that’s not #Evri - they didn’t attempt delivery so I guess we just don’t feed the dog for a week?!

@BenjiNaesen … but also for me because I’m cramping

For a flag carrier to be this incompetent at a customer-facing level points towards big problems entrenched within the business. Other airlines and multiple hotel chains have been able to help, meanwhile BA make it seem like nobody at the company has the ability to send an email

@BenjiNaesen 🔮

@BenjiNaesen

@BenjiNaesen @GuillaumeWatt @GoZwift Love it!

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RT @AidanWalshMUFC: For those who don't understand: • Glazers bought the club with a loan • Transferred the debt of the loan to the club…

RT @Madi_MacMahon: Celebrate your achievements with the absolute audacity of a Samsung washing machine.

Hey @Hermesparcels, your driver couldn’t tell the difference between the segregated bike lane and parking spaces but hopefully you can see where they went wrong?

@B1RDMN Funny, I’ve found that wearing a mask outside is helping my asthma - not breathing cold air brings the good feels

@wembleystadium hi lads, any update on that lasagne?

@jonawils @dionfanning The Godfather is categorically not a Christmas film

@Scourfs Ok now they should pull the pin at 45. FFS

RT @JimMFelton: Who does a photoshoot after a gigantic balls up. Absolutely fucked these spreadsheets lads, somebody fetch the Nikon.

@larssivertsen Puns everywhere. Not you too

RT @englandcricket: FIFTEEN years ago #OnThisDay! 😲 One of the most incredible moments in cricket history ❤️🏏

RT @jonawils: Who'd have thought Anthony Martial breaking down in the warm-up against Midtjylland in February 2016 would lead to this?