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i was once retweeted by THE OFFICIAL rainforest cafe twitter. the air bud of speedrunning. he/they

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@tomatoanus
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6 years
i dont mean to alarm you, but THE OFFICIAL rainforest cafe twitter responded to my tweet. im LITERALLY shaking.
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@tomatoanus
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5 months
dead internet theory looking mighty good rn
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Jorge Murillo 💙
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WHAT IS HAPPENING ON FACEBOOK
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7 months
Starfield speedrunning has a new timesave thanks to a YouTube commenter.
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7 months
Mitten Squad was such a huge inspiration for me back when I solely made Fallout content. It really really sucks to hear of his passing. He was truly a talented and unique creator.
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
Homemade bubble tea!! 😍😍
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@tomatoanus
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7 months
this email i just got lmao
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@tomatoanus
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5 months
fun fact, trans rights
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@tomatoanus
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9 months
people who comment about how glitches shouldn't be allowed in speedruns get real quiet once you start asking them where they were on january 6th
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7 months
in case you were wondering how much confidence YouTube's built-in support inspires... i contacted them through creator support and was helped by "Nick". i just got this follow up email saying they're working on it. check this out.
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@tomatoanus
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6 months
someone dug a giant penis into our football field. the school replanted the dug-up areas with the wrong type of grass, so we had an enormous dark green penis in our football field for a year. it was visible on google earth.
@tonyhawktruther
❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ ◡̈
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What was the "incident" at your high school?
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7 months
people who sleep with socks on are disgusting. i can't imagine not feeling the insides of my shoes with my bare feet when i get in bed.
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8 months
that time of year again
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9 months
over the past day i've learned that if you retweet furry vore ONCE, people make a lot of assumptions about you. all you need to do is retweet it ONE TIME. never mind any context that it's an NBA team's brazilian twitter account that tweeted it. I JUST RETWEETED IT ONCE.
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
my dad bought me this shirt and i've never hated a material possession more
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
Effective immediately, I'm ending all involvement and association with Karl Jobst, including The Legends Podcast. I was made aware and notified about things he's said/done in the past that directly conflict with my morals and who I am as a person. [1/2]
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
I just woke up from a dream where I made a six and a half hour video detailing a Club Penguin speedrun and it got three million views in a day. Half of me wants to drop all videos in production and make this masterpiece instead, but not sure the world is ready yet.
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
this is the best take ive seen so far on the Dream cheating situation. this couldve made for good content & grown the community even further. instead we have another case of cheating that people will use to propagate their idea that speedrunning is filled with cheaters.
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
lmao whoops, got verified
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
Anyone else lay on their back when they pee in the shower?
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8 months
i have beaten ball hurt gate 3 in three minutes and fifty one seconds
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
Today my GDQ run passed a million views on my personal channel. In total it has over 2.2 million views when you add in the views the run has on the GDQ YouTube channel. Thank you all for the love and positivity you’ve sent my way since we accomplished this run 16 months ago!
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3 years
spotify wtf
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
Abusers have no place in the speedrunning community and should never be welcomed back. They can work on themselves and reform themselves, but they don't have to do it in the speedrunning community. [1/3]
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6 months
"'speedrunners' have ruined the gaming industry."
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3 years
TWAS BUT A JEST, I AM A NO MORE THAN A FOOL
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7 months
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
you’re not a real speedrunner until a youtube comment has threatened you with physical violence for using glitches.
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6 months
got an email from a random dude asking me to select one of four (incredibly popular) games, to explain why i chose it, and to write a PARAGRAPH to convince him why he should play it. there were four other people CC'd on the email. three are randos, the fourth is mr beast.
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@tomatoanus
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2 years
:(
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
michael fassbender can't even compete with our king
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
We just hit a quarter million subscribers... Saying that aloud is just insane to me, it doesn't feel real/deserved. Making vids today feels the same as making them on my laptop in my college dorm; just a dude making videos that he enjoys to make. Thank you all for everything!
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
2021 is the year of the "Gay for Me" challenge. I am dedicating this year to working on myself physically and mentally so that at the end of the year, I can look in the mirror and say, "yeah, I'm gay for me." I challenge you all to participate as well.
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@tomatoanus
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5 years
I want to say thank you for the tremendous support you all have shown for my run at GDQ. The comments I’ve received are some of the nicest, and most heartfelt things I’ve ever read. Truly, thank you.
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@tomatoanus
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6 months
so grateful i was able to be on the gdq stream this year, thank you for the opportunity 🙏
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@tomatoanus
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3 months
i watched the movie Armageddon over the weekend, and immediately recognized the "two bears high-fiving" Rorschach test from Fallout: New Vegas.
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@tomatoanus
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6 months
you're looking at the face of one of the fastest 200 people to EVER play every sport in Wii Sports
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
Meet the newest member of the tomatoanus family, Duncan!
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
i have a confession to make... i bought the oblivion horse armor when it first came out.
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@tomatoanus
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1 year
Hey all, just wanted to let you know that Tammy and I are no longer together. Thought it was important to announce on here since we were active on Twitter together. We're both doing alright and are moving forward, I just ask you please respect our privacy. Thank you thank you.
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4 years
sometimes this mother fucker pops into my head and gets my blood boiling
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3 years
I won't be discussing any further at this time. Please respect my decision and remember to educate yourself on who you choose to follow and associate with. Thank you. [2/2]
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4 years
games journalism
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2 years
not the email i was expecting to get today
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@tomatoanus
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2 years
just played the best april fools joke ever! told my dog that i wasn’t gonna give him a treat, but then i did! hahahahaha i got him so good, i’m hilarious
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@tomatoanus
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1 year
big ol’ chop, shortest it’s been in almost four years. i’ve jumpscared myself about ten times so far seeing my reflection in things and thinking that someone has broken in.
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2 years
you come at speedrunning, you best not miss
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7 months
the "also known as" in my next video is the worst one yet. you've been warned.
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4 years
speedrunners that drink gfuel should be banned because they’re using performance enhancing drugs
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4 years
dont know what to say. i never imagined we'd ever hit this number. thank you all for the support and kind messages through the years.
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9 months
we have beaten starfield in 33 minutes
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2 years
speedrun to get pregnant was a mistake
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
this loading screen in fallout 4 has a bottle of glue sticking out of a solid toolbox.
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
While I haven’t posted anything to YouTube in almost two months, the past few weeks have been some of my most productive and formative I’ve ever had in terms of creating content. Expect to hear from me a lot more often on my channel.
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@tomatoanus
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4 years
now a proud plant dad. meet Susan B Anthony. she is a guiana chestnut, commonly referred to as a money tree, hence she is named after the first woman to be featured on a US coin that was released into circulation. she enjoys sunlight, ice cubes, and cuddling when i have to work.
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@tomatoanus
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2 years
gotten asked about this before so figured id share. i have a spreadsheet of every "also known as" that i've used to date. it automatically updates how many times each one has been used so i can account for that if i re-use them ever.
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4 years
my sister is the favorite child, this is a known fact in our family. today was her birthday, so here’s the video i sent her for it.
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6 months
back to business as usual now that i'm home from GDQ
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4 years
pro tip for people who rarely floss your teeth. floss them right before you drink alcohol. that way your gums will bleed and the alcohol will enter your bloodstream quicker and you’ll get drunk faster.
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3 years
“Your probably one of these little glitch bitches too.”
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3 years
To all the new people coming to my account from Karl's vid, yes he addressed the misinformation that was spread in the aftermath of my tweet. However he did not address ~50% of why I chose to dissociate myself from him, and I stand by my decision. (1/3)
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1 year
resisting the call of the void
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3 years
I am intelligent and handsome
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2 years
searching for the great khans in the red rocks
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My Outer Wilds video was flagged for limited ads, and despite appealing with a human review, the decision was upheld due to "stronger profanity (like the f-word) used in thumbnails or titles." What about this is profane? @YouTube @TeamYouTube pls help
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gf got turned into a worm lol damn
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4 months
next ad read gonna be WILD
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3 years
My dog farted and left the room. I actually got fucking crop dusted by my fucking dog. It smells rancid. Little fuck doesn’t know who he’s messing with. Next time he’s in bed, Pops is gonna show him what a Dutch oven is.
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4 years
I legitimately just had a dream that a Rainforest Cafe themed game existed and it had a blossoming speedrun community. Why the fuck did I have to wake up
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3 years
Today is monumental, and a relief, and should be celebrated for justice being served in this case. It's not the end of the fight, injustice still exists, but we can still enjoy today. End qualified immunity.
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4 years
really disappointed in NASA's announcement about water on the moon. i was like 99% sure they were going to announce the moon is gay and i was about to stan so hard.
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3 years
the only vtuber i can get behind
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4 years
Letting abusers stay in the community signals to any victims out there that what the abusers did is not a big deal, and the speedrunning community cannot have this message. [3/3]
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@tomatoanus
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10 days
just found out about a dozen of my videos were used to train AI🙃
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2 years
yall really aren't ready for my next video where i speedrun to get pregnant.
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5 years
happy january eighteenth to you all
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5 years
bout to enjoy some sex with danny
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6 months
fuck it, scuffed tomatoanus 3d model
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3 months
@LudwigAhgren speedrunning is aight i guess, i'll bite.
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3 years
I didn't intend to try and cancel Karl nor have this become drama clogging up the speedrun scene, nor for a ton of people to start spreading misinformation about him and his family. Thank you for understanding, I won't be addressing this anymore. Have an above average day. (3/3)
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2 years
Trump going nuts trying to figure out who the snitch is but doesn’t realize it’s just the FBI catfishing Barron on Snapchat and asking “so what’s your dad do lol”
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6 months
how's speedrunning Wii Sports going, you ask?
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7 months
Dinky Joe Johnson has arrived
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2 years
no platinum chip?
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@tomatoanus
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3 years
Anyone else ever accidentally turn the water on way too hot when doing the dishes, but instead of turning down the temp, you try to power through the pain for another handful of seconds before giving in and turning the temp down or is it just me?
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3 years
how come im just finding out about the existence of stoats now? how come none of you ever told me about them? have to be a top 10 cutest animal.
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we have officially beaten starfield in 37 minutes and 5 seconds. more to come, will be streaming more attempts either tomorrow or thursday.
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4 years
this is why my next video is taking so long. im mourning.
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2 years
love how youtube featured speedrunning for video game day less than 2 weeks ago, and today they’re fucking over the premiere speedrun content creator. love that for youtube. @YouTube @YouTubeCreators
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This is an absolute joke. This is your own example of what would qualify a video for limited ads. It cites a video that has "strong profanity mentioned in every sentence." I have a 78 minute video, with one brief clip in the middle with someone saying the f-bomb a few times.
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Regardless of how good a speedrunner the abuser is, or how much they've contributed to the community, the abusers aren't owed anything. They did intolerable, fucked up things that hurt people. [2/3]
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4 years
The endgame of my YouTube channel is to delete Ohio.
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3 years
yall really aren't ready for my next video where i speedrun to eat a baby.
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4 years
the word of the law
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