Todd Chrisley
@toddchrisley
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Chrisley Knows Best! Season 8 premieres , on USA Network, Thursdays at 9/8 central
Joined November 2013
I’ve tried to be on my best behaviour on Twitter but don’t think I’ve forgotten how to drag someone’s lying ass , so don’t test me , not on the lords day.
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. I need Keaton Jones to appear on Chrisley Knows best , this Kid can change the world and I wanna help him do it . #keatonbecomesachrisley let’s make this happen . everyone use the hashtag .
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Good afternoon, for all of you asking if I have decided to close the curtain on Chrisley Knows best , The answer is NO, that’s a fake story, they want you clicking on it so they make money from the clicks, we are here for as many seasons as you guys tune in for.
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Be careful who you vent to because a listening ear can also be a running mouth .
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If you ain’t feeding , fucking or financing me, then I ain’t shit to explain . .
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This is why I can’t have any peace , my 75 year old teenager has escaped my custody . #nannyfayeontherun
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Me: mama I am so tired.Mama: Todd stfu, you are 50, I’m 73 I’m not sleeping until I win me some money. Me: I’m gonna pray for you .Mama: pray that I win . BYE.
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Keep talking behind my back and watch God bless me in front of your face .
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FYI, all u folks talking shit 2 me in Spanish , u wasting your time cause I don't understand shit u saying nor does @IAmSteveHarvey .
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No one knows what war someone else is fighting internally , be kind, considerate , understanding , for the war they are facing today may become yours tomorrow .
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If your heart thrives on someone else’s brokenness then you are more broken than they are .
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If God is taking you through troubled waters it’s because your enemies can’t swim . .
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Just remember , there’s always two sides to every story and usually the one speaking first is on the defense . sometimes silence speaks volumes.
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If they will hoe with you then they will hoe on you . .
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I rarely find use for those who find use in someone else’s misfortune, be careful of the toes you step on today for they may be attached to the ass you have you kiss tomorrow .
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Grayson : daddy , look, power is coming back on :.Nanny : my power went off the other day during the storm.Me: mama, we are talking about the TV show POWER.Nanny: who the hell makes a show about power , that’s boring shit.
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If you are calling me to discuss someone else’s misfortune , I’m on the other line telling them I’ve been there and they will make it through.
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It takes minutes to lose trust and a lifetime to gain it back . .
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And just like that , Chloes first baby tooth is out .
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Merry Christmas , May you all be blessed and your lives filled with joy, my love and respect to each and everyone of you my friends .
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What I believe, is that if God can bring you to it then God can bring you through it .
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God bless my mama, she worked 60 hours a week in a textile mill to make sure we had everything we wanted &needed , I found this photo (me in the red) & Santa brought me a record player & my brother drums , it’s the little things that make me smile now as I get older, I ❤️u mama.
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Be careful of your words because once they are said they can only be forgiven but never forgotten .
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Hearing that someone loves you is one thing , seeing that they love you is entirely different .
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@Elijah_Official . Where is this child located and how do we get in touch with his family ?.
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Sometimes silence is the loudest voice in the room . .
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If you are doing the same shit today that caused you pain yesterday then your misery is on you . .
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Today's heartache is tomorrow's blessing, give thanks for the direction God is taking you, his GPS is so much better than ours .
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@ChrisleyChase . Bitch please, after everything y’all have put me through I wouldn’t dare let you escape . .
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As a Christian I feel we are failing when we shun those in need the most , Christianity should never be fashionable, yet Should always show favor . Sinners need forgiveness and compassion not judgement .
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@JamieOGrady . I would love to have the name of the Principal or school administrator to speak with directly as there WILL be a plan to address this , no child should have their heart broken because of just being themselves .
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Walk away from the things that are stealing your peace .
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. You can't find happiness by taking someone else's away.
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What has happened with raising kids today ? if you are so damn busy that you can’t dress your child in clothes versus pajamas to go out in public then you were clearly to busy to have children .
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@ChrisleyChase . I think you need to stfu and go to bed , you need to be a dad like I need to have another child . .
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B a parent , not an employee , dont ever blurr the lines , Rights Right, Wrong is Wrong, its ur job 2 love ur child enough 2 piss them off .
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A difference between a man and boy is that a Man can control his desires and a Boy gives into his . .
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Bad things happen to good people , but good people turn the bad things into blessings.
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We just keep doing each other and smiling at the haters .
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. You can’t save someone from themselves and especially at the cost of losing yourself .
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While i am waiting on God to do what he’s gonna do with me , I’m gonna focus on being helpful to those that can’t help themselves .
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OMG, my first Golden Globes and now my Clemson Tigers are the National champions , Thank you Lord , I must be living right .
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Someone else’s pain should never be considered a personal gain for anyone, there’s enough hurt to go around , spread joy not tears .
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. Some People come in your life for a season , don't get the seasons mixed up, when it's time for them to go, let them go .
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. Don’t lose your identity in someone who doesn’t have one . .
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If everyone around you is having issues with you, then guess what ? The "ISSUE" is YOU.
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You don’t have to agree with someone’s choices to love them nor do you have to be foolish to accept them . we all have the right to stand in our beliefs .
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The saddest thing to witness is watching someone that believes their own bullshit . #delusional.
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Sometimes those you start the journey with are not the ones you finish it with and that's not always a bad thing .
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This is the day the lord has given YOU, don’t let someone else steal your joy with lies and deceit , judgment of who they think you should be or how you should live , This is the day the lord has given YOU.
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I don’t care who you were yesterday , I care about who you are today , I don’t care what mistakes you made before , I care about what you learned from them , and most of all I care about you because you are you . .
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Today marks 20 years of being married to the most amazing woman God could have ever sent to me, @JulieChrisley I love you today and always.
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I have no room for regret , I won’t dim my light so someone else can shine brighter , I am a child of God and he did not build me to break , therefore I stand head held high to serve his purpose .
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Praying for you @khloekardashian and @RealLamarOdom , and the entire family, if God can lead you to it he will lead you thru it, we love u.
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The only good thing about a lie is that it reveals the true character of the person telling it . .
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Stop searching for a Happy ending and just enjoy the beginning . you can’t get 20 years from now right without working through a lot of wrongs .
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It’s a sad time in this world when folks can’t enjoy a concert without fear of losing their lives , @Jason_Aldean praying 4 you all buddy .
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The devil works full time so you can’t be a Christian part time , the devil will spread lies as truth , a Christian will shed light on the lie and forgive the liar and a smart Christian will NEVER forget .
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We should be thankful for what we have and not resentful for what wasn’t never meant to be . .
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Love the people that God gives you , because one day he’s gonna want them back . .
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How I feel about myself matters far more than how you feel about me . .
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I’ve learned many things in my 50 years on this earth , shame is debilitating, love is amazing , pain isn’t permanent , lies are deadly, betrayal is hurtful , death is final, forgiveness is freeing and being forgetful is foolish .
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I would rather come in last doing what “I” believe is right than come in first doing what someone else believes is right .
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LMAO, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas , NAH, I'ma tell that shit . 😂😂😂.
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I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving filled with blessings and may your hearts run over with joy , I love & appreciate you all. God bless.
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It’s not your scars that interest me , it’s how you survived them that captivated me .
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Nannie: Todd , I have lots of friends that want to talk to me but y'all want give me an instagreat or tweeter so go to hell.😂😂😂😂.
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@ChrisleyChase @KendallJenner you should've stayed with CKB , because @KendallJenner hasn't heard of your ass.
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Grayson: dad I hope u get 2 at least number 3 on the country charts. Me: what about # 1?.Grayson : dad, u are never beating humble & kind.
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Isn’t it a great day when you realize that only YOU can decide to hold on to your JOY or allow someone else to take it?.
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My life has always consisted of joy, heartbreak , sorrow, loss , happiness , excitement forgiveness and acceptance and I survived them all because God has a greater purpose for me . .
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I love how people wanna say i'm going to hell for using the F- - -k word , wonder if they realize they will be riding shotgun for judging.
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So proud of our girl @_ItsSavannah_ , do your best & God has the rest , u are already a winner to us @MissTeenUSA .
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The moment you realize that you don’t have all the answers and that it’s ok is quite amazing .
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Keep your eyes on God , not the circumstances, the circumstances are created by the devil , the solution comes from God.
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If this chick pulls out a selfie stick on this plane I will hit her in the head with it, conceited heifer . http://t.co/zDaEVHRh9b.
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Happy birthday to the greatest mother in the world, I love you mom, u have always been there for all of us and I love u with all my heart .
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If you have issues with one person , that’s unfortunate , if you have issues with everyone around you , YOU are the issue .
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If we as humans would stand UP for each other versus trying to stand ON each other the world would be a better place .
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No one has the power to control your happiness , but you have the power to not allow someone else to steal it from you . .
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Happy New year Everyone, May God bless you all , may this year be filled with Joy , prosperity , kindness and forgiveness for us all.
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Stop talking about someone else’s misfortune , stop finding them guilty before you know the full story , stop finding comfort in someone else’s pain . Stop using someone’s struggles in life to shame them . JUST STOP.
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If you believe the cure for your pain is by causing pain to others then you are terminal , with no cure in sight.
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You can't make yourself happy by bringing misery to other people .
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if u r taking dating advice from someone who isnt dating,financial advice from someone broke or a believer who doesn't believe u r foolish.
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When the devil is messin that’s when God is blessin. .
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God will not allow the actions of other people to keep you from your purpose . .
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Thanks my friends , if not for you all tuning in this would never be posisble .
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Don’t let what you see talk you out of what you know . .
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It's not how many friends you have that matters, it's how long you've had them that shows the kind of friend you are. .
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So, Grayson didn't have a successful sleepover, on the road at 2 am to get my baby, sleep I don't mind missing. .
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