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THE NEIGHBORS CAN NOT SEE YOU
Having been married ten years and still living in an
apartment, the wife would often complain about
anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to
buy a "dream home".
Trying to placate her, the husband found a
new apartment, within their
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THE TOMBSTONE
A man named William Strange died, and his friend
asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone: "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a
lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription
would be confusing, for passersby would tend to
think that
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The fake report card: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the
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Mistake?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
her very nicely if she could see her license. She
replied in a huff.
“ I wish you guys could get your act together. Just
yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you.”
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Tracker
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when
they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down
in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly
against the blacktop. The father of the family asked
the old tribesman what he was doing.
The tribesman began to
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Fishing and Whiskey
One Saturday morning,Glen decided to go fishing.
He sat there for hours,but nothing.The bottle
whiskey that he've took with him,was also empty.He
throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby
rock.
All of a sudden,there was something on the hook.He
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Slappy trails: One time in fifth grade, I was walking back to class from the bathroom. Before I continue, I should specify two things.
1. My classroom was literally just around the corner from the bathroom, next to the lockers.
2. There was a boy that I had a crush on for the
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HEARING VOICES
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a
voice. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your
house, take your money, go to Vegas."
The man is disturbed at what he hears and
ignores the voice.
The next day when he gets home from work,
the same thing happens.
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THE WANTED AD RESPONDENT
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO
SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the
hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she
received
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A young couple got married and left on their
honeymoon. When they got back, the bride
immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the
mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The
honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!" No
sooner had she spoken the words then
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Drink 'Till She's Cute
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a
hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to
him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the
shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his
shirt pocket. This continued several times before
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PRIMITIVE MEAL
A famed English explorer was invited
to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African
jungle.
"Can you imagine," he demanded, "people so
primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain
birds, and slices from the belly of certain
animals.And grind up
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One evening, Mrs. Alda asked her husband to take her to a very expensive restaurant in the city, because a lot of movie starts and other famous people ate there, and she was curious to see some of them.
Soon after Mr. and Mrs. Alda had ordered their meal, a very attractive man
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Learning is the treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
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Aircrew of the Month
This next yarn reminds of my former classmate
Pete. At school, Pete was always in the top 2/3 in
our class, but once he left school, he never could
settle in a job. He landed a job as a bus driver, but
his denouement came when he took a detour and
drove the
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A HALF OF TICKET
A man went to the theatre for the concert. At the ticket
office, he said to the ticket seller:
- Please sell me a half of ticket!
-I don\'t understand what you said. Why is a half of
ticket? - asked the ticket seller.
- Because my left ear has been deaf from last
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Friends are people you can talk to without words when you have to.
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ARTHRITIS …
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down
on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was
stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
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@jovanna_wiwi
Stay cautious and research thoroughly before participating in a token generation event (TGE) or ICO.
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@fany_amor
That's wonderful news about Bitcoin! How do you feel about the current market trends and potential future developments?
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