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alex, they/them, old enough to remember the 90s
multiship, multifandom, and a bit of everything else, but a lot of edelgard/edeleth
i generally try to keep things pg13 around here but i occasionally write smut and make suggestive jokes/tweets so keep that in mind
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still cannot believe they took a character who barely existed/was canonically dead and made an alt timeline where she survives and immediately were like also she's gay af and down bad for another girl we've already established is not straight. in pride month
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late white clouds black eagle route when edelgard's Scheming
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@knightkneeler
the thing is i’m not sure if there’s a way to fully convey how much of a freak laios is without seeing it for yourself
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sometimes you see a post and immediately know what you have to do
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im sorry but the fact that someone is unironically trying to de-lesbian monica von fire emblem the actual gayest character in all of fe3h/few3h canon (which is saying something!) is sooo fucking funny
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the thing about edeleth is it’s like. the defiance of destiny of it all…they were both Made to be a certain role and together they defy that. they’re judas and jesus teaming up to fight god and i think that’s incredibly sexy of them
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one fantastic thing about edeleth is not only does edelgard, as emperor, marry a commoner, she marries the weirdest fucking commoner she can find
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the thing about ferdinand von aegir is at the start of the game when he says he is ferdinand von aegir you're like "we knooow, you already told us a thousand times" and then once you've played before when he says he is ferdinand von aegir you're like "you sure are :)"
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three years in still cannot believe edelgard von fire emblem is a character who exists and is canonically not straight she is everything
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every time someone talks about the stakes in sports anime being graduation i want to be like yeah but if you're not a coward watch revue starlight, the same thing is true there but bc they're all theater kids they're way more fucking dramatic about it
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whatever problems fe3h has in terms of its writing i can forgive all of them simply by virtue of the fact that they made edelgard canonically sapphic
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see all this means is that byleth only discovers their love of fishing at garreg mach, proving that three hopes is the saddest timeline for them specifically
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yeah you could discourse about fire emblem three houses characters but isn’t it just more fun thinking about the ones you like kissing? i’m going to do the fun thing
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genuinely surprised i haven't seen anyone make this edit yet
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the thing is that edelgard has experienced horrors the likes of which few people can imagine and lives with the constant threat of her loved ones getting bodysnatched and understandably has massive trust issues as a result AND YET she’s so full of love that she has a heart motif
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always
Enough talking about official FE renders that you hate, which is your favorite render?
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realization: byleth would wear those terrible sexy halloween costumes. like. every one of them
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cannot find the original post for this one so just have it again
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it's actually baffling to me that edelgard has this fandom reputation as some kind of bloodthirsty warmonger who shows no mercy when...that's not her at all?? she regularly gives people the opportunity to leave or surrender
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autism brain be like “if i don’t word things in 100% accurate precise excruciating detail they might not understand me”
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don't put too much thought into this i just thought it was funny
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here's the thing: i'm sure there's some theoretical way someone could "just dislike" dorothea and be normal about it, but the reasons why people dislike her...pretty much always involve them telling on themselves 🙄
it’s literally impossible to vocally hate dorothea and not be completely unhinged
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they apparently decided there weren't enough lgbtq characters in the game (true) and then found the absolute funniest way to add a new one
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sylvain’s comments on bernadetta’s fiction
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the game already gives plenty of hints by the halfway point but if you dig into the supports this becomes a baffling stance, hanneman’s sister died from being forced to keep trying for crest babies and a shocking number of female characters we know are at risk of the same
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i think edelgard should have so many gfs and clearly three hopes proves that the people making these games agree
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the thing about social media is you can literally just block people for calling a character you like mid in your mentions like that’s fine. you can just block people and it’s good
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this is a joke it you start lords discourse in my mentions i reserve the right to block you
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fódlan year 1194: thanks to the discovery of agarthan computing technology the internet is finally (re)invented. emperor edelgard is the first person to use ye olde google to search for "big boobies"
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if there’s one thing this fandom agrees on about edelgard it’s that she loves a good pair of fat tits and i think that is both funny and beautiful
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if you’ve been bitter about people liking a character you don’t for three years maybe it’s time for you to move on
It's been awhile and the people need reminding.
This character is not worth the praise she gets. She is the absolute WORST of the lords. Dull character, worst development, and an absolute lunatic. Edelgard fans should be ignored. They are stupid, dumb, and bunch of idiots.
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occasionally people like to argue that edelgard’s writing in some way panders to dudebros which has always baffling to me bc in my experience if anything she’s offputting to a lot of dudebros for exactly the same reasons why she appeals to a lot of lgbtq people
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the only man who can defeat senshi dungeon meshi on tumblr is senshi dungeon meshi
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extremely cool how people online are still posting "edelgard's a fascist" takes love seeing that during an actual global rise in fascism
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her……
fuck 3h negativity, its even ruining our reception of engage.
Tell me what you enjoyed of 3h. it can eb the game, a character, or the friends you made by just sharing the experience.
if you do not have anything good to day, do not reply or qrt.
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i try not to discourse but it's baffling to me that there's ppl who think "systematic oppression over cresta isn't real/a big deal"
chars who were abused bc of crests/a lack thereof:
-dorothea & her mom
-miklan
-sylvain
-ingrid
-mercedes/emile/their mom
-hanneman's sister
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listen i saw the tweet and this manifested i don't have anything to say about it it was out of my control really
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like this tweet to give edelgard a little kiss on her forehead, retweet to hold her up lion king style for all of your followers to behold
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see like i understand the criticism that fbyleth's canon outfit is impractical for a mercenary but i appreciate it bc it gives free reign to dress her in whatever ridiculous nonsense in AUs. her sense of fashion is just bad and that's funny and she looks hot no matter what anyway
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reasons why edelgard should have strong back muscles:
-she wields an axe that is bigger than she is
-so her wife can admire them
-she carries the plot of the game
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today i found a homophobic "i only like m/f ships bc of my religious beliefs christians in fandom are so persecuted" person with canon bisexual who fights against oppressive religion edelgard as their icon so i can truly say i've seen everything in the 3h fandom
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sometimes the fandom perception of dimitri and edelgard's relationship is kinda baffling to me when in canon it's so onesided...there's def tragedy there in her not remembering him but outside of him being a former classmate and potential threat she mostly doesn't think about him
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got a shitty lightbox from my work and immediately knew what to do with it
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the virgin ko/taku calling edelgard a fascist in a oneoff line of a random article and the chad prima games titling their review edelgard was right
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one more
everyone’s doing this so quote retweet with an rgu post that lives in your head
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the thing is edelgard can, and should, have so many girlfriends
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if you’re a cishet person in fandom and a lot of lgbtq+ ppl are saying a character is lgbtq+ but you just don’t see it, please consider that when you have certain shared experiences these things can be easier to recognize than from the outside looking in
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thinking about this i love pain and suffering
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happy pride month to all the black eagles, beloved fruit of the adrestian empire
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i think the reason why 3h fans don't always understand why edelgard would fight the church before the agarthans is that the crest based oppression and elevation of the nobility are systematic oppression and that can be harder to comprehend than the agarthans' cartoonish evil
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the paradox of edelgard receiving her position by birthright while firmly, earnestly not believing in hereditary rule and how it becomes slightly less of a paradox when you consider that she probably never expected nor wanted to rule in the first place
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if i had a nickel for the number of people who act like edelgard is super quick to jump to violence and shows no mercy—instead of being a character who repeatedly offers the chance to surrender/leave and even is willing to show mercy to rhea—i would be very rich
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no but unironically a huge part of edelgard's character is her tendency to be like "yes i can use strategy and tactics and even deception if it's absolutely necessary but at the end of the day i would rather solve my problems by hitting them with a big axe
edelgards budding talent in magic is like.... yes i have the potential to use my brain, but i simply enjoy hitting things very hard
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caspar hosts a brawling seminar and in the leadup repeatedly and obliviously calls it a fisting seminar
byleth shows up with her fishing rod and is like oh i guess i misheard. mercedes is like oh i seem to have made a…similar error
she did not
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i believe in edelgard having like 50 girlfriends and 1-2 boyfriends. maybe 3 max
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saw someone try to argue edelgard manipulated byleth with the promise of love which is. points for originality i guess, in nearly four years of this fandom that's a bad take i don't think i've seen yet
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edelgard loves women and the women sure do love edelgard
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edelgard could be a mage. she can be a mage and she’d be good at it but also she really likes hitting things with a big axe and that’s so funny
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no matter how annoying you might find bernadetta von fire emblem i think her haters have consistently proven themselves to be even more annoying
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monica von fire emblem: (does literally anything)
me: gay ass
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i love the little twirl rika does when she sends out a pokemon what the hell she’s so hot
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i was possessed
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the thing about rika pokemon is her design is already top tier but then you actually meet her and she’s a huge dork and that elevates her from like an S to an S+++++++++
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this isn’t brought on by anything specific but i continue to be mystified by people who like hubert but dislike edelgard
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love how edelgard copes with grief, which is to say she doesn’t
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gay college students writing spite essays about how gay emperor edelgard was after their profs gloss over it in their fodlan history class
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do you ever just think about how fucking gay the black eagles are
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cannot believe edelgard von fire emblem is both the smallest character to ever exist AND the strongest
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still barely played any of three hopes bc i'm so fucking busy (thoroughly spoiled myself bc i'm interminably curious) but once i do lowkey i want to write a fic where everyone wants edelgard but also puts her on too much of a pedestal to try until byleth, oblivious, comes along
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fully respect rhea fans who are just straight up horny for her or love her in a support women's wrongs kind of way, but people who act like she's never done anything wrong are weird
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edelgard’s done nothing wrong*
*she may have done a few things wrong**
**essentially everything she does is, whether morally right or wrong, rational behavior under the circumstances and based off of the information she has at her disposal
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i think that edelgard is a character who always has generally good intentions but who isn’t really used to being told no (on an interpersonal level anyway) and so a lot of her character flaws stem from that
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once again thinking about the fact that dorothea has supports with women that end at B…homophobia 😔
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once again thinking about how i feel like a lot of recruiting hubert outside cf + non cf ferd/ibert (that's not done for angst purposes) misses the fucking point of hubert as a character
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monica resenting the ashen demon at first once she’s recruited for the fact that edelgard’s weirdly drawn to her only to have an eventual “oh no she’s hot” moment
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sometimes i remember that there are people who think that edge of dawn is from an ambiguous perspective or read specific lines as not being edelgard's perspective, and i just become ??? yet again. the japanese title is literally girl from hresvelg.......
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see edeleth is great because you have two different variants of this finding each other and defying fate together
Characters who were born to be nothing but a weapon and slowly learn how to be human >>>>> any other trope
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people who don’t like edelgard like to nitpick her flaws to try to make her out to be a bad character but joke’s on them bc her flaws just make her more interesting
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please describe the most shatteringly romantic moment in all of media
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edelgard being so late in the birth order of her siblings is so interesting bc obviously she stepped the fuck up once she was the only eligible ruler but it really creates the sense that this was absolutely not what she would have ever wanted or chosen for herself
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official edelgard plushie says happy pride
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the thing that edelgard haters don’t realize is that you can hate her all you want but she’s just going to kiss more women. every post you make she kisses another woman, on the mouth. she cannot be stopped she’s kissing your mom right now as we speak
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you can think whatever you want about edelgard and her methods but like. i'm no fascism expert but i think "eugenics is bad actually" and "social hierarchy based on birthright sucks, everyone deserves an equal chance regardless of status" are kinda the opposite of fascist beliefs
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cannot believe the latest discourse is “dim/itri was actually 100% morally in the right while he was on his revenge-fueled murderous rampage and actually the blue lions should have enabled him even harder”
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just want to remind y’all today that edelgard kisses women. not because i think any of you have forgotten i just wanted to give you guys an excuse to think about it
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when the character that’s more buff is bottoming
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