Tino Mafi
@tinomafi
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Vin Diesel will defeat the whole marvel universe with the power of Family.
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I quit my job last week to pursue my chef business/plate sales full time , I reside in the Bay Area CA . RT/Like This. My next customer can be on your TL.
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If I play UB40 in the car and you say “who this” you getting kicked out.
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I removed all the skinny people from my followings so if you can read this, Good morning fat ass.
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That one person you gotta text “I’m outside” 3 weeks before you get to there house.
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Man I remember one of the palangi boys said a prayer on our team and it was like this 🤦♂️😂 #neveragainJames
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When you ask your coach to go in and he tell you to go in for Sitcho 😂
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Poly girls always wanna punch you not knowing they have the same strength as a average man 🤦♂️.
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When your mom says take out the trash so you grab whatever shoes u see
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I don’t like disrespectful ass kids but bruh HAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAOOOO.
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Someone needs to make restaurants called “idc” , “Anywhere” , and “It doesn’t matter” so I can take my girl there when I ask her where does she wanna eat.
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Asian workers in the back of the buffet when a whole poly church walks in on Sunday
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If u Poly you should recognize da struggles we go thru as it might be harder for us to break out of our cultural bubble and go into other ventures like music,real estate etc. we start literally from the bottom and have no guidance, that’s y we congratulate and hype each other up.
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When y’all having sex and she says “oh my god” so you gotta stop and put your clothes back on cause she just used the lords name in vain 🤦♂️.
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It’s okay to get educated y’all. If you realize your old perspective and way of thinking was wrong, it’s okay to change shift your views. You just weren’t exposed to certain information and now you are. It’s growth.
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Teachers don’t get paid enough to deal with these disrespectful ass kids.
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Is it me or is people who ask you for money just be hella rude now 🤦🏽♂️
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All polys in the Bay Area, stop appropriating other races cultures. Starting tomorrow I want y’all to wear only tauvalas,tupenus,lavavas,puletahas, and mahis.
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Having a long name in high school meant you knew it was you when the teacher took a long pause and looked around 😂
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Not if you suck 🥴😂.
“i’ll be at your game”. an athlete’s favorite text.
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One of the reasons why Poly Trump supporters surprise me is the fact that Trump’s main rhetoric and campaign was built on anti immigration “Built that wall” “terminating DACA” etc -.
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Stretch your girl shirts out so she thinks she’s losing weight.
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I hope my dead relatives ain’t watching over me when they die, cause I’m out here eatin ass and errthang 🤦♂️.
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Asian workers in the back of the buffet when a whole poly church walks in on Sunday
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Fav part about playing in the rain is that you can pee whenever and no one can tell
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Your crush was out having sex last night and just texted you "sorry I fell asleep" this morning. Just focus on yourself.
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Kinda wanna educate myself and bully Tongan Trump supporters on Facebook.
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I thought this was fake until he made that sound while he was running LMAOO.
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When you spot your friend for food but they start wilding out 🤦🏿♂️🍔
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How fat am I. I was eating a Fatass bowl of seafood, broke a crab leg. squirted hella juice into my eye. and kept eating with my eyes closed for another 10 mins.
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This means I’ll stop gaining weight if I stop weighing myself!! 😭 THANK YOU TRUMP #Trump2020 🇺🇸🧠.
We have more Cases because we have more Testing!.
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Damn, California just released a statement that due to COVID you’re not longer allowed to buy Christmas presents for your relatives smh 🤦🏾♂️ #fuckcovid.
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