Timothy Njoya
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Born 1941.Worked as minister before I retired in 2001.Have Phd from Princeton Seminary and DD from Tronto University. Now I do research on Masculinty.
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27th APRIL shall be my fiftieth wedding anniversary. About a year after marriage I bragged to my wife, "I am a good man. I have given you a lot of freedom." Her simple answer was, "Tell me where men get their freedom to give to women so that I can go there and get it myself."
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The reason Jesus refused anyone he healed 2 become his disciple is becos indebtedness is the worst kind of sycophancy;It kills reason.
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Today is 45th anniversary since labour day 1977 when under the Kenyatta regime 9 policemen visited my house, chopped off my three fingers, injured my whole body and left me for dead. That morning I had preached that Harambee is the Ideology of the Kikuyu middleclass.
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WHEN I SHALL WRITE KENYA'S HISTORY RAILA ODINGA'S SIGNIFICANCE SHALL BE LARGER THAN OF ANY KENYAN who became PRESIDENT. Tell me which other Kenyan whose political industriousness can march RAILA'S POLITICAL prolific record?
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IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF RAILA please inform him that his COMRADE-IN- ARMS REV. TIMOTHY NJOYA built the PCEA KIBIRA CHURCH that his MADAMANO people burned yesterday. The Germany Embassy gave me money to build that Church for use by Nursery Children. Can RAILA help me to rebuild it?
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I humbly beg President Uhuru Kenyatta to heed to my counsel:You have two sons, if you show favoritism to one natural instincts shall make the other to rebel and your family shall burn. Hence,please hand-shake Ruto or hand-unshake Raila to save Kenya from burning.
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TODAY is my 78th Bithday. My family prepared a birthday Luncheon to celebrate the 61 years remaining for me to reach 139 years.
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MAKAU:I've prayed 4 many scientists&lawyers like you in Hospitals and having suicidal inclinations who got well.I prayed for your reunion with your mom when you returned from exile. As your Deputy in TJRC Task force you asked me to pray 4 your meetings.Your problem is Uhuru!
PRAYERS won’t help Kenya combat the coronavirus PANDEMIC. Let’s stop this SUPERSTITION and return to SCIENCE. This PRIMORDIALISM and NAÏVETÉ could WIPE us off the face of the map.
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THE LIE by BBI that amending the CONSTITUTION will produce jobs 4 unemplyed YOUTH and money for COUNTIES does not tell which Chapter of 2010 bloccked UHURU&RUTO from performing such mirales. The miracles will be in turning YOUTH into votepiggybanks and COUNTIES into wine.
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It funny that today Kanu in the form of Jubillee resurrected its intolerance of the 1980s by defrocked Kindiki without charges in the manner Kanu asked my Church to defrock me. The problem us that the Senate did this using a public forum at public expense.
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THE WORLD AND KENYANS ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THESE RELIGIOUS CULTS THAT HAVE BEEN TO THE STATE HOUSE TO ANOINT William S. Ruto to become their Hayatollah Khomeini as if his swearing as president was anointment by Jehovah to become the Messiah. Ruto is a fake Messiah/Hayatollah.
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Congratulations Boniface Mwangi for losing election and winning our hearts. Can all politicians do like you by remove their posters.
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TODAY IS MY 54TH ANNIVERSAY OF MARRIAGE. MY wife has been the only goddess that I have ever worshipped. She has done better governance as the head our family than any government in Africa. She qualifies to become the President Of Africa Europe, America and Asia if they unite.
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Supreme court applied the principle of Finis coronat opus=THE PRODUCT IS AS GOOD AS THE PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IT
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MY WIFE says that the two Kenyans who would make Africans best Presidents, Dr. Kitui Mikisa and Prof. Kivutha Kibwana, BUT they lack charisma. LIKE FOOD, THEY NEED SPICES and SPOONFULS OF SALT.
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AS Kenya thinks of regulating cults let Raila start to regulate his followers by stopping them from addressing him as BABA.
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Today is our 52nd Wedding wife has always been the only goddess that I ever worshipped.She proved her leadership aptitude&telentedness by upholding the family when thrice the Church defrocked&State killed me.This evening I shall roast 3 Planteins for her.
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People don't know that some of my most trustworthy brothers and sisters in Christ are not Xians but are Muslims. AHMEDNASIR is one of them. He wants an accountable Executive and says Parliament is dead. INDEED it is.
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Jesus but not religion came to free captives.Religion conspired with State 2 crucify Him.When I tried 2 free Kenya I was locked up Bondeni&Navasha Police stations and the Church defrocked me.Hence it is stupid for learned Kenyan to expect religion to liberate them.
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DESPITE MOI HAVING HAD MOBILIZED ALL HIS POLICAL SYCOPHANTS AGAINST ME the fact that he finally surrendered to my call for Multiparty and new constitution was his redeeming grace.His gesture of Repentance was good. This is why I shall personally miss him.
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BBI is evil incarnate, weaponization of culture(KiamaKiama) and religion to turn Nairobi into Barkiham Palace where in the guise of Handshake rich sharks can devour Kenyans for ever.Three bogus bishop were put in BBI IN THE GUISE OF holiness to sanction and sanitize evil.
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MY WIFE and I have adopted shelling beans as a romantic way to spend thid week's evening. LAST night we shelled our varieties of beans untill midnight. Her dexterity is four times faster than mine, she fills three trays before I fill one.A man divorced his wife for being promoted
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WHO IS WHO in the Kirinyaga meeting condemning amateur corruption who cannot be held to account for old corrution or did they get super rich by hard work, invention and merit.They are singling out the new corrupt to sanitize their old corruption.
Ama namna gani?
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PETER KENNETH WAS TODAY INCITING VIOLENCE by telling Gatundu people "Mutikareke Uhuru arumwo mwiroreire (Don't let Uhuru be insulted while you are watching)." Or what else else did Kenneth communicate to his Inooro audience.
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I HAVE played ball with my nine year old grandson. HE CAME home with his mother and sister to bring Chritmas gifts and witlshes. I missed the ball more times than him.
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I WARN
President Uhuru and Deputy President Ruto of Kenya that their personality clashes are dangerous. The civil war in South Sudan started becos of similar personality clashes between President Salva Kiir and the Deputy President Rick Mashar. Please RECONCILE!!!!
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ISN'T THIS SELF-TRANSPOSITION OF A POLITICIAN into HIGH PRIEST sacriligious, obscene and diabolical? Doesn't this trespass the boundaries of a SECULAR STATE into a THEOCRACY?
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Spreme Court did not deUhurunize Kenya in order 2 Railanize it but in order 4 Kenyans 2 chart their own political destiny, freely&peacefully
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WHY DO 50% of young Kenyans who tweet do so not 2 share ideas or express opinion but 2 react or insult? R our Schools breeding sick society?
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CHUBKATI is the most courageous, tranparent (childlike), innocent (childlike), credible and consistent Kenyan at this time of the 21st Century who qualifies to become the next President of Kenya. My assessment of Chekubati is not for consumption by Ruto's& Raila's sycophants.
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WHAT DOES THE CONSTITUTION PROVIDE?If Raila wins and if Kikuyu vote for Raila, RAILA shall not have succeeded Uhuru as the Constitution provides, but Raila shall be Uhuru's 3rd term.
WOULD THIS BE A, COUP, PUPPETRY, RIGGING or what?
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The floods from Ngong Hills deposit bang seeds 2 my garden that grow like am destroy them.
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THE GOVERNMENT should punish the organizers who humialited the Vice President of the Republic of Kenya in broad day-light.Lack respect for the Number Two Kenyan is not simply contempt for all Kenyans but bad manners.
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CAN reasonable people inform UHURU stop his reincarnation of the old Kanu Okiki Omayo Soviet Union style purge committee and Atwoli that his wealth does not equal civilization, that Luhyia ethnic identity is not the Temple for Atwoli worship.I know Luhyas who are God-fearing.
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I SHALL NEVER be a follower or psychophant of Raila, Gideon, Uhuru or Ruto. But for the sake of political analysis Raila was once a model of struggle for our Youth. Other than the money they iherited from the Dads what models of activities for our Youth are Uhuru and Gideon?
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I AM DELIGHTED TO BE 79yrs with 60yrs of life remaining b4 I go to heaven and come back in 200000yrs time as Forest;After a while go back heaven and come back in 200000yrs time as snow;After a while go back to heaven and come back in 200000yrs time as universe.What shall ub?
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GOD WILLING I have 58 years more live till 2080 after my 81st bithday on 4th April 2022.
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Can Kenya youth do 2 Things. Stop surrendering their brains 2 Politicians. Stop blaming clergy when Politicians corrupt their minds.
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I hve just finished writing a 600 book on the DIVINITY OF THE CLITORIS for men like you to respect the female anatomy as made in God's image
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IF YOU are a good friend of Ruto buy him a copy of Alinsky's book RULES FOR RADICLES. One of the rules is never be defensive,the best defense is offence.Other rules are dont react to rumours and suspicions.Chose your enemies and don't attack more than one target.
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BINYAVANGA:I have no comment of Binyanga's sexuality.But God knows tha there has never been born a Kikuyu/White/Black man that ever aspired to be or became BISHOP,PRESIDENT, TYCOON or ARCHANGEL whose courage, stamina, intellect and integrity could March that of BINYAVANGA.
who
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ENVIRONMENT EDUCATION:
After the floods subsided having littered my Kitchengarden with bottles I spent the whole day knitting those bottle on sux 25ft wires and hanging them across the river next to bridge 2 send a message to NEMA & MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT AND NATURAL RESOURCES.
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Let us abolish NCIC and IPOA and save money to end marginization.
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APRIL 7, 2021 SHALL BE MY 81ST BIRTH DAY. When I told my wife that on that day I shall have a balance of 58yrs out of my 139yrs to live and she must be here with me in 2080, she said:
I shall be in heaven leaning on the bossom of my mother watching you struggling.But WHAT FOR?
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THE NATION: Are covid 19 Billionairesraising money for the BBI/Government to run and win the referendum=kill thousands to create few executive positions?
Kenya is becoming worse than the proverbial Lebanon and Gomorrah. God save Kenya.
WHY NO DEMONSTRATIONS AGAINST CORRUPTION.
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Look at the infightings of political unions and coalitions in Kenya You can believe in my misgivings that Kenya is not yet a land of opportunities but of political opportunists, magicians and conmen who thrive on the poverty and youth unemployment.
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May I request all my twistists this year to recognize my humanity, freedom and dignity by addressing me by my name instead of by Rev,Dr,Mr or other trivials and by respecting my status as Househusband instead of as clergy, "Bishop," cleric and other proffesional trivials
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ENVIRONMENT:In HONOR of Wangari MAATHAI I planted this forest in my family six-acre garden.The Forester who sold me Ksh. 11k seedlings 7 years go told me it was a waste of money because by the time they nature I shall have died of old age.
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I won't call Muluka the only honest intellectual politician in country where politics is coffin of intelligence, but yesterday his analysis of BBI as a likely coldron of ethnic violence and change the constitution as inevitable electoral violence is crystal clear.
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THESE KIKUYU ELDERS CURSED HON. MOSES KURIA TO DIE FOR CONRADICTING UHURU.
That is not religion but political violence and repugnant to the rule of law. Why did not Uhuru disassociate himself from such violence and tell the Police to arrest them.
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1982 I was tried 4 treason by my Church 4 taking group of Youth 2 America.In the courtmartial I jotted the questions&said "Moderator!Let me go and ask my wife 4 answers!"In uproar,Judges said"African men can't do that!"I replied,"My wife is the only goddess that I ever worshiped"
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Maraga lifted the Judiciary banner high, as God wud him do:not playig underdog as opposition wud do or not threatening as incumbent wud do.
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Since we got married I let my wife exercise vetting and veto power over all my activities hoping she would cub my radicalism and revolutionary enthusiasm but instead she fueled them beyond limits to the extent that she had to bear with the three times I was killed by State.
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Tomorrow is Meakatilili wa Menza,Koitalel Arap Sameia, Dedan Kimathi etc Mashujaa Day,4 People who risked their lives to save others but not a prize giving day for thieves, entertainment, atheletic and Githeri eating cerebrities and champions.Those can get Order of Golden spear.
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I'm tired of comments about Church silence.Churches r not farmers walking with brooms behind Animals (Politicians) to sweep their droppings!
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YESTERDAY MY WIFE&I celebrated oyr 50th wedding our hundredth wedding anniversay she will be 124yrs old and I shall be 127yrs old and I shall have 12yrs of earthly life remaining.Proliferate life of having served God in every continent.Praise God!
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Thank you Hon Kuria for your confession. Please go to Utali, Laudry Msts or Five Star Hotels to learn from men how they iron clothes, table cloths and bedsheets without burning themselves.I can also teach you. You must have ironed your clothes before you bought a slave (wife).
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If were Uhuru I would apologize for police atrocities against innocent marchers and console the parents of the children felt by Police bullets and if I were Raila I would visit injured policemen and console those whose businesss got burnt.Our national leaders need humility.
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Please note that I told Ruto that I joined JZ protests yesterday between Karen and Ngong to protest against the violation of Human Rights by the Police. We did not flatter Ruto, you should have heard what Bishop Kodiah told Ruto, that he accepts responsibility for those who died
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NOW at 6.44pm I am cold, thirsty and hungry, I have to shut my computer, close my office and walk home.Since my son returned to Macronesia today and there no FIFA Fooootbaaall to watch with my wife we shall talk pleasantries and argue about almost everything
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JOMO KENYATTA changed Lancaster Constitution to make Kenya a Republic, Moi to make it de jure One-Party State, and Uhuru is mutilating the 2010 Constitution to serve his personal whims his succession.Politicians seize this to dupe Kenyans to serve their insatiable greed 4 power.
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While Maraga's decision affirmed the supremacy of democracy, Politicians took that very decision as their license for anarchy.
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LETS CONTINUE PRAYING FOR RAILA'S FULL RECOVERY At the same time let us pray for him and Uhuru to have firm shock springs to obsorb the clashlanding of BBI. Remember I prophesied the BBI collapse by calling it PARTINERSHIP WITH SATAN, COVENANT WITH DEATH AND AGREEMENT WITH HELL.
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YOU two girls,Martha Karua and Betty Murungi conglaturations for being defenders of women rights.I am on the way to High Court to defend the rights of women to keep the Clitoris in its natural position and divine condition.
Was honoured to represent the AU Special Envoy on Women, Peace and Security
@AUBinetaDiop
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@MarthaKarua
@FaithKasiva
@unwomenafrica
@JosephineKulea
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HANDSHAKE is rulingclass violence avoidance,it doesn't necessarily bring love,peace& justice that can only come frm the enemies of the rulingclass:The poor masses and youth.The ruling elite demand constitution amendment not 2 liberate but reinforce their exploitation of the poor.
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During Kenyatta Regime 1977Labour Day Police cut 3 of my lefthand fingers and during Moi regime 1997 SabaSaba Day Police broke 3 of my righthand fingers and skull. Again on 1999 Budget Day May 10 the Police broke my left arm.All this becos my hands defend my head.
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THE DIVINITY OF MENSTRUATION:If men were to menstruate they would make their period more important than the penis. President Trump would declare his 9-12 periods a year American public holidays and Cardinals would distribute the Pope' s period for Eucharist across the globe.
TMN.
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KENYA GOVT IS A DEMOCRACY, which means it expects criticism&opposition but not "respect." Fascist THIEVES are saying critics lack ^respect^ for UHURU who criticized his own State thieves as stealing 2billions a day? Did he lack resoect 4 himself?Govt is not a council of Elders!
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If anyone wants legitmate power let him/her get it thru constitionally laid down pathways but not thru "dialogue" laid down backstreets.
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Young men. Marry 2make a home, not orphanage and Hospital where you wait in bed for your wives to make your breakfast and on couches 4 them 2 make your supper.Statistics show sloth makes89% of Kenyan wives widows having killed their husbands by pampering them
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TODAY I WAS NOT ONLY IMPRESSED BY MUSLIM LEADERS'
proactive role in giving guidance to Muslims on burials of those who die of corona VIRUS but for teaching us to be conscientious.
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Why should MPs increase their salaries 2 divert money from education and Health only to sink in burials of the dead who needn't have died?
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DRIVING in Nairobi today reminded me of1976. I was driving my Fiat on Haile Selasie towards Uhuru Highway.Istopped at RedLight. Matatus on my Left&right didn't stop. Touts in Matatus behind me sorounded my car shouting,Mzee,Stay home.U r Too old to drive!Imagine me old 42yrs ago?
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It has taken me 5hours to trim the hedge which slims my body.Some younger motorists stoped their BodaBoda and cars to help me but wben I politely explained to them that work adds health to my next 63 years of life they let me do it.
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YOU remember that sometime ago I ask Raila to help rebuild the Church tha his Mandano burned and destroyed Kibira. I am still waiting for our comrade Hon. RAILA to help that poor congregation to rebuild its CHURCH or tell us where to get money to build it. SEND HELP TO PCEA.
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State sould have deregistered all betting and rotary organizations or taxed them 90% as in Germany. Why are they pretending to be charatible organizations while they make too much money at the expence ruining character and families?
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MAMA FRUITS: By wives washing men's clothes,houses and boots, cooking for them and cleaning the compound for them reduce the homes into animal orphanage, zoo and male HDU.This leads men too atrophy and die 21-31 years earlier than women.Nature hates indolence.
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MY CONDELENCES TO FAMILY OF IVY WANGECI
a prey and victim of flawed masculinity. High time men cease propertization of women and girls into pieces of things that if they can't posses they must destroy. I won't imortalize the murderer of Wangeci by referring to his name.
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JOHN HAUKINS UNIVETSITY HOSPITAL has successfully transplated a penis and scrotum. Several years ago at a Brazil Conference I suggested clitoris transplant and asked European women who may have FINISHED enjoyed theirs to donate them to Samburu women who lost theirs to FGM.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP. I tweet you many times but you do not reply. This time,please do reply. I am inviting you to meet with Kim Jong-un the President of North Korea in Kenya, either in Nairobi, Kisumu or Mombasa. Africa is a neutral ground with phenomenon climates and scenic nature
The deal with North Korea is very much in the making and will be, if completed, a very good one for the World. Time and place to be determined.
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I thought that the floods from Ngong Hills would stop depositing bang seeds on the Ngong River Banks. Instead of uprooting the seedlings and burning them this time I followed Jesus' instructions to spray them with Hell (SELECTIVE WEED KILLER HERBICIDE).
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PROFESSOR:If you rememberd to check your crystal ball since you prefer them to prayers for crystal balls are under our human control, I would have told them to tell you that Michael Joseph builds Kenyan Bkack Corporation to balance the way you build American White Universities.
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HAVING watched the talk, was Ruto credible. Mark Masai pinned him down but half the time he had failed to pluck his feathers&he flew all over.What NTV needs is team of scholary researchers to provide Masai with facts and data at every point in the interview 2 avoid elusiveness
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KTN showed all the African and International leaders who visited Yaser Arafat. BUT as the President of the THIRD WORLD COALTION I visited him in Tunis in his exile bankers several kms underground to avoid bombing by Israel.
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It is high time Kenya Police arrests owners of Hospitals that hold hostage and imprison poor patients and DPP prosecutes them for their illegal activities.Only in Africa can Creditors imprison suspects without Jidicial determination.Fragrant violation of Human Rights.
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JOSMAN. Kikuyu are not in power. Uhuru is. I AM NOT IN POWER and will never seek to be in power. Jesus is all I need, he is enough for me.I identify myself not with power but with the Millions of Kenyans of all tribes for whom to get bread and water is almost impossible.
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Playing chess or scrabble with my wife is more interesting than watching Man united vs Man city.We play not for money or entertainment but for relaxation, quality heart to heart moment.
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I ALSO SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO ALL SYCOPHANTS OF THE MOI DAYS. Perhaps my Library has the best Archives in the world for the Study of MOISM in case his former disciples would like to refresh their memories about their master.
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DANIEL NJAGA.The clitoris is wired with 8000 nerve endings wihle ur penis is wired with only 2000 and her sex and sexuality wired with more brain cells than yours.This makes her take longer 2 erect and go flat than male guys.Stop bringing closet chauvinism into public platform
@timothynjoya
Njoya, I deeply respect your paradigm. But, please remember that men's psychology of strength, protector etc is not only deeply ingrained into a man's mind but also a woman's thru evolution. Also remember its wired into dynamics of sex and sexuality.
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WE HAVE JUST ENDED THE NCCK MEETING. Rather than doze I just did these two doodlings.
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Kevin.I would think u r more civilized than Matiang'i and his academic thugs who are using Exam results 2 initiate a gender war between girls and boys. But within the framework of Dowry Market,I agree with u that nothing should stop Rich&Dominant women from buying you&Hon Kuria
@timothynjoya
Rev what is your opinion of stellar performance of girls in this year’s KCSE? Does it point a trend when girls will pay dowry and in turn, by your logic, enslave men?
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BBI militants and vigilantes led by Raila and Uhuru may render the Kenya militarism in Somalia ineffective by driving Kenya Youth to join Al Shabab by distrupting the Youth faith in the Constitution and ending YOUTH trust in politicians commitment to implement the Constitution.
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SAKATA: YOUR'S is a very intelligent question "Why rebuild the Church?" Since 1981 when I Built Kibira Church, put 0ver 20 sewing machines and added over twenty computers for training the Youth, that Church has done more human development than RAILA's or any politician's noise.
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NGO BOARD jumped the gun by prejudging KHRC midstream before Kenya reaches settlement on crucial matter of election results.
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CATHERINE: Boys need neither mother nor father figures.They need environment with Good,Loving,Caring, Conscientious, Honest,industrious and God-fearing adult models at home,school and Church.Forget the outdated times of the assertive father figures,patriarchs, who beat women.
@timothynjoya
No 'father figures' for our sons! They're growing imitating their own mother's instead.. You know the term ' mama boys'?
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