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yes, we are the unhinged thirstyforjere from tumblr || 21+ || minors dni || pronouns are ho/le

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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Nobody: Käärijä at Eurovision:
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@thirstyforjere
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4 months
My cl*t is on fire ❤️🔥
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4 months
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
5 months
SOMEBODY BUY HIM BROWN CONTACTS PLEASE IM SHAKING
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
they don't know i'm thirstyforjere
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@thirstyforjere
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9 months
I can't believe they added this after our stay 😭
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
Waiter: the gentleman in the corner sends you this drink The gentleman in the corner:
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
4 months
she was a fairy
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@thirstyforjere
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9 months
My Victorian sleep paralysis demon
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
"you better not be cunty käärijä when i get there" me
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
4 months
Me showing the group chat the new meme I just made
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Did you guys see the news?????
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@thirstyforjere
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1 year
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
11 months
Simping DISRESPECTFULLY RN
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
to celebrate this special birthday 😍🥳 we've created the kä TWINK BEAR HUNK scale using real scientific methods
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
3 months
🏅🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
9 months
Käärijä when he sings both parts of toiset samanlaiset
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@thirstyforjere
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6 months
me when I'm just a girl bathing in the sun and kicking my feet cutely
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
6 months
Her: are you fucking stupid Me:
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
What a good boy 🥺
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
8 months
her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her she is all I think of
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@thirstyforjere
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4 months
me when im cute and i wave 👋💚
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
5 months
his obsession with getting on his knees istg
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
Brainrot so real
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
The local crackhead in the park to my precious child
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@thirstyforjere
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5 months
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
9 months
So glad he's finally open about it 🥺
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@thirstyforjere
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5 months
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@thirstyforjere
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2 months
I haven't been able to breathe since this was posted
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
He looks amazing here 🤩 I would love for him to discuss astrophysics with me (pls don't sexualise him, covered for respect)
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@thirstyforjere
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10 months
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
4 months
Ruin my life
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
I love a man whose into fine literature 📖📚 🤓
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@thirstyforjere
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1 year
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
4 months
Welcome back
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
6 months
Everyone moved on but me
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
3 months
Hope he has a pole for the Poles at those gigs 🥰🥰
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
11 months
Is November too early to start decorating our Christmas tree? 🎄
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
3 months
Shy sun kissed bbg ✨️
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@thirstyforjere
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1 month
💰‼️
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
I have nothing foul to say... I WOULD TUCK HIM IN SO HARD 💓💓💓
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
4 months
*buzz buzz* TRAFIK!
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Ok so he likes 2 at the same time...noted
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Always setting a good example 🙏🏻 some of you need jesus (added clothes on him for respect 🙏🏻🤲🏻🛐)
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
the rizzler
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Fixed his last story
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
9 months
you better not be a cunty durian when i get there me:
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Somewhere in an alternate universe 🌎
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
This is the man we thirst about
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
having some breakfast 🤤
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
9 months
this is Jere no i won't elaborate
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
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@thirstyforjere
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9 months
Spot the difference: level IMPOSSIBLE
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11 months
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@thirstyforjere
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1 year
Spot the difference level:HARD
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
12 days
Happy birthday Jere ❤️ thank you for spreading love and my legs 🦵
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
9 months
She would get him pregnant
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
6 months
"and never käärijä has been told no" 💀
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@baby_medicine
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6 months
Heila lyrics transcribed and translated in collboration with @koppitules
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
This man is so CUNTY
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@thirstyforjere
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1 year
When did they recast the Addams family???
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@thirstyforjere
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10 months
Buying tickets before I find out how to get there 😭
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@thirstyforjere
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7 months
Have you seen him? 🙏 Missing him dearly 😢 😔
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@thirstyforjere
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7 months
dunno why people are arguing. i'm busy rubbing my cl*t and you should do the same
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
11 months
Khäärijä onlyfans predictions for tonight
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
5 months
I wanna ride that bus
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@thirstyforjere
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7 months
king charles is so hot here omg🔥
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@thirstyforjere
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9 months
me leaving the bathroom after i absolutely obliterate the toilet
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@thirstyforjere
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3 months
Damn...
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
I made a funko pop
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
I need this man in a way that destroys feminism!
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@thirstyforjere
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3 months
When he pours water on himself and it drips down his pötsi
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
11 months
His music is great and his balls are HUGE ❤️
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
8 months
moisturised, staying in his lane, carefree, schlanging it, surrounded by sweaty men ❤️
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
8 months
Pötsi appreciation! Reply with your favourite pötsi pics ❤️ apparently not many people knew this one existed...enjoy
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
2 months
On the floor, ON THE CHAIR, AGAINST THE WINDOW, AGAINST THE DOOR, PUSHED AGAINST THE RAILING, UNTIL THOSE WINDOWS FOG UP AND THEYRE DRIPPING
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@thirstyforjere
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1 year
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@thirstyforjere
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9 months
His tits so juicy I know they're blurred in 100 countries
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@thirstyforjere
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1 year
his twin brother evil käärijä
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
My 🌍
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@thirstyforjere
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6 months
PÖTSI PÖTSI PÖTSI IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH LIKE A RABID DOG
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@thirstyforjere
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6 months
Me pretending to be a blade of grass so he might sit on me
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@thirstyforjere
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6 months
Sorry your fave could NEVER feed us like he does
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5 months
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@thirstyforjere
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6 months
I can hydrate his dry ass lips with my lips but I'm not saying which ones
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6 months
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@thirstyforjere
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11 months
i got all the flavours
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
3 months
Delectable meal
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
4 months
No matter your feelings on the hair, may we all come together for slut jacket 🫦
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@thirstyforjere
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10 months
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@thirstyforjere
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6 months
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@Fredward3948576
the mind
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your breats m’lady there wodnerful
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@thirstyforjere
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4 months
My local bisexual barista with micro bangs when I order my caramel double whip frappe with sprinkles for the 28th day in a row
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
1 year
Untill the nosering melts off I will not elaborate.
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
10 months
but how will i know what it's supposed to look like on? if only i could see it on the model...
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@thirstyforjere
thirstyforjere
5 months
perfect form, glistening with sweat, experienced positioning ✨️ he's a good boy
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