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Dad. Snob. Non-conformist. ADHD. Mukhang suplado. Candid & animated. Brutally honest. Beach bum. Di pogi. Di sexy. Di artisahin.
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Soliloquy: the act of talking to oneself
Not all X posts are made for our reaction. Ginawa ng ibang tao ang acct nila not for clout but to express what they think and feel.
If u disagree, ignore. If u feel offended, it's not for u. If u cringe, mute.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO REACT.
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Nagpapalit ng card kasi nacompromise.
Teller: Sir may bank charge po na 150.
Me: For?
T: Card replacement.
Me: Dahil?
T:…
Me: Kasalanan ko ba nacompromise ang card ko? Isn’t it because of the poor security of your system?
T: (Checks with the manager). Sir waived na raw po.
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Bakit naging issue to?
1. Binasa lang ni Marian ang tanong na originally in Filipino.
2. May Pinoy na mas nakakaintindi sa English
3. Di ibig sabihin na pag di pang callcenter ang twang ng tao, lalaitin na ang accent.
Pilipinas, 2024 na! Magtrabaho na kayo at itigil ang pambash
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Dahil pogi ang Grab driver sa picture nya sa app, nagfront seat ako.
Nakising along kami sa kanta tapos pigil ang tawa ko.
Driver: Sensya na Sir di ko kabisado lyrics.
Tapos panakaw-nakaw ako ng tingin.
Driver: Sir baka matunaw ako nyan.
Kakahiya. Nahuli pala ako. 😂😂
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Dear jowa/asawa ng mga Grab drivers,
Alam nyo ang trabaho ng partner nyo. Puedeng wag kayong tawag nang tawag pag nagmamaneho ang tao? Kung clingy or may trust issues kayo, itali nyo ang lintek na lalaki ninyo na sa inyong paningin ay kamukha ni Dingdong Dantes.
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Sa elevator pauwi. May naghold ng pinto sa isang floor at nagtatawag ng officemates. Mga 2 min din kami nag-antay. Tumutunog na ang elevator.
Me: Ano to? Jeep? Punuan?
Girl: Pasensya na po. Baka po matagal bumalik.
Me: (Blank stare)
She let go of the door. Leche!
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FYI. Natutuwa po ako kay Marian.
I’m just wondering why she and the guy are getting the flack na kesyo jologs daw mag-English si Marian at bakit di nakakaintindi ng Filipino si guy. Umaabot pa sa point na kinucompare siya sa exes ni husband. And I’m like Why?
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Staff: Sir di ba 42 na po kayo?
Me: Oo. May problema ba?
S: Wala naman. Pero di ba prone na kayo sa prostate cancer pag di kayo active sa sex?
M: And...
S: Di ba hiwalay kayo ni Misis so wala kang sex life?
M: Yan ang akala mo.
😂😂😂
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Nag-angkas kanina. E ang liit ng helmet.
Me: Ahhhh... Ang sikip!
Driver: Masarap pag masikip Sir no? Masarap pag malaking ulo ang pinasok.
Pota si Koya. Hahaha! Wala namang nangyaring ganap sa CR ng gasolinahan after. Hahaha.
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Sa CR, a guy asked the janitor if may coins siya pamalit para bumili ng tissue sa vendo. Walang cash si janitor. Dali-daling pumasok si guy sa cubicle
Thought of buying him one and slid it to his cubicle. I left.
Someone did that to me before. It’s time to pay forward
#crfun
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@jadeacadcomms
May unauthorized charges without sending me OTP.
Ay dati nakain ang card ko sa ATM pa nila. Pinagbayad din ako for replacement. Same sagot. Hahaha
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I don’t usually take the front seat of a car but since kuya Grab driver is pogi in the photo, I gave it a try. Mas pogi pa siya in person — matangos ang ilong, ganda ng kutis, maganda ang ngipin.
He kept on fixing his shorts kasi umaangat. And he constantly grabs his crotch. 😂
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I’ve been working more than half of my life at pansin ko lang mas maayos katrabaho ang mga straight na lalaki kasi walang personalan. Kung may issue sa work, matatapos sa inuman, hindi pailalim tumira.
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I have come to a point where I don’t initiate in the wet room. Kung di ako papansinin, ok lang. Kung di ko type, I politely decline.
Ayokong umabot sa point na bansagang Angkol ng mga bata kasi nangungulit. I’m not desperate. Kung walang nangyari, ok lang. Basta nakapagpamasahe.
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@AngTitoNgMakati
I think they are only testing din if assertive ba yung client sa rights nya or passive lang.
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@AltKapuso
I don’t get it. We yearn for quality Filipino films tapos may ipapalabas na may potential, magaling ang screenplay from makers na magaling and an award-winning actor tapos we call for boycott dahil sa alleged personal comment ng artist. Paano uusad ang filmmaking industry natin?
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My temporary shelter for the weekend. Pati ba naman dito tinatawag pa rin ako ni Camiguin.
Walang tulog since the other night kaya too drained to confront those gay guys kanina sa barge. Panay parinig na kesyo Maya daw, paminta na kalbo. I thought baka iba yun pero nung
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NagMcDo with the kids
Crew: Sir may bago tayong toys sa Happy Meal
Pinandilatan ko ng mata ang crew.
E narinig ng mga anak ko. Ayun nagpabili.
Tiningnan ko nang masama ang crew habang pilit ngumingiti. Panay sorry si crew. Hahaha! Kainis. Nagtitipid tayo e.
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After seeing some photos and videos of the GMA Gala, namiss ko bigla ang T! The Tigbak Authority. Hahaha!
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@NikolaiDavid07
Hahaha. Marami. Nakakahiya daw ang English. 🙄
Kala mo ang gagaling nila. Hahaha
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@onlyjacknicole
Baka din naman kasi di lumaking nagtatagalog. It’s also a strategy for contestants to bide time so they can think a better answer.
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Booked my flight at the last minute. For the last 48 hrs, I haven’t slept well and couldn’t focus at work. I thought kaya kong tiisin ex ko but I realized I’m also a parent and a son. It’s difficult attending to your sick child and processing docs for your parent’s funeral.
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Went to Palawan to send money for my sister whose son will start his orientation in Pisay. Pang allowance lang for a month.
This receipt reminds me of the incident yrs ago, when, in the middle of the night, I was awakened by my wife's kick. She slapped me with a receipt
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I'm sounding like a broken record but I wanna resonate this message till it gets through to everyone.
Alters are sad people. We have our own issues that's why we hide behind another identity. So let's be supportive with each other by showing and giving kindness.
Good morning!
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Wife: Daming ka-ek-ekan sa class ng mga kids. Daming activities.
Me: Don’t forget that they are still kids. Let them enjoy their childhood.
Wife: Kakastress pala maging star section no?
Me: That’s what you’re getting for marrying a smart and brilliant guy. You’re welcome. 😂
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Ayoko na sa hotel na ito. Pinapamukha nila sa akin gano ako katigang samantalang ang iba sagana ang sex life. Naririnig ko pa ungol nila. Leche! 😂
Pero dahil curious ako, inantay kong makalabas sila sa kwarto. Di na ako nainggit. 😂
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Finally had the courage to tell my mom and jobless sis how I felt. That middle child and I are tired of supporting them. Di sa pagiging maramot but we also have our own lives and dreams to fulfill. We have our kids to support and we could only do so much. And I broke down.
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Alam kaya ng pinay na merlat na ito na yung kasama nyang afam ay kachat ko sa G app kagabi at nag-ayang ihardfuck ko siya? 😳😱
Oh well…
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Pota. Nakatitig ako kay kuya Grab sa rear-view mirror kasi ang cute nya. At nahuli nya ako habang nakangiti. Kakahiya. Hahaha
Then nagplay ang Pretty Boy by M2M. Bwahaha!!!
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Sarap murahin nitong accountant namin. Di naprocess ang sahod kahapon kasi nabusy raw at not feeling well. Sorry daw & thanks for understanding
E putangina nya. Magsorry siya sa interest ng Nagpast due na bills. May mga anak na sinusustentuhan. Yung iba mangungutang ng ipamasahe
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Mga nasa isip ko pag nagpupunta ng spa:
1. Magpapaspa para magpamassage. Kung okay ang massage, bonus na ang ganap.
2. Hindi lahat ng tumitingin sa yo ay plano ka nang makatrip. Minsan, tinititigan ka dahil mukha kang pamilyar. Wag mang-irap lalo na kung di maganda ang mata mo.
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Got a morning call from my 11 yo nephew
Him: Uncle, valedictorian ako!
Me: Wow. Congrats. How does that make u feel?
H: I'm proud and happy!
M: Then that's all that matters. I am extremely proud of u but don't forget that how we feel shouldn't matter. Do things for urself.
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Magpakatotoo tayo. Kelangan natin ng pera more than anything.
Pag singilan ng kuryente at may sakit ka, kahit pa humagulgol ka dyan at magmakaawa. Makikinig lang sa yo ang meralco pero putol pa rin.
Sa hospital. Kahit naghihingalo ka na. Di ka tatanggapin pag wala kang pera.
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I just wanted a quiet breakfast pero bakit may pagkanta w tambourine at maracas? Now I have to thank everyone who greets me. 😂
PS Will talk to their manager later. Kung ganyan ang paggreet nila sa bday celebrators, dapat mala-Buffet 101 sa pagsayaw w high energy! 😂
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Lakas maka-Homo sapiens sapiens sa corporate portrait natin. Hahaha!
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@HeavilyYours
Nagtaka ka pa sa choices ng karamihan nating pinoy. Tingnan mo pa lang ang mga leaders ng bansa natin.
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@MaJosefinaBarr1
Nakakainis actually. Hahaha. Yung tono pa selosa yung girl. Kala mo ampogi ng lalaki nila.
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@femcelgender
Nag-offer ka ng food tapos gulat ka na kumain? Inexpect mo ba na mahihiya siya at tumanggi tapos pipilitin mo?
What's wrong with you humans? 😂😂😂🙄
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There are those people who really don’t know the word respect. Yung tumatawag kahit alam nilang weekend.
At may mga mensahe na di naman kelangan itawag.
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@mari___ecc
@AngTitoNgMakati
Sabi nga ng family friend namin na di nakapag-aral “Naglagay tayo ng pera natin sa bangko thinking na magiging safe. Kumuha pa kayo ng guard. Nasa loob lang pala ang magnanakaw.” Hahaha
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Grab driver called: Sir ikaw po ba yung nakared?
Me: Yes. Saan na po kayo?
Driver: Dito na po. Sa tapat ng building nyo.
Me: Ako talaga tatawid?
Driver:
Me:
Nag U turn si driver. Ang init kaya. Kaya nga naggrab para di mangamoy araw.
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@robert1001smith
And that makes her adored by her fans kasi relatable siya. At di siya plastik. Nakailang chismis na against her pero never nyang pinatulan.
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Sinong bumangon para lang umihi at bumalik lang sa paghilata buong araw hanggang sa makatulog ulit? Hahaha. Di pa rin nakakain kahit isang meal.
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May nahighblood sa Sbarro. Iannounce ba naman ng cashier na wala raw laman ang card ko kasi nag-ierror. Aba tangina! Pinakita ko online acct ko. Di ko kasalanan nagierror card reader nila. Buti na lang may GCash ako.
Natrigger ang aking pride. Hahaha.
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Good morning sa mga kumakain nito. Sa hindi pa nakatikim, try nyo.
Rich in iodine ang guso, pampatalino para di ka maging bobo sa pagmamahal ng maling tao. Ang dilis, rich in iron para may sapat ka pang dugo para ready makipaglaban sa taong di ka naman handang ipaglaban. 😂
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Kalbo. Ginagamit na pang-insulto sa mga tulad kong mas biniyayaan ng maraming testosterone kesa hair follicles.
Pero di ako affected o insecure. In fact, I’m proud of my head that I gave it a theme song: A Whole New World. It’s shining, shimmering, splendid. 😂
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So I finally gave up. We can still be parents to our kids without being a couple. Too much pain has been caused not only to ourselves but also to our families and friends. And this is the point of enough is enough.
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Staff: Panganay ka Sir no?
Boss: Yes.
S: Ah. Kaya pala dapat masunod. Ako kasi middle child. Mabait. Ito rin si Sir 3rd panganay.
Boss: Bunso yan. May attitude. Entitled. Abusado ang pota. Sarap pag-umpugin sa bunso namin.
Hahaha! Gigil boss ko sa akin.
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Staff: Sir nagpunta rito si HR. Yung leaves nyo raw di nakafile.
Me: Kasi walang kwenta kung maglileave ako. Tatawagan din naman. Tsaka bakit di ako kinakausap nya?
Staff: Takot sa yo. Ang sungit mo raw kasi.
Me: Wow ha. I’m offended. Di ako masungit. Masama ako. 😂🤣🤪
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Our home for the night
SKL. My kid saw me playing Candy Crush at nagulat siya. “Wow Papa. You’re already on Level 15,600! You must be good. I’m so proud of you, Papa!”
Hahaha!
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That was the best 8 hours of sleep I've had since I can't remember when. Good morning, self!
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This caps off my birthday celebration. I’m so grateful to have a family and friends who have been there for me especially when I’m at the lowest. Thanks for all the greetings. I appreciate all the effort and heartfelt messages. Cheers! 🥂🍷🍾
43 and fresh!😂
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The key to happiness is to do whatever you love as long as you don't intend to hurt others.
Happy Easter to you. Have fun hunting for eggs. 😂
#NewProfilePic
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Some things are far beyond our dreams but then they come to us unexpectedly & we don’t have a choice but to accept them.
Oedipus Rex’s story taught me that we can never escape our fate but only go through the twists and turns to reach it.
This is my fate & I have to live it.
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Ninong duties for today.
I feel overdressed in slacks and dress shirt because other godparents are in denim. And I was like “Bakit ganyan suot ninyo?!” As a rigid old school and conservative person, I’m used to wearing Sunday’s best when going to church.
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It's BF's Day. If u have a partner, congrats. If you are still single, that's ok. Just enjoy being on ur own, savour ur time w friends and family, take this moment to grow individually so that when u find the one, u won't have any what ifs. And if it fails, u won't lose urself.
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#NewProfilePic
Nakakapagod maging photographer at model at the same time. Yung ichicheck mo muna sa phone if okay itsura at poses mo. Pero pinanindigan ko kasi ayokong magpapicture sa studio dahil nakakaconscious at pangit din ang kuha.😂
Here’s a raw photo. Bukas na ako magiedit
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Congrats Caloy Yulo for the first gold not only for the Philippines but for the ASEAN nations for the 2024 Paris Olympics. Kakatindig balahibo.
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Been feeling kinda under the weather yesterday afternoon so I thought of eating lugaw or having sabaw.
Pinagluto ko na lang sarili ko last night then went to sleep. Ito na rin baon ko for today.
Ganyan ko kamahal sarili ko. Pinagluluto ko. 😂
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Noong elem ako, isa ito sa mga nilalako ko sa neighborhood at tinitinda sa school. Ayaw ni Mama masyadong damihan ang asukal para makatipid at malasahan pa ang saging.
Minsan, nagtitinda pa rin nito si Mama sa amin kasi nakasanayan na. Bilang comfort ko to, ako tagaubos. 😂
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Tulog na ang mga bata kaya ako naman ang mag-aasal bata. Hahaha
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Time to enjoy the sun, sand, and sea. I miss this island. The last time I've been here was more than a year ago.
Sadly, max stay is only 3hrs. Baka naman LGU
#Camiguin
puedeng ibalik yung 1 to sawa na pagbabad dito. Most peeps naman leave in an hr na coz ayaw nila umitim.
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Ang creepy ng palm reader na client namin. Nakita nya yung near death experience ko, masalimuot kong marriage, at ang pagiging maprinsipyo ko. We just met. Pero di ako naniwala nung sinabi nyang ang next love life ko ay SHE. Hahaha!
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Over lunch
Staff: Sir ang ganda ng skin nyo.
Me: Uh huh.
S: Anong secret nyo?
M: Lots of water, enough sleep, not skipping my skin care, being able to manage my stress, and…
S: Ano pa Sir?
M: Sex every now and then. Charot. 😂😂😂
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Ang lakas talaga ng energy ng mga elemento rito sa hotel na ito. Muntikan na akong di magising kagabi. Buti nakasigaw ako ng Help at nagpray
Guys, don’t forget to pray before going to sleep kahit na sobrang ikli lang. it helps. It really does.
Thank you Lord for another life.🙏
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If you are reading this post, be thankful that you are still alive. In the past yrs, dami na nating kakilalang namatay and being alive until now is something to be grateful for.
Life is too short for anger, resentment, and hate. Yung iba namatay na lang na may galit pa sa puso.
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Simula nang nahighlight performance ko ng aming CEO sa global meeting namin, napapansin kong pinagdidiskitahan na ako ng gen mngr ng main HQ.
Naghahanap talaga siya ng mali at minimention nya sa GC.
And since maldita naman ako, sinasagot ko with screenshots proving his pt wrong
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After a few cups and several varieties of hot binignit/ginataan, let’s have a few servings of this cold Filipino food.
Yum!
(Before and after tanning)
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I may be bashed for this but I just dislike how the Catholics celebrate lent. Its essence is Jesus’ death to redeem us from our sins.
Yet sa mga procession at padasal, mas marami pang airtime at exposure si Mary
Even sa Easter. Mas nahahighlight ang assumption at coronation nya
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Ampalaya.
It’s a metaphor of bitterness but it is rich in iron.
Panakot sa akin ni Mama nun “Pag di ka kumain nyan, papangit ka.” Kumain naman ako nang marami pero di naman ako gumanda. Siguro kulang pa. 😂
Technique para di mapait: Nipisin ang pagkahiwa at wag halu nang halo.
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I don’t care about you but I’m 42! I’m having a great time, and I bet you also want to.
Thanks everyone for the greetings. I appreciate them.
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Kung may bagay man akong namiss during the pandemic, yun yung naglalaan ang mga tao ng oras para sa yo, para makausap ka, yung kahit panakaw lang na meet up just to see each other.
At dahil balik normal na lahat, balik na rin sa dati.People don’t have time for each other anymore
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@japtobias
@nopermanentname
Hahaha! Nakalimutan nilang hingan ng yearbook si Alice. Onga pala. Di pala siya nakapag-awal. 🤪
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SKL
As a pakailamerong uncle, I asked for my nephew’s speech draft just to make sure if the grammar is correct. Ayaw nyang ishare. I trust his teacher naman bilang nakaproduce ng ilang RSPC champions.
Nagulat ako at natouch kasi namention nya ako for being his inspiration
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Maayong buntag, self. Have a blessed Sunday and hope you had a good sleep. Breakfast na.
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Team Christmas party
Staff asks me specific brands and quantity of ingredients for fruit salad
Me: Ang simple lang ng fruit salad ha. Itatanong mo pa yan sa akin.
Staff: Syempre. Dapat kasi yung swak po sa standards nyo. Baka magreklamo na naman kayo.
I feel attacked.
😂😂😂
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I realize that Sharon Cuneta Selecta ad makes sense to me now.
At the end of a tiring day, something sweet relieves your stress. In my case, it’s ice cream.
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Wife wants to transfer 1 of our kids to another teacher kasi takot daw. Looks strict
Told my kid di porket mukhang strict, bad na. As if di nasanay sa akin. Kasi in the real life, makakameet siya ng ganyan
Also asked if aswang ba at kumakain ng bata kasi dun siya matatakot. 😂
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Nagsisimot ka rin ba ng tirang toothpaste, shampoo, lotion, etc? As a practical na taong di naman laking mayaman. Sayang din to no. Parte to sa binayaran ko. Hahaha!
Yung asawa raw ng boss ko nagagalit pag ginagawa nya to. RK kasi. Lol
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Instead of living in fears, doubts, and restrictions, what if you chose to show up for life with a sense of openness instead?
Good morning!
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While nagpaplantsa, nahulog ang relo ko sa mesa na nasa far left. Then natumba at nagulog ang vanity kit ko sa banyo. Nagblink ang ilaw sa kusina.
Me: Yes? Is there a problem?
Tumigil din. Di na nagblink ang ilaw. 😂
Don’t show me that attitude. Demonyo pa ako sa yo. 😂
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About Us but Not About Us is not an ordinary film. What I love about it is the acting of Romnick and Elijah especially their transformation to another character. The screenplay is also well-made that you won't get bored even though the film shows two people having a conversation
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When you check your old photos, you realize you have wasted your youth — when you told yourself you’re too fat, skin not smooth enough, your teeth imperfect.
It may sound silly at first but keep telling yourself you look good. That will make you feel confident and love urself
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Boss: Nagkabalikan ba kayo ng ex wife mo?
Me: Hindi ah.
B: Hindi pa?
Me: Hindi. Ayoko na. Tama na.
B: Good! Remind yourself how she turned you into shit. Look how money talks. She turns into someone sweet now coz she knows you’re earning well.
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