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Buying a cow and letting it starve to negatively gear the farm.
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2023 is the year for me to become a big booty Himbo dad to get fucked like a toy (specifically a fleshlite).
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@hamhammer27
My mum lives ten minutes from it in pt lonsdale and she always says to me ‘let’s go to fagg’s’
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Celebrating the end of 2022 by topping a tall bottom and needing to stand on a yoga block.
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@Patrickmelbs
A friend told me last night he became a dom becuase he realised subs would clean his apartment for him for the sheer pleasure of hearing “good boy” 💀
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A reminder that Rainbow House is cursed and should be left shunned and abandoned. (Also if you see me at pride on Sunday, say hello).
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Me and my friends who are 30+ making their way out to the club
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"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" well I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout.
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Him: you better not be a cunty irrational graphic when I get over there
Me:
Visualisation of π being irrational
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@dendritedogwood
The horseshoe theory of edging: the far goon and far caged are more similar to each other than simple baters
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Manifesting him leaving me like this after he fills me with his loads
This is what happens when a Lion eats a giraffe for 7 days straight.
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@sarpavanrider
"Not getting the vaccine is the hill I will die upon" is a very poor choice of words considering the overwhelming number of people who do die from Covid are unvaccinated.
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New goal is to date a hung top so I can walk him around the dark room and have people compliment him like this
Can I show you a video that cured me of every bad feeling just now
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NASA bravely going where many men’s fists have gone before - did you get paid for this?
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you really couldn’t get enough of the restraints huh
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Babe I don’t think the controller is on. Let me come over and I’ll show you how it works
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When the f word on Grindr asks you why you go to sex parties instead of voting l*beral
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@southofmelbboy
Just because you aren’t everyone’s taste, doesn’t mean you aren’t also delicious
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@NextTopDoctor
the way you put rust in thrust… you terragotta warn us before you post cheeks, daddy!
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No, I don’t have Snapchat. I’m 28. I have lower back pain. Oh… it’s 23cm? I guess I could re-download it.
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In a phone call with my sister (an architect) and she’s telling about the “subbies on site” and how they’re poorly behaved. Gurl, it’s in the name.
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@mr_bottm
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You have two choices: devolve into 2 dimensional or evolve into 4 dimensional
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It isn't 'Living regionally while isolating'; it's ✨ crisp, sparkling loneliness ✨
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@joshuabadge
Part of being a queer(patent pending) means my average blood temperature is 175° Celsius and I can shoot hot jets of it up to 5m when threatened so maybe they have a point
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