i miss living in bandra fresh out of covid when rent was really really low and i was living my best life just walking around khar bandra & sitting by the sea every single day.
we were only paying like 50k for a huuuge 2bhk. abhi galti se bhi mumbai rent dikh jaye toh ro deti hu
haan haan pata hai it probably costs 3lakhs+ . this was the lowest estimate i could think of and it doesn't matter in the end because this is not even an actual image, it's ai. it doesn't exist. so the number can be whatever i want it to be ☝️
friend wants to set me up with her shy introverted fitness freak hardworking smart marathi millionaire friend who lives 2kms away but life ke laude lag gaye hai so i have regretfully passed. and THAT is how you fumble a man 🙏
how do you count the number of times you've been cheated on. is it the number of people they cheated on you with or number of people who cheated on you
nothing is actually cringe. it's just a state of mind. EXCEPT people who talk like this. inn logo ko vowels se itni nafrat kyu hoti hai? dimaag ka dahi ho jaata hai trying to decipher their texts
low key scared of maintaining female friendships because im always one random sentence or a flirty look away from falling head over heels in love with them. im truly no better than a man
there's a method in japan called ikejime where you put a wet towel around the fish and cover its eyes before killing it in a split second. that way it doesn't know what's coming its way & doesn't have time to activate its fight or flight response so the muscles don't deteriorate
this one time i had tiramisu at candies and actually started feeling light headed & buzzed and the guy i was with thought i was acting for attention. no other tiramisu has made me feel the same way again. maybe i was just drunk on love💔
me when CH good girl+vanilla body mist+hair serum+strawberry scented strobe cream idk how to describe overall smell but ive always gotten compliments so 💯
Most Young Men In India Do Not Want To Get Married
It is not because women are more successful, but because despite being successful, women have been given absolute power to destroy men & their families after marriage
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