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@theytoldmeturn

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Allah does not burden any soul with more than it can bear Laa yukalliful-laahu nafsan illaa wus’ahaa لَا يُكَلِّفُ ٱللَّهُ نَفْسًا إِلَّا وُسْعَهَا
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Probably the worst joke I’ve ever heard
@missfeven
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What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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Wallah I’ve been dying for the past 5 mins
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Valentinoooo whateverrrrr
@LifeOfAls
YT: LifeOfAls
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There’s a certain drip that guys that bang f have and I absolutely can’t stand it 👍🏾
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@nouraasheikh ‘Is she talking to me?’ Oi she’s too gangsta 😂😂😂😂😂
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@LickshotLippy I’m negl lippy I like ur podcasts and all but I’d punch u up still
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This ute thinks it’s TikTok 🤣
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@foreverrra He’s a lot of things but what he’s done for his boys? hes got my respect
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@WilkiKushki
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Macawis thread. Anyone?
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@asalonitis @DaveAtherton20 Well duh u lot stole their possessions and needed help to rebuild Britain lol
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Icl when the mandem move out of their parents if they don’t shout me to assemble suern or even do a likkle paint job im gonna be offended
@astromamii_
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6 months
Your friends are not obligated to help you move especially after 30. Hire movers. It’s not that deep.
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When she surprises me with a Pogba shirt
@only1lf
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A sports jersey
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Fuck wrong wit this nigga
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Macawis stepping all seasons
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@sonny_ffc2 Ur a loser
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Jamaicans gone soft nowadays back then it was all bumbaclarts n rarsclarts now they crying over bleach jokes
@_pkhumble
PK HUMBLE
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Who’s selling bleaching cream I wanna be Jamaican asap Caro light will do 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲Vybz kartel
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He started poppin 018, if you weren’t there you weren’t there.
@285Slim
285: I want you DEAD
9 months
Roddy Ricch came out too hard. That was the problem. Nigga was too fye immediately
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@Richdollarz__ 1 good girl worth more than a thousand hoes
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@Greedygreedy101 @asalonitis @DaveAtherton20 Ungrateful for what? We don’t want to partake in signing up to be fodder for people who don’t like us anyways
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Loooooool she posing like central cee
@the_hoodjabi_
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EID MUBARAK 🧊
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@ttaammss0 She looks likes she’s from lozells
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My Uber driver is supposed to drive me but I still thank him at the end of my journey
@TeaghanIris
𝐓 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 ꨄ
8 months
I hate to be that person, but this is literally the bare minimum. he was SUPPOSED to do that.
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@ysgwp1 Why u provoking them by calling them slurs then lol ur bitch made
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No good woman has a screenshot of a chat as her header
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Two of my boys parents died this year please cherish your parents whilst they’re here
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Tell diaryroom to get behind me !
@diamondbliss91
𐒘𐒏𐒇𐒛𐒑 🫑
5 months
Saying all this as tabbaruj hijabi who free mixes is wild. Judgemental religious people are so annoying especially when they’re not following the religion to the T themselves.
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‘Bad bs hating on F next day coming for PLT’
@ftbl419
M💷
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@ayanyx And she was fasting? Yh she’s different gravy allahuma barik
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@Divin3Departure Let the girls be girls akh
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Might bang this meth on the next baddie I see
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Until a week after you see hungry brehs following
@ayeejuju
juju 💰
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"not followed by anyone you're following"
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My nigga said I’m built like wewantwraiths #pissed
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Pretty is for gays, please call me handsome ✌🏾
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If my bros on a hatty n he ain’t letting me eat I’d react the same. These man got goal bonuses uno
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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😳😳😳
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When she’s on deen with a hint of road 😍
@sk_619x
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Ladies I promise you NO man is worth this behaviour 😭
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I hate girls that post revealing stuff cuz they know their face is dead
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Only time I agree with getting High off your own supply
@TWsufc
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Greatest drink of all time.
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Hate it when a lowkey ting knows hella bait people, now she’s bait by association
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Goose n gucci pouch doesn’t make up for personality and character so don’t cop that tryna impress people, it’s really not that deep
@user611126
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AC is a national treasure 😂😂
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@missfeven
feven - ፈቨን
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What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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One guy punching up a girl is bad enough, 30 zoomarlis rushing a girl is absolutely ridiculous
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Y for any guy that likes my shit unless ur my nigga
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This one’s too toxic man ew I need that boring love
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Hear him still, actively looking to marry outside ur culture is some weirdo activity
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Game don’t matter when she feeling you
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And u wanked off ur boy u smelly kaffir
@Tgarratt10
Tom Garratt
6 months
Sancho is still shit btw
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@AceVondelle I know nuff ldn man in brum that can’t wait to go back, don’t let them cook you 👊🏾
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Free twista cheese
@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
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Rapper charged under new Online Safety Act with 'making video threat to Tommy Robinson' Omar Abdirizak, 30, from Sparkbrook, Birmingham, is one of the first people in the UK to face new charges under the Online Safety Act.
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I’d do anything for a primary school reunion
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it was just one reunion with the people from school, why do they think we are besties now 😭 ew
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2024 shoulda went clear… there’s always next year
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When your younger relatives out deen you <<<
@brotherjona
jona
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Challenged my nephews to a dance off and they jus walked away sayin it’s haraam bruh I think I might be dat one jaahil uncle
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@BuisnessJohn @Greedygreedy101 @asalonitis @DaveAtherton20 Most of us never had a choice in the first place 👊🏾
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Mandem this summer #itsfaackincominhome
@rordrygo
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the difference in kits england MOGGED
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Had my ghosting phase for 2 years and the mandem neva took it personal n switched up on me
@AdeolaPatronne
ADEOLA PATRONNE.
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Don’t take ghosting personal cause not everything is about you and you should put your pride to the side and reach out more cause they’ll make 10+ insta stories on how you’re being inconsiderate 😭😭😭😭
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Idk why I love an Allen key
@DaReal_McCoy
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As soon as you see these in the packaging you know it’s about to be some bullshxt…
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I can’t be with a woman who’s had her first love
@therealsjc_
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One man’s 6 month talking stage is another man’s 1st link backseat All-Star. The game is wicked
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I didn’t get some 💔
@muftimayer Ahahahaha like she needs to shush fr 😂😂😂
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Thought u lot said he was washed? stay over that side man
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😂😂😂😂😂 as long as they’re Muslim what’s the issue?
@abzgotaproblem
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@strawberrygaint Cos all the Asian girls be going for black guys what do u want us to do
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Guys please, there’s tings EVERYWHERE. If one ain’t rating your ting, onto the next. Sending gyal bread and not getting anything out of it is too moist man
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Jasmin 🇨🇴
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Now goodbye loool
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Never seen a guy who splits public opinion so much
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@m4unia J bag piercing don’t get it
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Why do girls always assume ur talking to someone else when u smile at ur phone? The mandem cant buss jokes?
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U man inviting Twitter bruddas to ur wedding?
@a3oothbillah
ant🇵🇸🇵🇸
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ooooomfs hurry up!!!!
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Inshallah all my niggas convert
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This is just a Muslim
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Did u lot really think a nigga who sold his own ppl out would have a morally correct opinion on the genocide of the Palestinians?
@HALALK0
HALALKO
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KSI gives his thoughts on Israel Palestine 🇮🇱🇵🇸 Is SNEAKO the only streamer that speaks his mind?
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Og post is weird man. Fetishisation ain’t cool whether it’s coming from a male or female
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Dawah man is too funny
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Girls that think being a jez is them getting their lick back is so funny 🤣
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Calling rashford a monkey at villa park so United secure 3 pts #chessnotcheckers
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You can’t look for marriage anymore?
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Ur not a real lover then
@neesa31x
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Sorry but BE realistic, I’m working a corporate job, I can’t be on my phone 24/7 replying, not my fault if you don’t understand
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And that’s on period
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@1khary
P Lo⛹🏾‍♂️
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if we date ima never post you
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Imran khan, amir khan, citizen khan, diary of a badman and rekky 👊🏾
@AFCAjax
AFC Ajax
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We present you... Top 5 'pakkies'! 🤷‍♂️🎁 #Pakjesavond
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I like goofy girls sometimes negl
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I’m gonna be sick
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Tf is she doing wit a Pakistani
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@niggetife
hustlehard304 fan somalia
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I know a Somali girl who married a Pakistani guy and they got divorced a week after she went to his mom house 😭😭😭 she said she’d come down make herself cereal and one day the mom asked why she didn’t make breakfast 😹😹😹 she left and never went back
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Neymar was better than lewandowski in 19/20
@SelecaoTalk
All Things Brazil™ 🇧🇷
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This is apparently a ‘finished’ Neymar. For the entire last decade when fit Neymar was always top 3 on the planet, often he was top 2, and for many spells he was number 1. If you didn’t get to see it, that’s on you. It doesn’t change reality.
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Having a burner on twitter is doing too much
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I find it mad cute when u clock people adopting ur personality
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@jugg9ways Big facts I grew up dirt poor, first time I started seeing bread it all went on clothes and food I was so pissed that I started ranting on Snapchat about how money can’t buy you happiness 😂😂
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Unless ur Asian I don’t see the point of having a manual
@Unkle_K
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One thing I will never do again is own a manual car
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Then u realise people don’t like people in general
@heiiimav
attieke final boss🇱🇷🇬🇳
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africans saying they hate africans is such a real thing, cause u rlly gotta be african to understand how ANNOYING africans are
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@theytoldmeturn
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Malis ain’t even ugly we just got a couple hideous bruddas and that lowers our market value, it’s not that deep, everybody can eat.
@luckiunderrated
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Somalis are the ugliest group of niggas I’ve ever seen
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These man were older than I am now and they were acting like that? Then there’s people genuinely entertained by this foolishness?
@jownaz1
jownazzy ™
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Took the world by storm💀💀💀💀💀
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Clocked bukayo ain’t even the best Saka out here
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Black man nod on 3 separate occasions warrants a convo
@1seanmcbride
star6!*☆
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*me wearing a Liverpool jersey* another boy: “you guys aren’t winning the league bro”
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It was even funnier when you nignogs supported Argentina when they think you guys are monkeys
@s4vva
Savva🇨🇩
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The funniest part of World Cup 2022 was when Africans were rooting for Morocco as they were doing extremely well just for them to say they’re Arab and they didn’t claim us 😭
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Part of me wants to settle, the other part wants to max out my stats first
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Decent mating call for bengalis
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Clocking ur stuck in da matrix
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Oi blud this the funniest vid ever how can ur opps tell u to crease ur airforces 😂😂
@ssyriek
JEHOVAH’S FLYEST WITNESS©
9 months
this will always be my favorite 😂 “carry on BENDing it” “crease demmmm”
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@becomeavillain_ @mindofprospect Na be a man stop making stupid decisions and fucking someone u don’t love cuz ur horny 👊🏾
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Found 5 bills in my jacket I’m so lit rn
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Love bombing didn’t work so it’s back to square one 💔
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Astagfirullah x3 Allahumma antas-salam, wa minkas-salam, tabarakta ya dhal-Jalali wal-Ikram Straight after salah u can’t go wrong
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@teatato44 @asalonitis @DaveAtherton20 I think you should check the facts, you look at the colleges and see who’s actually getting the best grades it’s people who are immigrants or they have parents who immigrated. If you want us to leave so bad let us actually finish our education first 😂
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