@IDMgroupie I’m so obsessed with it

Need to eat a pack of blueberries about this

Exactly how it feels to make a steak by yourself in your apartment at 26 years of age

Not a real monkey

@videopupy @im_real_222 U can’t apply to this.

Just met a dog that was such a effing creep

Like are you kidding me

Omg trump just outlawed metrosexual marriage

@im_real_222 You clearly dont have a quirked up boss

the blind taste test thing that people do with coke on tik tok but instead i do it with different brands of greek yogurt

yes i actually would like to spend the rest of my life at the seaport mcnally jackson thank you very much

my plans this week are like: go to chicago for 36 hours. dead mom 5 year death anniversary. get over 4 week sickness. see nosferatu alone. make banana bread. attend boss's anton chekhov variety show. go to nets game. go to basement

RT @videopupy: He’s Laughing his A off

Little Mormon girl reading the eff out of her bible on this 6AM flight

Everyone on earth is my friend

Never kill yourself

Sports bar russian samovar and gay bar all in one night. This is the American dream

You all do not need melatonin. You need to read the brothers Karamazov