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The world is round, my square don't fit at all | Inventor of the tactical tricorner hat | Be cool or be cast out | Pronouns: Su/Shi
Marin County, CA
Joined June 2022
@tomaskenn @elonmusk Tell me which one implies more familiarity: having someone take your picture together at a large function, or inviting them to your daughter's fucking wedding?
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@lavern_spicer @rjwanimation Well - when she was in CA, she gave a whole bunch of black men free food and housing…. I mean, it was through the California Department of Corrections but who wants to nitpick.
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@nowthisnews So wait - a donut shop in Tulsa has a more comprehensive video security system than Epstein’s cell, DNC headquarters and the residence of the 3rd in line to the Presidency?.
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@Rainmaker1973 "Hans, we've got problems down in Bahnhofsviertel again. Might want to wear your multicultural armor".
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@laurenk_gill Would it make all you liberal women feel better if we just called it a really, really late term abortion?.
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@ImMeme0 I think it helps to actually put in all the zeros. $8,700,000,000 in military aid for Israel .$8,000,000,000 in military aid for Ukraine .$567,000,000 in military support for Taiwan .$750 one-time emergency assistance payment for American victims of Hurricane Helene.
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@JimPethokoukis @TheEconomist We're paying over $150B/yr now - sounds like the breakeven is 1 year. LFG.
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Yemen's military leadership: "We have an air force". 13 minutes later:
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@PPC4Liberty Because countries populated entirely by brown people are such.<checks notes>.bastions of peace and harmony.
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@ShirionOrg @Columbia On the plus side, if they keep debasing their universities like this they'll shortly be able to put their diplomas in their car windshields and be able to park in handicapped spots.
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@libsoftiktok So do we just hire police chiefs nowadays by holding a lottery in the local lesbian bar?
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@13thchime1984 @jasnotron @currermell @realDonaldTrump This, right here, is an almost statistical impossibility. We're not allowed to question it. We're told it's 'free and fair'. They've passed laws in democrat states that make it illegal to question results. Answer truthfully - if a republican had won under the exact circumstance,
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@RaheemKassam @elonmusk I'm going to print a bunch of these out and head down to 10th & Market St in SF this Friday and hand them out to the people being escorted out of the building
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@nhbaptiste You're right: they left out hateful, bigoted cunt - which makes up the vast majority of your character.
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@sciam @KamalaHarris Scientific American is now about Science like The Learning Channel is about Learning.
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@JamieOGrady Projection.pro·jec·tion./prəˈjekSH(ə)n/. Projection is the process of displacing one’s feelings onto a different person, animal, or object. The term is most commonly used to describe defensive projection—attributing one’s own unacceptable urges to another.
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@WarClandestine “The perfect dictatorship would have the appearance of a democracy, but would basically be a prison without walls in which the prisoners would not even dream of escaping”.
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@ReOpenChris Bravo! This will certainly force all those billionaires selling things on eBay for $600 to pay their fair share!. </sarcasm - just in case>.
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@po407 @DWUhlfelderLaw This is about what I expect from the side that can’t define what a woman is.
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@DarkLordWaffles @compilesandruns @elonmusk @TwitterSF Lol - the guy with the Ukrainian flag (which probably used to be an “I’m vaxxed” and “BLM” before that) has big thoughts on what a cult is.
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@RealJakeBroe Maybe we shouldn't be using NATO intel to fire NATO weapons directly onto Russian territory because I'm allergic to Strontium 90.
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@JoshKraushaar So odd that these miStAKeS always seem to favor one side of the political spectrum.
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@jonthetherapist @ClayTravis Yeah - I totally remember having to get a polio booster every six fucking months and my shot being made ineffective if everyone else around me also didn’t get one….
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@maxmorton6GDM Some people seem determined to walk into that gas chamber with their heads held high. .
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@MalloryMcMorrow @detroitnews She's a repulsive terrorist sympathizer and you should be ashamed of supporting her.
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@MonicaHesse You people are so far detached from reality you’d need the Hubble telescope to see it.
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@CamdenBlueRidge @compilesandruns @elonmusk @TwitterSF If you had a brain and the initiative to spend 6 seconds on Google you’d find out that it was a loan, and Tesla paid it back, in full - 9 years early.
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@davidaxelrod Yes because it’s well known that all right-wing extremists are hemp jewelry making nudists who have pride flags flying in front of their houses In Berkeley, CA. Totally on-brand.
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@LondonBreed Wow - who’d have thought that the worst policies ever devised for dealing with crime, homelessness, drug use and Covid while simultaneously being one of the most business-unfriendly cities in America would have negative consequences?.
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@TristanSnell Yeah - and all we gotta do is destroy the middle class with inflation, chop the tits off of 13yo girls and flood the country with illegal immigrants!.
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@davidhogg111 No you don’t - you’d be just another nobody without your continual use of their deaths as a podium.
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@FenixAmmunition If you think that's bad, wait until you hear about who they think can be women. .
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@RonConway @vcsforkamala No one understands Kamala Harris's current platform, including Kamala Harris.
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@Partisan_O To be fair, my opinion of most Democrats is only a notch or 2 above how Marines felt about the Japanese. In 1942. On Guadalcanal.
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@LevineJonathan Nothing to see here - Just the Left showing how normalized they are to weaponizing the justice system and utilizing violence against their political rivals.
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@lauferlaw @TomCottonAR He requested them, but it was denied by Pelosi. You must be a shitty attorney.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Weird how they always come to this conclusion *after* they've given up their guns. .
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@CultureCrave @DEADLINE If you would have told 13 year old me that I'd hate a Star Wars series that has space lesbians I'd have laughed at you.
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@JoJoFromJerz Does that also apply to things like "Ooh look! We have the first <insert color> and <insert sexuality> person ever as the <insert government position> Yay us!!!"?.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho @Campbell2976 Total police overreaction - I mean it’s not like they posted a meme criticizing Islam or something….
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@PhysicsNAstro @KurtSchlichter @realDonaldTrump @Mike_Pence The most respectful of velvet rope-barriers violent mob I've ever seen.
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@NorthstarJohnny @davidaxelrod Pretty sure the citizens of Detroit are not surprised or offended. I live just north of of San Francisco and I’ve seen this happen in the last 2 decades: democrats took one of the arguably most beautiful cities in the world and turned it into a literal pile of shit.
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@catincoggnito @AdamParkhomenko Holy shit - you guys are so bad at memes. Why can't you be better at them?.
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@krassenstein @FenixAmmunition Maybe don't reference Hitler when talking about political opponents then? 🤷♂️.
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@badgertide @FiveTimesAugust @POTUS I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but occupying a mostly empty government building doesn’t ‘overthrow democracy’ in a nation of 330M people.
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@intothecrevasse Did your Masters have to tug your leash to write this one or did it just hit a little too close to home?.
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@pramsey342 @JackMartensite @FearTheFloof @sarahnferris "If you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd and you push back on them, and you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere". You guys built this train - you get to ride on it too.
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