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Fuck nudes, send me a picture of you smiling without clothes !!😌
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Girls mistake, boys forgive !!
Boys'mistake, girls leave !! 😏
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In search of Khushi, I lost "Nisha, Jaya, Rithika, Amrita, Janvi, Ambika, Riya and 69 others"🥹
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I might be shy in real life but in social media I'm totally shameless 👽
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Kaha se aate hai yeh log..🧐
Bhai mene twitter chor dena hai !!
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Me typing: "haan"
Autocorrect: "jaan"
Le me: tu hi lekh ley ashiq ki aulad.😒
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Your beauty remind me my father's belt, it just hit different 🌚❤️
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Dhinchak Pooja "Selfie mene le Lee Aaj" is far better than Neha Kakkar's "Maine Payal hai Chankai" 🥱
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I want "friends union" but my friends wants to do this with me 😔
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Aurat ka 5 minute main taiyar hona aur mard ka 5 minute main phunch raha hun baat ek hi hai. :)
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Me on google without any reason, "How to remove admin from group"🙂
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I'm at that stage of my life "Struggle story taiyaar krli hai bas success ke aane ka wait kr raha hu"
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Jab November ma itni shadiyan kroge to September mai birthdays to ayenge na phir 😏
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My friend: What's your fantasy when you're alone.
Le me with my fantasy 🥹😭
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This kinda ppl I need in my life who's send me money whenever I ask them for suggestion
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Alia is pregnant and you see your husband trying your new skirt.
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She: You never understand my feelings and talks, you've ruined everything
Her feelings and talks
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My father forcing me to do arrange marriage 🤝me thinking ki ab Jake sex milega 😭
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Saniya khana bnana seekho, apne bande ka mood bnane se ghar nahi chalta🙂
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Wo nibba nibbi hoke bhi happy hai or tum mature hoke bhi depression main ho😂😭
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"Date them both & see who's serious". That's how I advise my friends.🥱
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never study before the exams, I'm only believe in 30 rupee ke 2 samose aur mera result bhagwan ji ke bharose
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Bachpan ke dost change ho jaye to ek baar ko chalega but suddenly fav person ignore krne lage to hurt hota hai
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Messenger should be like: Your girlfriend is chatting with another boy. Tap to join the conversation.😒
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Heyy upar wale Kya faida Itni badi duniya banane ka jab mere parents mujhe kahi ghumne nhi Jane dete
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Yeh daily kuch na kuch snacks khane ki cravings ke chakkar mein mere sare paise khatam ho rahe hai
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I may look normal but deep down I want to spin inside the washing machine🥺
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Don't feel so special if anybody starts gives you attention properly whi tumko Ganda wala ignore krne wala h trust me
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Answer this without using "yes, ya, yeah, yea, yo, yep, yeh, yup, yah, ha, haan, haa"
Do you need money ??
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I still don't understand how people of my age have children , i am a child.🥲
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Girls scoring 99% in english but still don't know the meaning of loyalty ! 🙂
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Yoga mein mujhe ek ladkiyon ko Tada-asan aur dusra pura din bistar pr Nindra-asan bas yahi krna pasnd h
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Naam lene ki jarurat nhi h pr kuch logo ki toh shakal dekh kr muh se automatically gaaliyan bahar aane lag jati hai
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There's no benefit to taking girls number cause she'll easily ignore you even on WhatsApp
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She went from "goooooodniigghhtttt ❤️" to "gn", I lost her🥱
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Girl to boy, after 4 days of getting into a relationship, you are mine and I will take care of you in every way
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Waqt se jyada aur kismat se phele kuch nhi milta bas Ghar walo ke diye huye taane time se milte hai
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I be like Idc and then talk to myself about it for hours🤧
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Girls think 50 times before buying a lipstick shade but always choose the wrong guy.😭🤡
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If a boy likes you, don't feel special. Sab pasand aa jati hai inhe, beemari hai inko😏
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Girls easily get promotion and salary increase by meeting with male boss.
Me to the female boss in my company:
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I really hate people when they like my crush !! wtf bro, mine is mine, go find yours..!!😒
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Create a pattern with your first and third emoji.
Mine: 👀💝👀💝👀💝👀💝
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I don't believe in miracles but deep down 'Hey Mata Bhagwati bana do mujhe crorepati'
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