Swole (Tristy)🐉
@theswolesurfer
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🇵🇷 Whimsical wave rider and magical shaper of surfboards, crafting sweet rides for dreamers of the ocean's endless candy-colored swells. @excintl 501(c)(3)
Puerto Rico, USA
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GM. Do you want to escape every day life and experience the paradise of Puerto Rico? Be close to the beach, mountains, jungle, and great food? Excited to officially announce what
@raeraedao
and I have been working on for MONTHS… your new tropical getaway Casita de Cruz!
We
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I’m gonna need a tax person that’s not afraid of prison.
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Got denied for a car loan cause I can’t prove income 💀💀💀💀 the funniest shit ever.
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People are only “proud of you” after you’ve made it. They didn’t care while you were tryna get there.
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It’s sad that my friends IRL don’t get it. The fact that you think me riding around in my 2008 Mazda means I’m not doing well for myself says a lot about some in this generation unfortunately. Good luck bro 😅
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What do you do if a good friend constantly shits on you for having NFT’s and crypto?
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I was told by a normie to elevate a bit. So I did.
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FUCK. Someone accepted a 115 DAI offer for an ape...
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Just paid off my moms business loan with that $ape drop! She took it out during covid to try and save her business but ended up having to close shop anyways. Thank you
@BoredApeYC
for making it possible for me to give back to my family 😭😭
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Everyone says discord is essential for communication in nft projects, it ignore the fact that they get hacked all the time.
I think it’s time to move on from discord.
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If you have a dog, I wanna see. Here are my babies
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Wanna make an Ape owner mad? Tell them they have a floor ape. 😂🦧
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Can confirm, flashing APE at car dealer does not work to get approved for loans.
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Im normally not one to talk about my personal life on here. But this shit is fucking hard. My mom is going back to the hospital with covid. Fuck this sucks. I feel so helpless.
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Oh shit!!! I just realized I got TWO Koda’s on my land!
Didn’t think that was possible!
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NGL, if I was a hot woman I would be the biggest hoe. I would be unstoppable.
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fuck me. Just about had a heart attack when all my ETH was showing 0.....
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All these school shootings, makes me want to home school my daughter. 😞
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Lady at the pizza place just asked me to send her an nft. What do I do?
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Happy Father’s day to all the dad’s out there! Keep grinding for their future! 🫡
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Damn. Just saw what BAYC is coming out with next. 👀
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6 people today commented on my “NFTs are a scam” tee at Legoland 👀
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I told my wife I’d divorce her before I sold my ape. Honesty and communication is important in a relationship. 🙏🏽
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If you older than 25 with no kids ... you just ugly
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Thankful to have a supportive family in this wild Web3 space. Web3 can be taxing. Not knowing when the next check is gonna come in. Gonna keep playing with rent money and see what happens. 🫡
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🔥Sneaker Giveaway!
🔥
@MarianoCFPR
and myself are giving away a pair of custom dunks tailored to your favorite pfp that you own!
✅To enter
✅Follow
@SwoleLuksoBags
&
@MarianoCFPR
✅Like, tag 2 friends, RT
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People literally asking me for money in dms. Then say I’m selfish cause I won’t give them any… I have a family to support.
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♥️Thank you so much
@steezyapegang
and
@BryanveeEth
for collaborating on this with us at
@energyxchange_
!
♥️Bryan was generous enough to donate several skateboards so the children at BSKP in Bali can use them at their local skatepark!
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♥️Announcing what I've been working on."Children of the Metaverse". Available at
♥️This project means alot to me. To be able to give back to communities and children at
@energyxchange_
and to be able to express my creativity.
🧵
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Remember that one guy thought he was cool and burned his ape? I wonder how he’s doing.
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When I hit 20k followers I’m giving this away. No 🧢 RT to be considered.
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Are we gonna talk about the open bar at Apefest, or are we gonna act like that didn’t happen? I’m fine with either.
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Sniped this rare. Can I get a "gang gang" on this wonderful Sunday?
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Saw someone say they read RTFKT as RatFucked and I can’t get it out of my head 😂😂
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15 days later, mom is getting better. 🙏🏽 thank you everyone for all the good vibes and DM’s I’ve received.
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@opensea
you have some explaining to do. You delisted my Swoleluksobags Cult project. I own BAYC
#9360
and all IP rights to it so there can’t be IP infringement as you claim. Reinstate ASAP or the cult will not be happy.
#cultofswole
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We went from nobody’s, living paycheck to paycheck. To wtf do I do with this? I’ve never seen this many numbers.
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Tbh y’all really be over thinking shit. Just mint your land and put fast gas and pray it goes through 😂😂
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People born between 1985 and 1995 are the most unique generation of all time. Here’s why:
They are in-between two generations: the one before the internet and technology took over and the generation after.
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This dudes balls literally just fell out the bottom of his short shorts at the gym….kind of impressed tbh.
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NGL, getting rugged makes me feel alive. Kinda like it.
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Well, it’s been over a week and my mom is still struggling with covid. She went to the hospital today. Prayers and good vibes please. 🙏🏽
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🎉Giveaway🎉
🙏🏽In celebration of
@BoredApeYC
being included in our presale and the
@ChristiesInc
auction, we’ve suited up and I’m hosting a giveaway for
@FLSNFT
!
✅Follow
@FLSNFT
and
@SwoleLuksoBags
✅Join Discord
✅Like, RT, Tag 2 friends
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Drop your ENS in the comments. Sending 5 Children of the Metaverse NFTs to random people.
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Gm. Gonna go see my dad today. Haven’t seen him in a couple years. I need to stop being lazy and make the time. Parents getting older.
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Male birth control pill coming soon. It’s our time to shine! You gonna take it?
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I’m gonna be honest. I hate toxic positivity. Sometimes good thoughts and vibes don’t work. We’re all gonna die.
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Web3 has allowed me to do this every single day. Forever grateful for the opportunities. If it goes to zero tomorrow I will cherish what has been provided.
What opportunities has web3 provided you?
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GM. Saw one of my favorite DJ’s last night. All is restored in the world.
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