dumbest shit i ever seen is when people eat a big ass meal and then immediately have sex. nah i gotta smoke a cig or two, void my bowels, have a think, i need to smoke a cig and def use the bathroom. fuck outta here lying ass netflix show
ENTERTAINMENT, DEATH is officially out today. don’t want to be too earnest here or too “mysterious” .. let’s see ... thanks to everyone for continued support, for real. if you haven’t listened yet just go do it, what the hell.
🙃🙃🙃 happy today
sometimes i look at tweets about glocca morra for shits. wondering how much y’all get for selling just married vinyl, i personally don’t even own a copy. sold my test press years ago to pay my phone bill lol
@Jbrekkie
hi michelle, first time long time. just thought maybe you could replace the vocals with a bass guitar? think it might tie the lyrics together a little better. thanks!!
i have this problem where i like lots of different shit. and i want to make records that have pop songs and weird songs and house songs and noise songs. and it’ll never be cohesive cause i can’t settle on a theme.
happy to finally share the first single off of our new record with you.
THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN’T DO is out now on all streaming services.
ENTERTAINMENT, DEATH out 4/9 on
@saddlecreek
pre-orders and music video at the link in our bio
🙃🙃🙃
hi we're fucking thrilled to tell you that we signed
@thespiritoftheb
. they encapsulate everything we think a band should be. their music lives where pain + pleasure intersect, uninhibited and impossible to define because it's uncharted. they inspire us to progress as a label. 🖤
ok trying this again. taxes are due and i have less in my bank account than what i owe + i’m losing my restaurant job of 8 years on the 25th (which i found out not from the owner but the news lol). so i can try and mix your music maybe, email me:
zack.stephen.schwartz
@gmail
.com
‘i’m so lucky’ ep releases 9/1
‘tapeworm’ + ‘natural devotion 2’ streaming everywhere
tickets on sale now for september shows + preorders on sale now for the record
links to tickets + the video in our bio
hiii my record's out today. it's on spotify, apple music, etc. but i'm going to post the link to ol' reliable bandcamp here. obviously, feel free to stream it but if you want to buy it i'd really appreciate it (i need a new computer!). thank you
being on
@OfficeHrsLive
with
@timheidecker
was the biggest achievement of our “career” thus far - maybe my pun didn’t work but i have many more puns and they are worse so let’s go ahead and get us back on the show asap, it’s important
All the complexities of a Spirit of the Beehive (
@thespiritoftheb
) song—jittery riffs, warped washes of drone, kaleidoscopic melodies—gradually uncoil to reveal a delirious bliss
Hello, due to the popularity of the three previously announced shows, we have arranged for a 4th
@Jbrekkie
show on 8/10 with
@thespiritoftheb
and tickets are on sale right now at, you guessed it 👉
just want y’all to know i have been working on a solo record for so long i’ve trashed it twice now, i must have 30 complete songs that just aren’t right anymore. but i VOW to compete this shit soon -
hey, world. thanks for a great year. we put out a record that i think’s pretty good, did some fun tours, did our first headlining tour, etc. we won’t be doing much till april but hopefully we can plan some cool stuff for when we’re ready to play again.
love y’all, thanks 🙏
had my fav dream again last night where we played our first show back post covid but none of us knew any of the songs so we apologized and refunded everyone
played a show once to one other person - the opener. even the promoter couldn’t come. got paid $350 from the bar though because people were getting hammered somewhere in that venue ..
facebook just reminded me that 15 years ago, while borrowing a guitar from someone and playing norma jean’s memphis will be laid to waste at a house show, i swung the guitar around my shoulder and it detached and struck the kid who let me borrow it in the eyeball
first tour since 2019 coming up in the spring. gonna be joined by
@bodymeatco
and
@DEEPERCHI
for select dates.
poster design by
@KelseyNiziolek
tickets go on sale friday here:
see you soon :)
you’re already in the future ...
THE SERVER IS IMMERSED streaming everywhere.
pre-order ENTERTAINMENT, DEATH at the link in our bio.
watch the video below.
thank you.
it’s 2008. u just bought TWO packs of smokes and a Mucho Mango (u can afford it). u take a hit of fake acid in the CVS parking lot and then go home. it starts kicking in as you watch the light dance off the menorah and blast Strawberry Jam. so, u are me then.
happy holidays! our gift to ourselves was writing/recording/mixing a record in 7 days in the mountains with a great friend - and being really excited about how it came out 🤯
ok i’ve fallen on desperate times, that being my life. do you want me to mix your music? i will give it a shot and if you don’t like it, fine. and if you do you can pay me.
hey guess what we’re doing a tour soon w/
@strange_rangerr
it’s going to be fun i would imagine. we’re also doing some college shows in April. enjoy these posters :::::::
always on my mind ...
I SUCK THE DEVIL’S COCK streaming everywhere
pre-orders for ENTERTAINMENT, DEATH at the link in our bio and music video below
thank you for listening
damn having panic attacks every day, can’t tell if i got a dry cough or a wet cough or i just smoke, not going out unless it’s to my job where i have to serve drunk st patty and company, cleaning up their putrid vomit, someone please
THE DOOR 7” is available for streaming today with an official release on 1/22. we will have copies of the “CLOSED” variant available on tour. you can listen at the link in our bio. thank you :)