Simon P. Flute
@thesimonflute
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VPI ‘98 - Alcohol 🙌 - former Sigma Chi ballhazer - Blacksburg High Trap Shooting Coach
Virginia, USA
Joined June 2024
Prayers up to the penn state kid that chopped his meat off while on acid. #youllneverwalkalone.
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Just got a Coors speaker hahaha. Gonna look so sick. Fits my vibe of boozing and chilling
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Some people may think the pinnacle of the Auburn vs Bama rivalry is the iron bowl. Those people aren’t familiar with Con Con vs Benj Benj 2025.
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@chaddavis2026 No way. I heard he just had a crazy acid trip and lost his mind and cut it up and was running around the halls.
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The BV might have to works its magic and get Con Con on the Tupapi podcast.
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Looking back at this in retrospect, both candidates possess such masculinity and poise. However, I think Con Con wins this battle until Benj Benj can figure out how to remove the PS4 controller from his mouth.
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In case anybody was wondering I’m drinking beers out of an ifc stein. Yes I’m better than you and yes I’m in a super sick frat.
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Could the town of Blacksburg open up an Orvis store? Patagonia? Columbia? Why are there no men’s clothing options besides the stupid student store.
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Surrounded by a bunch of dumb Minnesota liberals. Let’s go Hokies
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In the coop. Looking for RAJ RAJ. Vt BV I need covering fire.
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This country needs main stream rock music more than ever. This shit is so fucking garbage
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Happy new years VT burnerverse. Here’s to a new years of:. 13-0 BRENT PRY FOOTBALL. Getting turnt the fuck up with RAJ RAJ on the coop dance floor. Brian Hart not teaching financial analytics anymore . Metallica having the LITTEST concert of all time at LANE STADIUM.
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@BrodyBowens Can’t wait to shove my phone in this dudes face at the coop and look around and know the VT BV has my back.
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@kwameisback @realfan_1 @chaddavis2026 This makes the most sense out of all the possible ridiculous ways this could’ve gone down.
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The Virginia tech men’s basketball team couldn’t make a shot if the rim was the size a 32 gallon trash can.
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@jimmy_buckets32 Hey Tank, . I just got out of my last final (yes at 3:00 on the final exam day) . I’m going to enjoy the comfort of my own aparmtent and devour hot Cheetos and pop tarts while playing no build solos for 5 hours. Warm regards,.Simon.
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Been a pretty good day. Got to see the Martin guitar headquarters
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There’s some people that are so weird looking you can’t describe them with words, just have to give ur buddy a side eye as a signal.
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Old naked guys in gym locker rooms can go fuck themselves. Ur good bro you can wear dirty underwear for 10 minutes. Nobody needs to see your fat love handles and droopy ballsack.
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Travis Hunter’s girlfriend makes Jeanty the real winner.
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Scrub daddy for sponges is like Steph Curry for the NBA. Complete. Game. Changer.
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@Campus_Cuties Why did I go Virginia tech man. (I don’t think I could even make eye contact with this girl).
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John Love is the best player on Virginia techs roster and it’s not close.
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Of everyone in the fridge, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I WANT A CORONA SUNRISE. #merrychristmaseve
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Jake Elliot needs to get lynched. This is unacceptable for a professional athlete to be this poor at the EASIEST FUCKING POSITION.
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Yeah so I’ll buy a lottery ticket.
Prediction: OSU: 33 ND: 24. Henderson will have 2 touchdowns and Riley Leanoard will 1 rushing.
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Haven’t heard much about Benj Benj recently. Hope he’s doing well….
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Final meal for the semester. Happy Christmas break everyone.
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There’s many things I love about sorority date parties but the best part of it all is getting to spend hours with random twinks in other fraternities you have nothing in common with.
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“Bro fuck nyc bro im chill bro im in charlotte bro.” #SHRINK @kurt_macguire @OmarDaThird @nightowelvicti1
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Can’t believe I typed this out.
Just saw a cadet that could ruin my life.
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UGA is going to steamroll into the chip. The top side of the bracket is so much more competitive.
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Once the seasons over all of these magical “commanders fans” that only started pulling for them this year will diseapear.
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Yeah I’ll take one iced milk with a dash of coffee please
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Taking an introduction the theatre class has opened my eyes to some hairstyles, hair colors, and fierce body odors that truly make me want to kill my self.
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The standard for the men in these 100 men in 24 hours challenge must be really low if guys like this can tap.
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YN YN YN YN YN YN FN FN FN FN DN DN DN DN DN.
You can’t use “YN” if you’re not black. Are you crazy?.
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Evaluating how hot the mom of the girl you will date/marry is something every man should value. #skinnymandate.
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Prediction: OSU: 33 ND: 24. Henderson will have 2 touchdowns and Riley Leanoard will 1 rushing.
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Way too early predictions: 8-4. UofSC: L.Vandy: W.ODU: W.Wofford: W.NC State: L.Wake Forest: W.GT: W.Cal: W.Louisville: L.FSU: L.Miami: W.UVA: W
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Stuck next to an Indian guy in the library. Overly loud rap music coming from AirPods ✅.Working on a coding project typing as loud as possible ✅.Drinking….Dunkin ✅.Makes me want to kill myself ✅.
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It just means for to Leavitt and Skattebo. That’s how a white man runs the fucking football.
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Just saw Bob Dylan. Actually thought it was very good. Would’ve enjoyed some bits on his 70s career however.
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Final Score Predictions:. Eagles: 38 Commanders: 24. Bills: 27 Chiefs 24.
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I may have grown up but 2017-2019 mumble rap will always hit hard.
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Jared verse you are a pussy and saquon sleeps with your wife.
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Sometimes have to take a break from the eagles, CCR, and the stones to listen to some really inspiring lyrics.
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Too optimistic? Possibly. Not fun to be negative abt ur team tho.
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@shedurrrr The grenadine in this for me is Jamal Crawford for the 2013 clippers. Adds the flash but doesn’t get in the way of the stars . Merry Xmas JC.
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