I discovered a few years ago that my blood group isn't what my mom has been telling me since years now. I questioned her and she legit said "papa ka AB hai mera A hai toh tera A hoga na". Mummy ne LCM nikaal diya blood group ka😭😭

@tanayygarg 1 for me pls jiju 🙏

@KhullarBhavay 😎

pata hai

why does having very close female friends feel like I’m cheating on my long distance best friend?????

Studying super hard so that my great grandkids can be atleast half as cultured as tara sutaria

@itnamatsharma that’s because you didn’t meet me in january

i can watch padmalakshmi cook all day I might even sit on the burner for her

real id se aao udit narayan ji

@itnamatsharma my allowance mommy?

@avanafill why is he scratching the bebe like that 😭😭😭

@manosodium 😭😭😭

I’m an empath (patient ko enema dene ke baad mai bathroom gayi)

RT @tyjaaae: that 26-32 yr old man that’s outside every weekend Friday-Sunday until 5 am is not your soulmate my heart!

RT @GUACAWOLE: The cheat code really is to wake up, wash face, brush teeth, leave for the gym immediately.

RT @garlicbr3ad4lyf: the worst thing a girl can do to herself is fall in love with a ganjedi

@itnamatsharma @ranveerbrar brar ji pyaar se bole toh mai eiffel tower bana lu biryani kya cheez hai

Europe jaane ke liye jo shinchan visa lagta hai vo kitne time mein aa jaata hai dosto?