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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
1 year
TW: sexual assault . They robbed and raped a *child* .From the structured way they operated, I would be surprised if it was the first time. Stop. Giving. Badges & Uniforms. To. Rempit. Fucks. Out. Of. School.
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@therealsunarpu
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4 months
“Cuti la dalam negara.”. Pantat korang la.
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@therealsunarpu
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1 month
2026 lapor diri di pulapol
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
2 years
this conversation ended rather abruptly
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@therealsunarpu
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4 years
BREAKING: CHATIME RELEASE STATEMENT
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@therealsunarpu
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9 months
Dear Mei Li, . Read a fucking book. Suriana.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
4 years
dapat info saranan deegee untuk total lockdown ditolak sekali lagi hihihi.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
2 years
Attention: I have two tickets (CAT 2) for Taylor Swift in Singapore (March 7th). $328 each. Not for sale or anything, just showing off. Thanks.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
this is the happy ending our “saya sebatang pen” karangan deserve.
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the. pen.
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
nurul ajak pangkah PH ❎ 🗳️
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
Saja nak cerita. Nabawan is under parlimen Pensiangan. It’s represented by Arthur Kurup. YB Arthur is Timbalan Menteri Kerja Raya. Make of it what you will.
@sitikasim
Siti Kasim
3 years
SK Nangkawangan, School in Nabawan, Sabah - In this day and age, we still have kids going to school like this.
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@therealsunarpu
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1 month
Jujur juga KK Kiulu. The new normal.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
8 months
if madey says it then that dude must really have done it.
@ASTROARENA
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8 months
Cari siapa dalang serangan asid ke atas Faisal Halim -- Tun M.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
@ayuazizz Saya pun setuju, jangan pakai baju kelawar even baju tu comfy…Kesian nanti kelawar nak pakai baju apa 😢.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
11 months
my favourite genre is “malaysian politicians abroad who magically can get by on foot/ public transport; sans outriders and motorcades”.
@tzafrul_aziz
Tengku Zafrul 🇲🇾
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Disebabkan mogok, penerbangan dari Berlin dibatalkan. Bila flight cancel, habis huru-hara plan untuk Misi Pelaburan dan Perdagangan ni. Apa plan B? Kita naik kereta api. Alhamdulillah, walaupun mengambil masa lebih lama, perjalanan lancar ke Hamburg. #MalaysiaMADANI
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@therealsunarpu
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7 years
Google banner ad on point @NajibRazak
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
Ok KPM no need lawatan sambil belajar to Finland anymore ok
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
shared without comment
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
@DavidJuurlink No, David. Before vaccines, everyone lived forever.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
how tf is Sabah phase 2 lmao we just started arranging beds along the hospital walkways.
@AHakimRahman
Hakim Rahman
3 years
Status Fasa PPN mengikut Negeri-Negeri:. Fasa 1:.Kedah, Selangor, N. Sembilan, Melaka, Johor, KL & Putrajaya. Fasa 2:.Kelantan, Terengganu, Pahang, Perak, Penang & Sabah. Fasa 3:.Perlis, Sarawak & Labuan.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
Not sure what triggered the tweets about KKM nursing horror stories but I’ll just say this: for every rotten apple you encounter there are a hundred overworked, underpaid angels working miracles on a daily basis. Don’t pukul rata on the basis of your personal biases pls.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
1 year
there was a whole room of people at BIG Pharmacy who wrote, shot, edited, approved for release and paid for this. In 2023 Malaysia.
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🏴Theguywiththestartattoo🏴
1 year
Dear Indian people. Watch this and let me know how you feel. Am I overreacting? They keep deleting my comments tho
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3 years
in conclusion, doctors make terrible lawmakers. patutlah che det diktator.
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3 years
the most boomer image on Twitter today
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2 years
Kid screaming as we inserted a paracetamol suppository:. “SAKITNYA DI KEPALA, BUKAN DI SITU!”. 💀💀😂.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
1 year
So Tony Fernandes doesn’t speak any Malay. mau kena tarik balik mykad dia ka? Or that only applies to cina bukit and India estets
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1 year
why she can fancy plate i cannot?
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
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@therealsunarpu
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6/1/2025
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2 years
gais we have solved neonatal jaundice
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@therealsunarpu
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7 years
"Azrul" should be used as an adjective. E.g: Complaining about contributing 2% of your salary to your wife's EPF is such an Azrul thing to do.
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therealsunarpu
3 years
@NewsBFM “He was also given a bag of kibbles” is the happy ending I’m here for.
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
Kisah sedih ringkas
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@therealsunarpu
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4 years
orang gila tak sedar diri
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@therealsunarpu
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1 year
Honest question: how do we complete skyscrapers so much faster than hospitals? Technically less challenging? Or politically more important.
@fdajesfry
GUS FIR
1 year
1. KLCC mercu tanda pertama Malaysia, ppl excited bcs it put Malaysia on the map.2. Najib launched Merdeka 118 to rival Mahathir’s legacy, KLCC.3. Merdeka 118 dilihat tiada keperluan sbb masih ada menara PNB + lambakan skyscraper.4. Masa announced bangunan ni, 1MDB dah exposed.
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It’s easy to blame “outsiders” but bukan PTD KKM je bermasalah. Doctors sendiri cm cibai. We are failing our younglings
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
When I was in school we visited Zoo Johor where I saw a monkey fling it’s doodoo. Antara dua darjat
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2 years
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4 years
CPR on a hospital bench. Man fuck this shit @MuhyiddinYassin if you have balls one on one lai la.
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
@airasia @tieykaatieykott Noel. Seriously. Is this what you want to be doing in life? Making excuses for capitalist scum, while earning barely liveable wages and getting mad abuse in return. Was this your ambition in school, Noel? To be a macai of the Man?.
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1 year
One entire nursing department (minus 1) quit to pindah Singapore 🥹.Hancurrrrr.
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@therealsunarpu
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8 months
If you remember drinking this, your old ass now suffers from recurrent back pain
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
Is this tweet from 2008 or 2013 or 2019 because I can’t tell anymore.
@fmtoday
Free Malaysia Today
2 years
JUST IN: PH has the numbers to form govt, says Anwar.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
Patient from pusat tahanan, handcuffs in place, went ALHAMDULILLAH when we said they could be discharged. And that’s the moment I realised our wards are worse than being in a prison cell 😂.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
Yesterday I chose not to attend a previously planned birthday gathering, in light of the current covid situation. The host wasn’t happy. “We are all vaccinated what.” . Today I woke up to a call from the birthday boy asking for advice, because his son had tested positive. 🤷🏽‍♂️.
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3 years
This crowd. To sign a plaque. To "officiate" (??) a fucking overhead pedestrian crossing. In the middle of a fucking pandemic.
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@NST_Online
New Straits Times
1 year
#NSTworld Singapore will pay nurses a bonus of up to SGD$100,000 (about RM356,615) to encourage them to stay in the public health system as the city-state deals with a staff shortage and a rapidly ageing society.
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@therealsunarpu
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6 months
KKM probably has like, two reproductive endocrinologists but twitter has about twenty thousand alhamdulillah.
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1 year
@naninazria @missqweentypo If I paid 500 bucks for that steak damn right I’m taking a photo first.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
2 years
@fathinfasha @Sir_Azri kalau nak menyakau pakai warna apa.
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2 years
@fmtoday doesn’t matter, taxi uncle still ask “MAS ke AirAsia?”.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
To my HO & MO friends who are contemplating resigning if transferred to Borneo: . Firstly, let me promise you that I understand your trepidation. You may have elderly parents, or young kids. You may have a mortgage. Most of us have some combination/all of the above. (1/n).
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@therealsunarpu
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10 months
The honorable (lol) ex minister doesn’t even bother to hide his racism any longer
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1 year
echoing what a colleague said recently: sunway is building a second kkm.
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1 year
Selamat pagi encik, kami buat panggilan dari pusat pencegahan scam kebangsaan NSRC. Nama saya Ivan Wong. Yes Ivan, how can I help you. Kami ada dapat aduan nombor ini terlibat dalam scam. Betul ka encik? . Yes betul Ivan. Saya la tauke besar Winbox Judi Malaysia.
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@therealsunarpu
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4 months
@Beberuruang Nothing below 1k for Sabah return. Anjing kapitalis.
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@therealsunarpu
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10 months
@aswaliaaa Yup for the first two years haha. Then 12 for the next two years. Everyone called me an idiot for offering 14 as starters .Malaysia is heaven for exploitative bosses.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
@dylawok Dari mana la mahathir kutip makhluk ni.
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2 years
@chairman_GLC Gelak at people asking her to keep receipts. Ok sure bro I’ll keep my 1000 sports equipment purchase receipt against my 4000000 income.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
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Look at this block D ward at HSA JB:. - overcrowded; patients in corridor .- dirty, poorly ventilated .- ancient equipment (that rusty bed and drip standb probably older than the patient using it). Tell me again “etika pemakaian” is the major issue here. Photo credit: @carolyong
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
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My friend, a brilliant young heart surgeon, had this to day yesterday:
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@rafidah72
Dr Rafidah Abdullah
1 year
RINTIHAN. Lebih 26 tahun saya mencurahkan khidmat kepada KKM. Mengambil ujian kepakaran luar negara (duit sendiri) sambil bekerja sepenuh masa. Ini dinamakan laluan PARALLEL atau parallel pathway. Satu cara yang telah bertapak di KKM berpuluh tahun. TAPI, tapi, tapi …. ada
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2 years
@NazmiHanafiah Both used “pukimak” at some point this is the bangsa malaysia Mahathir always wanted.
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@therealsunarpu
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Incidentally Kuching to KK, distance wise, is approximately the same as JB to Phuket.
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
this was when we ceased being taken seriously as a nation
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@therealsunarpu
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1 year
Myairlines definitely knew they were going under and wanted to con us one last time lol. Case in point: Booked a domestic ticket for 59 bucks less than 24 hours before travel…I should have know it was too good to be true haha. Kitai punya airline 😂.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
2 years
TIL Liam Gallagher speaks manglish.
@liamgallagher
Liam Gallagher
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@karlrigby1981 I was there a few years ago Cmon la keep up.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
@AzamLambert @khairizulkafli_ yes lagi berbaloi. but the point is our people shouldn’t have to cross the causeway to earn a dignified living.
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therealsunarpu
1 year
Hah?? Tolong stop Buat kerja ni Encik. *hangs up* . 43 seconds. Fastest I’ve got rid of scammers so far, 2024 is off to a positive start. 017 258 7272 if anyone wants to have fun with Ivan Wong.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
11 months
we have become Mexico lol.
@NewsBFM
BFM News
11 months
1. Singaporeans are capitalising on the weaker ringgit by buying medicines at much lower prices in Malaysia, reports NST. However, there are concerns that some pharmacies in Johor are allegedly closing one eye to the need for doctor-issued prescriptions.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
2 years
Once when I was treating kids in the child abuse ward, there was a mom who had come to us sehelai sepinggang because she fled her abusive partner. No clothes no documents, nothing on her. Her partner threatened to harm her (or worse) should she step foot home again.
@datukhensem
Datuk Jahat Hensem
2 years
Woah. Rupanya kes bunuh dekat shopping mall di Sabah tu, family dah report polis sehari sebelum sebab lelaki tu dah bagi ancaman. Next day mangsa kena bunuh. Menjawab lah pegawai balai polis tu.
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@therealsunarpu
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4 years
Cognitive dissonance.
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@therealsunarpu
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@BrendyBoyle Twitter fashion guy just creamed his perfectly tailored pants.
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@therealsunarpu
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8 months
Talentcorp doing “UK Outreach Program” to bring home Malaysian talent. Sedangkan pakar here berbondong-bondong resign tak endah pun. Malaysians in NHS > Malaysians in @KKMPutrajaya kot.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
@501Awani Kucing aku sakit pun aku tak tidur la samdol you ain’t that special.
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@therealsunarpu
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1 year
Not hating on the nurses, our best final offer can’t even be mentioned in the same breath as the average SG renumeration package. If I were young, commitment free and in their shoes I would do the exact same.
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@therealsunarpu
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4 years
@ellfmrzsmn Everytime I think this government has hit rock bottom they start digging again.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
2 years
insider secret: unit kewangan doesn’t like you booking your own flights and claiming it back later. Kroni susah cari makan 😂.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
4 years
eager to see which tweet he passive aggressively Likes next.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
3 years
Stock problem is money problem. Money problem is KKM’s problem. But we are not ready to have that conversation yet.
@zainahumairah
umairah 🇲🇾
3 years
“Mengambil tindakan sewajarnya agar insiden tidak berulang”. Satu-satunya tindakan adalah menambah peruntukan KKM. Tiada peruntukan, tiadalah stok ubat 🤷🏻‍♀️ . But of course, no one’s ready for that conversation. Yang salah tetap pegawai farmasi.
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
why name hospitals after people who would never even pandang them.
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2 years
@arfdy12 Are these the same person? Wtf man filters these days are 🤯.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
my brother in Deen, looks like priority is to remain unemployed 🙏🏻
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
4 years
We wanted a shadow cabinet & an alternative COVID strategy but yea guess this will do 👌🏻.
@fahmi_fadzil
Fahmi Fadzil 🇲🇾
4 years
Fazura.
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@therealsunarpu
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1 year
@DGHisham @BoBoiBoy Now you’re just throwing together random words from Urban Dictionary.
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@therealsunarpu
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@hadiharhar Because kongkek is life threatening emergency.
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1 year
🙋🏾‍♂️ I’m old enough to remember when MAS was consistently ranked Top 10 in the world. I remember a Lat comic about it in the NST too. How the mighty have fallen.
@NewsBFM
BFM News
1 year
1. Malaysia Airlines will allow passengers to bring their own meals on selected routes, reports The Malaysian Insight. This will be subject to liquids, aerosols, and gels (LAGs) requirements, MAB told ticket holders in an email.
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4 years
probably the only remaining chinese BN supporter in Malaysia
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2 years
@NgaKorMing can someone on Nga's team hide his handphone and change all his passwords for the next 48H.
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1 year
Me: Listen, your child looks to have a viral fever, contagious, I can rule out Covid bla bla . Them: iya duktur, saya & bini (next to him, 2 feet from me) skrg memang tengah positif . Me: *krik krik*.
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@harakakdailyHD Fuck him but maybe don’t call her that?.
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@therealsunarpu
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3 years
@robotys ostad bilang bagus lagi netflix and chill.
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3 years
@rafidah72 Wait, you’re a DOKTOR? Why you didn’t mention this earlier.
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3 years
@khairulaming so gais. nak cancel mcm bonia tak?.
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2 years
@SyedAkramin jangan hentak pentas, tapi boleh hentak bekas bini.
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@therealsunarpu
therealsunarpu
11 months
@joshtenet @rendigrimkvlt I wouldn’t mind being Rebecca Ferguson’s stillsuit.
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2 years
best example of how in Malaysia you not only need to work, but need to be SEEN doing the work (Sometimes don’t work but LLB also can). Moment of appreciation for all the EPs in MoH who worked themselves to the bone especially since 2020.
@StratCommX
StratCommX
2 years
Hospital Columbia Asia tu private hospital. Keje macam nk mati pun, gaji sebulan pun bleh tahan 4-5 bulan hidup . Jauh benar beza workload emergency department hosp gov yg gaji jauh lg kurang n lg sibuk . Tweet sebegini mmg sengaja mengundang makian n kecaman 😌
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4 years
While some frontliners haven’t had a day off in forever, and actual life saving surgeries are postponed for lack of OT time; can we all take a second to acknowledge the amazing CHEEK of Rina Harun in taking medical leave for COSMETIC surgery in the middle of a fucking pandemic.
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@therealsunarpu
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2 years
lmao why are so many young kkm doctors economic neoliberals. i know your paychecks y’all are one crisis away from being B20s yourselves.
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@therealsunarpu
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@wenkt Plus Online transfer to personal account 💯👍.
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