Shelbi Blackstone
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Sports Luva! Corp Consultant & Empire Builder! Go after whatever the hell gives you goosebumps! Take the risk! No regrets!
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Today, may all your vibes say...
I’ve Got This! 🙌🙌🙌
Stop acting like you live twice!😉
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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.
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You aren’t stuck at home, you’re safe at home.
Perspective.
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I just want to apologize to the people I called old at 40ish when I was 20. 😬
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You spoiled brats with your flavored Cheerios. When I was a kid, Cheerios had one flavor...paper.
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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.
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To see or not to see. This 40+ish stuff is bullsh! 😉
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Waiting on friends who are always late. Guys, I get it! Happy New Year! Stay safe! 😉
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Shout out to hoodies 🙌🙌🙌
Cold? Hoodie
Raining? Hoodie
No bra? Hoodie
Nothing to wear? Hoodie
Tragic low self esteem? You already know
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Ladies, check on your friends. Rider down! I repeat, rider down!
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No matter how cold it is outside, someone is still sleeping with the fan on.
It’s me. I’m someone.
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Apologies in advance but due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. 😬
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I hope Google never crashes. I know maybe 8 or 9 things 🤷♀️
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Could use some prayers or super duper vibes if you have any to spare. Wow life, wow. Give me strength.
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No matter how big your bank account, your car or house is, our graves are all still the same size.
Stay humble. 🙌
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Today is the BEST DAY EVER!
1. It’s my BIRTHDAY! 🎉
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Help me celebrate! Add value to someone today. Be kinder, check on your strong friend, shut your pie hole and listen with your face, and put pants on FFS!
You guys are amazing to me! Y’all behave!! 😉
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Hey- if a public bathroom is locked, don’t forget to try to open it repeatedly and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety.
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It’s the first B-Day in 20 years I’ve been on my own. So the abundance of wishes & cheers has been so humbling. My heart is overflowing with gratitude! It won’t let me respond to everyone but I see you! Y’all are incredible. THANK YOU! ❤️
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Someone said it’s past hoodie season. I challenge that!
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If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up, that counts as a squat, right?
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Breakfast at the senior center with my fave Vets! I love their stories and they love my casserole! Win, Win! 😉
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Trying to figure out if I should wear my sassy or smart-assy pants today. Decisions. Decisions. 🤔
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When this ends -and it will- every game will sell out, every resturant will have a 2 hr wait, kids will cherish school, people will appreciate their jobs, the stock market will sky rocket and we’ll all celebrate and shake hands.
That’ll be a great day.
Hang in there world!
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To the teen that flipped me off for waving and honking at you...your phone is on top of your car. Have a great day!
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Can we get back to when we were allowed to laugh at jokes?
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I still don’t like how y’all acted over toilet paper. 🤷♀️
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You’re gonna piss off a lot of people when you start doing what’s best for you. Do it anyway.
Read that again.
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You are NOT being selfish for wanting to be treated well. Remember that.
Read that again...
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I talk a lot of smack for someone who has to stand on their tippy toes to get the laundry out of the washer. 😬
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If any of you think I have my shit together...
I got stuck in my jacket trying to take it off in the drive thru and literally said “please pull this” to the lady at the window. 😫😫😫
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Have y’all ever tried to rush out of bed to pee and rush back so you don’t lose any “tired”?
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None of us sit high enough to look down on anyone. Stay humble.
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The kids and I started a new tradition today. We said their names and thanked them for their service, out loud, as we laid wreaths on each Veteran headstone. Our cups are overflowing and we’ll be honored to do it again next year. ❤️
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It’s the person you never saw coming who will change your life.
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We understood the assignment. Although we had to pivot to a soft launch due to demand, we exceeded our first month projection in One Day. ONE. Absolutely humbled. Lives will change. Do it scared 🙌
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Awards ceremony day. All the good vibes please and thanks! 🙌
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How does 1 hour of daylight savings make it dark at 5pm instead of at 8pm?
Someone is lying. 🤔
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After this week, I need to be taken out...
On a date or by a sniper...either one is fine with me at this point. 🙄
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Settle a debate...
Is Die Hard a Christmas movie or not?
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Literally everyone is going through something right now. Take a breath and just be kind.
Cheering for y’all 🙌
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I just spent 10 mins trying to pick up four ice cubes off the tile floor. Four ice cubes. Four.
Cardio done. ✅
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Dear Santa...
Before I explain, how much do you know already??
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Peace comes from boundaries, strength comes from challenges, belief comes from relentless hope!
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PSA: Right now chocolate is good for you and romaine lettuce can kill you. I’ve been training my whole life for this very moment...
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My best friend called to say it was 80° in Charleston and she was eating my fave pizza. Effective immediately, I’m accepting applications for a new best friend, obviously.🙄
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My shadow (niece) is “dis many” today. She says 5 take away 1 😂
Wish her a happy birthday! 🎈
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Does anyone know how to un-spoil a child? I think I messed up mine.😬
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Morning to everyone except those who have all of their Xmas shopping done. No one likes a show-off 😉
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Can someone have a chat with my internal alarm clock and let it know how unnecessary it is to be awake so early? Cool, thanks!
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I love when my Christmas tree is the only light in the room. 🌲
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How did we go from Dec 1st to Dec 20th in 2 days? 🤔
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Whoever snuck Friday in here, I adore you. LFG! Morning y’all! ☕️
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A snake dropped from a tree on the hood of my truck while driving this morning. In case coffee wasn’t strong enough, heart attack seems like the next most logical step.
I. Am. Awake. Y’all behave! 😉
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Grateful for a fresh start and a fresh heart today. Morning y’all! ☕️
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High five to the astronauts who left Earth yesterday. Good choice.
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Ladies mark our territory by leaving our hair everywhere. Everywhere.
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Sometimes miracles are just good people with good hearts. ✨
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In case you’re new here, let me bring you up to speed...
Kind people are my people 🙌
And coffee. And bacon. And tacos.
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If I use the 😉 emoji, there’s a 1000% chance I actually winked.
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Best friends who send you the comfiest hoodies EVER are PRICELESS ❤️
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When this is all over, I’m throwing the biggest St. Paddy’s Easter de Mayo end of Summer party in the history of ever!
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This week couldn’t have gone better! Immeasurably grateful for all of your cheers and well wishes!! 🙌
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Egg prices are up (almost double) but chicken prices are down. Are they on strike?
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Time to get leg day done and then recharge my soul with my kiddos.🙏🏼Happy Sunday y’all! ☕️
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That empty space in your bed is much better than having the wrong person next to you.
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Obviously the worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses. Y’all...look away. 🤦♀️
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When you hug someone and you start to pull away but they hold on a little tighter. That’s the best.
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Do smoke detector batteries only die in the middle of the night?
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Some people create their own storms and then get aggravated when it rains. 🤔
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Heading into Target. See you in about two hundred bucks. 🤦♀️
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How am I supposed to have a sword fight without the Christmas wrapping paper tube? This thick brown paper alternative is unacceptable.
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Can’t wait to drive around a look at Xmas decorations and lights with the kids. One of the best parts of the season! 🎄
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The REAL MVPs:
Truck/Delivery drivers
Postal wrks
Medical prof.
Grocery/Gas station wkrs
1st Responders
Educators
TSA/Flight attendants
Bartenders/Food Svc
Hospitality/Cleaning Crews
Warehouse/Factory wkrs
The ENTIRE service industry is busting their tails. Be grateful AF!
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Everyone has those days. Just give yourself grace and know that tomorrow is a new day for a fresh heart. 🙏🏼
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No one has started the debate over Die Hard being a Xmas movie so it’s not Christmas season yet. Sorry… science. 🤷🏻♀️
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So we gave the “Merchant of Death” arms dealer back to Russia in exchange for the Basketball player who packed her medical vape? That seems equitable😳
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My coping skills include drinking coffee, tasteless humor, and looking up stuff on the internet. This is how I get through approx 87% of life.
Where’s my tribe? 🙌
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Another HUGE shoutout to the amazing delivery service peeps who are killing themselves to get us all the stuff we don’t need, at the last minute because the holidays were a surprise this year. 😳
Y’all are the real MVPs! 🙌🙌🙌
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Sometimes you just have to let things be, and that’s A-OK 😉
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Heard this and it hits big. If your holiday season is especially hard, break your tradition and do something different. Volunteer, give your value to causes close to your heart, join people who give your soul comfort. Love that! 🙌
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Double dog dare y’all to be kinder than you feel today! 😉
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