pov: you're the hot waiter and you asked me how the food is tasting and I said "everything's great" without making eye contact because I panicked but hope you'll think it's mysterious and
ask me out
*talking to my therapist about a career switch*
me: “but what if im not good at the new thing”
her: “well it sounds like you already aren’t that great at what you’re doing now”
😨 ate me up i fear