Theo Schneider
@theoschneider5
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Wiffle ball pitcher. Belly-itcher. Non-weight lifter. Pie connoisseur. Air breather.
Amsterdam
Joined June 2009
RT @BostonRob: Over 20 years ago I took Amber to @fenwaypark for the first time! The @redsox let me throw out the first pitch..they went o…
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This score bug is an atrocity. Translucent background? What are we doin
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Kanye tweeting through a mental breakdown and NBA twitter in DEFCON 1. As a website we might be back.
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RT @EddieBarstool: Just made a cash offer for this Ditka sign at a hot dog stand in Libertyville. The owner declined. He knows what he has.…
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“I don’t want to waste your time” is always so funny to me. Work or social setting. You’re not. And I’m not wasting yours. Neither of our time is valuable. Life is the longest thing we’ll ever do. And it’s only okay.
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spend more money dickheads
Completely fix baseball with four words.
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Octavio Dotel played for 13 teams. Put some respect on his name.
Not enough people talk about Matt Stairs • MLB's premier journeyman pinch-hitter • 265 HR, .832 OPS, 19 MLB seasons • 2008 WS Champ with Philadelphia • Only had 500+ AB 2x, but raked! • Built like a modern HACK Wilson • Played for 12 teams (most ever) • Hit 23 pinch-hit HR (most ever) • Canadian and coaches hockey • Higher OPS as PH than starter • In the Canadian Baseball HOF • Iconic HR in the 2008 NLCS • 1 of 2 players in MLB history with at least 20 pinch-hit home runs (along with PH specialist Cliff Johnson); Stairs's mark of 23 pinch-dingers represents an unbreakable record in the age of the Universal DH
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therapist cancelled our session tonight because she’s sick??? didn’t even know that was legal. what the hell, I’d argue.
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RT @vangoghmuseum: In the deepest blues, Van Gogh found beauty and hope 💙 #BlueMonday 🖼️ © MoMA
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guys clapping to themselves in the gym after a set should be publicly stoned
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one hell of a weekend to seek out and then actively engage in self destructive behavior
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hell yeah Bob, hit him cleanup
The Chicago White Sox have agreed to terms with INF Bobby Dalbec on a minor-league contract which includes a non-roster invite to Spring Training.
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the immaculate grid board I put together this morning should have a national monument erected in its honor
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