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Turd of Clan Ferguson | Transtransgender male = transgender male born in cis male body | Prounouns = I/me, you/you, he/him/she/her/it, we/us, you/you, they/them

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So X put me in Twitmo for a full week, first offense, for my reply about that gigantic woman who is suing Lyft because she couldn’t fit in the car. Does anyone have any insight? Because I just don’t get it.
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@TonySeruga Looks like he’s playing Zack Galifianakis in a glow-up comedy set in the 70s
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Looks like he’s playing Zack Galifianakis in a glow-up comedy set in the 70s
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Travis Kelce is a broken man.
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@Intel_Dork Correct. My kids as well.
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Why not full-contact?
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NFL ran this ad where a black girl takes on an entire team of male athletes:
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@EndWokeness Why not full-contact?
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@AuronMacintyre Why not full-contact?
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@verbalriotshow Fair enough
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RT @matt_vanswol: I have some sad news. This morning, three of the Mountain Mules, who became famous for carrying supplies through the mo…
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@Samantha_SN1 Amen
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@assliken 🎯
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RT @assliken: Jokes on you nobody understood a word he was saying
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@atrupar I know you’re feeling big feelings right now, but we need to find a constructive outlet for them
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RT @NewsM101: The jokes write themselves.
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@esjesjesj what?
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@GovernorShapiro Elgses
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LOL got em
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@PiperK @CommunityNotes come get ur girl
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@karlykingsley @CommunityNotes come get ur girl
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@PiperK You believe that tweet? With that font?
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@DrClownPhD Not if their balls don’t touch
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