You know you're in a good poker game when a dealer is paid in cocaine

Underground poker tournament in Israel A player faces a jam on the river. He pulls out the book on Live Poker Tells and starts searching for something. After 10 minutes of research he makes a call and tables the mortal nuts.

I know 16 good ways to stay sane on a poker downswing and none of them bloody works

It's annoying when they claim to be accepting cards and then refuse to let me pay with an ace of diamonds

If he can't make your toes shake, go all-in for half of your net worth with a PLO hand

Sup red flags

Poker players, stop trying so hard to seem intellectual. You produce more salad than a vegan restaurant. We all are just gamblers who (supposedly) use our brain a bit more than other types of gamblers. Get over yourselves.

Worst crimes in relationship with poker player: Blowing up their phone during session "What do you mean you don't know when you finish playing?" Causing drama during downswing "Baby I know that the game is good I am just slightly concerned that they're bandits who carry weapons"

When you're on a worst downswing of your existence and some momma's philosopher tells you "Everything happens for a reason"

"3 lambos in the makeup" merch to help successful and inspirational poker players of Instagram and Twitter keep it real - how is that for a business idea?

@realcharder30 Are you mansplaining?

In poker some weeks are a dog's ass

People called out for using GTO Wizard at WSOP is a genius PR stunt Note how they resisted the urge to hire girl in a bra and went with average guys That being said I am available for running sims at APT "How to make Doug Polk advertise you 10 minutes for free" Y'all got played

World Series of busted in the 64th place

If someone wants to turn my life into a living hell they just need to get my mom's number, call her and explain her what makeup is and casually add that I am being staked

@LappyPoker Q4 that is afraid to get counterfeit?

Me after breakup: nothing Me on a losing streak: I wanna cut my hair. And dye it brown. Make it dark. Like the mood of my backers.

Discovered Omaha 8 and every way you can misread your hand and the board as a beginner. ... it's quite a big pot and no, turns out, we don't have a low 🤡

Any chance there is an ornithologist here? My mom picked up an injured young crow in Russia. Nothing broken, looked like he was attacked by cat. Bigger crows wanted her to take the little one There are no ornithologists in town, regular vet won't know what to do, how to help?