Todd Munson
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Stand up comic. Writer. Bike nerd. Bleed Husker Red and Dodger Blue. Raised by wolves.
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It's me, the Top Gun superfan who wrote this article.
Strap in and give it a read.
This ‘Top Gun’ superfan lived out his dogfighting dreams in Las Vegas:
#TopGun
#TopGunMaverick
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There's having a pit crew and then there's having
@ValtteriBottas
as your pit crew.
@tiffanycromwell
took the sprint for third here at BWR.
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Vin Scully says goodbye to longtime Dodger photographer Jon SooHoo following his final broadcast on October 2, 2016.
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Kenley brought a banda onto the field to serenade the pitching staff during warmups. It’s over for the Cubs tonight.
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The bandwagon fans of the ODRC couldn't last an hour in the asylum that raised us.
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The folks who've spent the last year with "the 'rona has a 98% survivability rate" as their catchphrase are sure taking the literal one-in-a-million chance at getting a blood clot pretty seriously.
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I hadn't seen or spoken to my dad in over 20 years but last week I was asked to write his obituary. This is what my brother and I came up with.
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There were three flower arrangements at our dad's memorial service and this was one of them. Since
@TrevAlberts
and the
@Huskers
probably can't lay a fat bet on the game, we'll allow it. Thank you and GBR.
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Current MLB managers who never managed (or coached) in the Minors:
Dave Roberts, David Ross, Skip Schumacher, Dave Martinez, Craig Counsell, Bob Melvin, Alex Cora, AJ Hinch, Dusty Baker, Aaron Boone, Mark Kotsay, Scott Servais, and Kevin Cash.
@extrabaggs
Has Alyssa Nakken managed a team in the minors? That's normally a prerequisite if you have never played in the majors.
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For everyone who complains that cyclists never stop at stop signs, I’d like to present this video of 15 drivers running a stop sign in our neighborhood in under 5 minutes.
#BikeLA
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Get yourself an F1 superstar boyfriend who's waiting for you at the finish line with cold drinks and takes care of your bike for you.
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In honor of Clayton Kershaw's record breaking night, here's is my favorite photo I've ever snapped of the GOAT.
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The Huskers may have come up short
#ForMilt
but the support my brother (the little dude in the Members Only) and I have received from Husker Nation and beyond has been incredible and we can't thank y'all enough. After the game, he left our dad's jacket at Memorial Stadium.
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@HankRStevenson
@WolfVanHalen
@MammothWVH
Hank, this take is so bad I'm honestly stunned you don't pay $8 a month for a blue checkmark.
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Friends are getting push notices about our dad. This is getting ridic.
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My wife and I stabbed so many people the Dodgers invited us to watch BP down on the field.
It’s giving loyalty to my team while simultaneously not wanting to get stabbed, ya know?
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Since the Liver King is trending, here's that time Bill Burr spotted him working out on the street.
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Gavin Lux meets with the media just like his dad did back in 1985.
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Rich Hill patted me on the shoulder of my Rich Hill game worn jersey and said “You’re looking good” and I’ve never felt more alive in my life.
#DodgersSocialMediaNight
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@JasonMcGahan
@LAmag
I just came over to say someone slapped your name on a puff piece about a woman who killed two children while she was driving over the speed limit and here you are sharing it. Gross, man.
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@Super70sSports
Looking at this pie just made the roof of my mouth blister like Spock’s face at the end of Wrath of Khan.
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Back in my bike shop days, I sold Vitali a bike for his son. As we did the paperwork, I pointed to my co-worker and said, "That guy owes me $5. If you can beat it out of him I'll let you keep half."
Vitali leaned down so he could look me in the eye and said...
Both Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko - sons of a Major General in the old Soviet Air Force - made millions as heavyweight boxing champs. They could be safely living anywhere in the world. Instead they are in their native Ukraine vowing to take up arms and fight Russia. Heroes.
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Haven't had lunch yet but I'm pretty sure my day peaked at cold calling my hometown's Big Brothers Big Sisters to let them know there's an over $11,000 donation coming their way.
Thanks again for making this happen,
@joshtweeterson
and
@JackMitchellLNK
.
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Woke: I'm worried I'm getting played out as the phrase du jour.
Hold my beer: Hold my beer.
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@mayasworld
For framed artwork that’s poster sized and larger, shipping boxes for bicycles are the jam. Most bicycle shops keep a few empty boxes on hand and 99.99% of the time they should be free. They even have built in handles. Just ask your local shop for a “bike box” and they’ll know.
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PR Pro-Tip: When someone at your Atlanta restaurant turns away Atlanta sports icon
@DWilkins21
, don't issue a statement like this when the explore section of Instagram is filled with patrons who don't meet the dress code outlined in your statement.
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Somewhere in frozen and blacked out Texas tonight, someone is going to scrape the ice off their phone and use the last drops of its 1% battery to tweet "At least I don't live in Commiefornia."
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@sports_n_stuff8
You should probably take "Marvel Comics fanatic" out of your bio if you wish ill upon those who create what you claim to love.
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@BarstoolBigCat
Milt was my dad. I wrote his obituary with the help of my brother and we know he'd be loving the attention from the degenerate community.
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@embasic
@Emergidoc
That was the best part. I kept waiting for the jump into the driver's seat.
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It's hard to be upset at a guy who gave it all he could until there was nothing left.
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@Super70sSports
Barbara Boyd, the reporter who brought us this find moment, turned 94 back in April.
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And if you're keeping score at home, there have been 127 MLB managers who never made it to the bigs and 6 of those never played professional baseball at any level. But please, keep moving the goal posts because a woman got a job interview.
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@ycsm1n
@bisexualmalina
This section of the Saturn V rocket was the flight computer. As you can see by the technicians, it was the size of an apartment and an iPhone is more powerful.
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You'll never believe this but Chris Taylor gave himself the EXACT SAME SIGN right before he walked off the Cardinals.
Does he have an itch or is he giving signs? Braves fans... I need to know.
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@VitaCoco
@JackieHTreehorn
@tonyposnanski
This is a level of petty I live for and I shall be purchasing your coconut water (or nature’s Gatorade as I like to call it) at my earliest convenience
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Dodger Fam: If there ends up being a baseball season, we should all chip-in and get these sweet puppies for Phil Bickford.
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Just woke up from a much needed nap to see SVP is on the hype train for our dad 🤯
LFG.
Thanksgiving Winners? Sure. Thankful to be 49-34-2. Thankful for all who support our late night cable tv nonsense. Hope you have a great 🦃
Mississippi State - 2
Nebraska - 1
#ForMilt
Washington +1
Michigan + 8
USC + 7
Florida - 2 1/2
LSU + 6 1/2. (Buy to 7)
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@JondavidRLongo
Hey buddy, I ordered a brick to support that flag project. Hope they spell your name right.
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@MarkDice
@kaitlancollins
You report the “news” from your basement, Mark. Let the professional grownups handle this one.
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We thought being open about his mental illness was the way to go and that there was a chance our candidness might provide a small lift to anyone who's ever been in a similar situation.
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There's no way to sugarcoat this. My friend Jeff was killed. When you're behind the wheel, put your phone down and fucking pay attention to the world around you.
This Wednesday night at 8:30pm a ghost bike will be placed at 3515 Griffith Park Blvd to memorialize the death of cyclist Jeff Jones who was killed in a crash with a u-turning delivery van. 😞 Bring flowers and candles.
#bikeLA
#SafeStreetsNow
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Let this photo serve as proof that if there's something you really love, go ahead and have all the fun you can with it. These dudes started a Mission: Impossible podcast and look where they are now.
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MLB experts are calling tonight's MLB debut of Kyle Hurt one of the greatest in baseball history.
Is this how it works,
@DevineGospel
?
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Watch Will Smith’s drenching in slow motion and you’ll see
@alannarizzo
’s first step back is in sync with the bucket going up and she waits until the last possible moment to peace out for maximum surprise. This is an elite level skill.
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Albert Pujols homering over Josh Reddick’s head is a level of petty only the ghost of Tommy Lasorda could have dreamed up.
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@SI_PeterKing
@JennyVrentas
Awful judgement on both of you. Five cyclists have been killed in San Diego this year due to moves like this.
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Welcome to the one day a year I'm ecstatic to pay $23.64 for a tall can.
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BREAKING NEWS: Ya boy is officially a certified umpire in the City of Los Angeles.
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This couple had an all-time meet cute when they randomly sat next to each other for a game against the Padres that was played 50 years ago today. They were married in 1974 and I'm pretty sure they're sitting in the exact same seats where the first met.
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@iainmartin1
Every day the Twitter Fairy sprinkles a new moron into my timeline and today that is you.
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Everyone is so distracted by whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie that nobody realizes the real villain was the Nakatomi Corporation for having their company holiday party ON Christmas Eve.
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@BaseballCentraI
It’s so cool how he stepped up in the box like he knew a curveball was coming.
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I wonder if by day 12, our local In-N-Out will start referring to me as the mystery man who comes in every day for a free Double Double because each one of these bad boys is good for a free burger.
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And here's Vitali, doing more for people on bikes in Kyiv than most mayors in the US.
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In today’s episode of Backyard Wild Kingdom, a camera mount was added to the squirrel picnic table for an up close look at Lil’ Nutz enjoying his breakfast served in a
@Dodgers
Ice Cream Helmet.
#MyDayinLA
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I built a squirrel picnic table for my buddy Lil’ Nutz.
AND IT WORKED!
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Meanwhile, thousands of bikes get left behind at Burning Man for someone else to deal with.
Whatever artistic or cultural statement organizers of
#BurningMan
planned to make this year will never be as important as the statement inadvertently made when all those people in the desert tried to drive home.
The most powerful cultural force in North America —car dependency.
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@Reiner_Jake
@morganngill_
You realize a group of people like that riding single file in the bike like would be around 50 yards long, right? Seems like you would have been just as upset if you had to wait to make a right hand turn.
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@memoytortas
@babyboymonaghan
If it helps any, back in the early 2000s I worked at a very high end bicycle shop that's pretty much on the border of LA/Weho/Beverly Hills and each of these anecdotes are totally on par with my celeb customers.
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Aubrey, you so dumb. When in the history of MLB has a player launched a pitch into the goddamn ocean and then charged the mound to beat up the pitcher?
I double dare you
@maxmuncy9
next time go get MadBum big guy. I promise you, you won’t like the results. There’s a reason no one charges him. Madison may ruin their careers. I’ve never seen a more country strong human in all my life.
@Dodgers
@SFGiants
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@TheComedyStore
@fluffyguy
was also a surprise drop-in at the House of Pies about an hour ago.
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At least Aaron Rodgers will have more time to do his own research.
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Someone put Max Van Muncy on a shirt and on the back you can list all the stadiums he’s homered in his 2019 tour.
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For the it wasn't a balk crowd, notice how this human tub of Crisco starts his delivery by doing a little dip with his right leg. That's what triggered the call.
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@JuddLegum
I’m far from being a Giants fan but the team/organization came out against this jerk’s donation when the news broke last month.
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Dick Mountain dominates the first time I wear my new Rich Hill worn jersey. Coincidence? Probably.
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.
@kirsten_watson
just told Mookie she had the team's back if a tussle had broken out against the Giants and I have to say, a former college volleyball player would be pretty good at raining down some precision blows from up top.
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... in the most bad ass heavyweight champion of the world voice you can imagine "This is what I do for $5."
Then he flicked me on the forehead with his big ass finger and we both busted out laughing.
And my co-worker let out a sigh of relief.
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@InezFeltscher
Here's what I learned in 10 minutes of reading the bill:
The 55 gallon figure is PER PERSON per day (not household) and is merely an ideal benchmark to gauge water use.
The $1,000 fine applies to water suppliers (not consumers) who do not provide general water use data in 2021.
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Sports journalism students should be required to watch Cody Bellinger press conferences as a case study in how to ask good questions because if Cody can be high AF and still able to point out that he’s been asked a dumb question then the question was probably pretty dumb.
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The real story about why Malcolm Gladwell is upset about people working from home is because he's no longer flying around the US cashing in on sweet corporate speaking gigs.
Malcolm Gladwell slams working from home: 'What have you reduced your life to?'
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Two busloads of kids from our hometown are about to have the best Husker game day ever thanks to
@joshtweeterson
@JackMitchellLNK
running wild with a bananas idea in tribute to our dad and the
@Huskers
for rolling out the red carpet.
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Hi. My name is Todd and I missed my exit for the 110 off the 105 and drove halfway to Norwalk because I was air drumming along to Tom Sawyer by Rush.
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@EvanSernoffsky
If that's the way she "falls off chairs" did you at least follow up by asking how many times she "walks into doors" in the average week?
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@Ga_Sports_Fan
@MLB
@Cody_Bellinger
@Dodgers
Or, it could be part of his pre-swing routine. The video on the left is right before he walked off the Cardinals.
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The Braves are owned by Liberty Media Group which has over $44 billion in assets. Sorry your team's ownership is cheap.
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That Houston fan wiping tears with her rally towel was goddamn delightful.
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If the Dodgers get to the bubble, they're technically have home field advantage the rest of the way which means
@djsevere
and
@DieterRuehle
better get to go so it truly is a home field advantage.
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Tony G’s college teammates are at the game and they’re all wearing cat shirts. Going to take that as a sign he’s a good dude to have in a clubhouse.
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@NiteAnusTickler
@ChrisByBike
They're in a left turn lane, likely heading to the Eagle Rock Rec Center a mere half a mile away. Colorado Blvd has a bike lane on each side. This person is so entitled to have the audacity of using a road their tax dollars help pay for.
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