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i saw this happen to a dude in a raising cane’s the other day
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the dog:
Encasing loved ones in acrylic resin, a great Father’s Day gift!
#FathersDay
#FathersDay2023
#fathersdaygift
#fathersdaygiftideas
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todd’s trying to activate VATS irl and blow his head off
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i’m not even joking this video actually scared me cause i didn’t look at the account name
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Fortnite battle royale has the most accurate depiction of a panic attack in media I’ve seen— this is EXACTLY how it feels. You can’t think, can’t speak, and sometimes even the sound of a loved one trying to help gets drowned by your heart beating out of your chest.
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if MF DOOM isn’t featured in it the movie’s a scam
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ain’t nobody GAF about that wackass clock, solid snake comes to fortnite in 4 days
NOW - Doomsday Clock has been set to 90 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been to annihilation.
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fortnite with the TMNT skins for no reason:
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when the brotherhood of steel pull up on yo crib
The M134 Mini Gun with tracers looks like something straight from a sci-fi movie while demolishing this Jeep. It can fire upto 6000 rounds a minute.
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“are you ready for your lesson today?”
silent hill gulped
resident evil shuddered
evil within cried
amnesia sighed
“yes, garten of banban...”
Garten of Banban 2 OFFICIAL TRAILER!
Continue the story of Banban’s Kindergarten. Delve deeper into the bizarre establishment. Try to survive the unexpected residents, all while uncovering the truth behind the place 🌞…
#horror
#horrorgames
#gartenofbanban
#gartenofbanban2
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had to play brawlhalla once…..
What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced in your life time?
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six shooter coming back….
solid snake dropping…..
hmmmmmm…
The Kinetic Blade, Six Shooter & Revolver may return in the v28.10 update!
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oh my obnoxious
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opportunity to post one of the all time great videos ever made
remember when this was like the only fucking video on the internet
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we gotta execute j cole with ancient medieval torture devices
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bridget fans when you ask them to name 5 other GG characters
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peep 1:48....
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i really want a philly cheesesteak rn
really want industry plant twitter to die so these people specifically lose their job
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hello beautiful
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this game is a fucking prison
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imagine having to pander to pedophilic losers for a paycheck
couldn’t be me
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when i’m in a fence-sitting competition and my opponent is penguinz0
LIKE??? why did he say this im actually like at a loss for words
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at this point i’m picking internet explorer over this shit
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i have never physically unironically cringed at a video in like 3 years, this vid has broken that streak
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please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true
‘AVATAR’ and ‘DEVIL MAY CRY’ collabs are rumored to be coming to Fortnite.
(via:
@xboxera
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minecraft fans after having the most mind numbingly boring gaming session ever conceived (they played 3 hours of vanilla MC)
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“erm actually souls games too hard they need an easy mode”
the fucking colossal snail in my house looking for more detritus and decaying matter to eat:
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i NEED to hop on fort NOW i can’t take another hour of downtime i gotta get peter NOW
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next week he’s gonna surrender his humanity to the three fingers and become the lord of frenzied flame
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A fight broke out during a screening of the ‘GARFIELD’ movie
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ion know what that is but that dude cold as fuck
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comparing steven universe to regular show is like comparing dogshit to literal jesus christ himself
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no way i got thriller i fucking LOVE michael jackson
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oh how the weak and pitiful children squabble, unable to comprehend how absolutely doo doo ass their franchise is in the eyes of the one true game Fortnite .....
-Genghis Khan
@MarioneteBACKUP
@NinjaChefTK
@Dean2__
@vishgod69
Oh...L, Danganronpa has Chiaki is it automatically bodies Yakuza
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“gambling is a crime”
source: the spirit in my dream told me so
Genshin Impact fans when they learn gambling is a crime
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more than 10 likes..... very impressive indeed.....
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sekiro if it was slow and boring and lame and also smelled bad
Here now shut the fuck up and go back to your gimmick. You know rent is due.
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i physical cannot stop watching this video it has mesmerized me
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worlds funniest collab
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“that there alien will never be eating”
the alien in question:
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fortnite monkey you gotta stop, you’re chillness is too much, you’re fit is too tough, you’re bitches are too bad, they will kill you fortnite monkey
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@yandhiisntreal
“woke supporter”
how to day you don’t wash your ass without saying you don’t wash your ass
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i’m pretty sure reading a whole ass book would be shorter than reading this thread wtf
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what if WEED ALIEN was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the hyperbolic time chamber?
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bet you look like this mf
Fuck your stupid religion and fuck this stupid "tip"
You wanna help me? Give me money you cheap christian bastards, i make 13.50/hr and have the capacity to deal with shit like this
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“credit the artist” how about i set you on fire how does that sound
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WHAT WE THINKIN WEED NATION...
GAS OR ASS?????
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look guys, i’m not saying i am “the weed batman”, but no one’s ever seen me and “weedman” in the same room...
- weed “themoistbuddha” alien
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nihilists should be stoned to death imo
#justsayin
#realshit
Not many people know this, but 12 years ago I wrote a children's book. It sat in the vault, unreleased, for over a decade before I commissioned
@hausofdecline
to illustrate it for me. For the first time ever, I present:
You Are Not Special
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where did all of his blood go
18.
Single.
Alpha Male.
Wildly Successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
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why did they get this mf on the mic😭
Get a taste of POISON! ☠️ The second song from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack is now available at
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vehicular manburgerhelper is an unbeatable tactic xavier wins
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i'm not even remotely joking when i say i started tearing up a little watching this, i'm so
#hollyjollypilled
rn
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this ain’t even toddler twt this shit sperm cell twt, goddamn unfertilized egg twt soundin ass
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THIS IS AN AI GENERATED VIDEO.
From OpenAI's new research paper.
(Reposting becuase so many people thought this was a troll. Go check for yourself, it's not a real video)
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if you still find mio honda funny in 2023 you gotta DISAPPEAR bro i hope you VANISH without a TRACE
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season. your. food.
not a hard concept to grasp really, i think your cooking is simply dogshit if you’re malding THIS much about it
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her: “you gotta be super saiyan vegeta holding a bottle of hen if you think we fuckin😂”
me ASF⁉️:
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“modern gaming sucks”
:heihachi’s coming back
:elden ring dlc just came out
:metroid prime 4 is dropping
:new fatal fury coming out
:terry’s coming to sf6
:new marvel shooter looks promising
:budokai tenkaichi 4 is coming out
didn’t even mention the indie game genre
#getagrip
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i have one of these he chill asf but only if you know him
Heartbreaking! Football player terrorizes frightened homunculus
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AW HELLLL NAH TF ARE THESE BRUH😭💀
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hate to be a meatrider but goku negs deadass every single character listed here, tf are u on???
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fun fact the guy who made this is the real identity of the zodiac killer
There are so many Pibby memes I like it's so hard to choose, so I'll just pick the first one that comes to mind.
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we get it you like big sweaty COCK rammed up your unwashed ASS
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i hate it here
god i hate balloons good thing i haven’t seen any today
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we can’t have anything good in this godforsaken world
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HOW DOES HE DO THAT
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just got 3 fortunes in a single cookie, feeling like this mf rn
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cancel culture just straight up doesn’t exist
it’s just an excuse for losers to defend and meat ride shitty human beings
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simply consume better media boom problem solved
seeing amanda the adventurer discourse on the timeline and realising just how miserable some of you must be
devs put their love and care into the game and actually made a one and done experience with no dlc or chapter bait and people are still like "muh matpat poppy playtime"
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get this STUPID ASS DRESS off my gotdamn TIMELINE!!!!!!!!!!
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tf2 fans try not to be the corniest people alive challenge (100% fail rate)
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i’ve never been more proud to say i’ve never watched a single vtuber in my life
y’all sorry as hell
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stg y’all got simultaneously brainwashed into thinking those smile fries were good
every single one i’ve ever had has been a sad soggy nightmare of mid
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"it's infected everywhere"
medieval peasants when the black death finally reaches their home village:
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me when someone says the dreaded word “hi”
Hey guys, please DONT message me just saying "hi" or "can we be friends" when we DONT KNOW EACH OTHER
this freaks me out, so you're just gonna end up being blocked🥴
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me when i see penny fortnite
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