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Kelsey: Are you sure “we need to talk” isn’t too ominous?
The producers: Nooooo it’ll be cute!!
The producers:
#TheBachelor
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“You know we’re on camera the entire time, right?” EXACTLY. Love Maria, hate this for her.
#TheBachelor
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“He didn’t need to be ready right now and that’s okay” EXACTLY. WE LOVE A MATURE UNDERSTANDING QUEEN
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Men were already struggling but millions of women being exposed to THIS MAN??? This absolute KING?? The bar got raised far too high, I fear
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He’s so real for wanting a 2-3 year engagement + a few years married before kids but she’s also so real for wanting a faster timeline and sticking to that need.
#TheBachelor
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@soundslikecanoe
You asked for red flags in candidates when hiring and all I’m seeing are red flags about the people doing the hiring in this thread. 😬
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She’s not acting like a polished Bachelorette right now and that’s why she SHOULD be the next Bachelorette
#TheBachelor
#WomenTellAll
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Please god I’m begging you…A beautiful man who looks at me like this…please god I can’t swipe anymore
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This is the weirdest and best and most dramatic way this could have ever gone I am LIVING
#TheBachelor
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Everyone needs to start tweeting about Warwick for the first Asian
#TheBachelor
immediately so it actually happens. the man is a Disney prince
#TheBachelorette
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Unable to enjoy the sexy sunscreen moment because I was too stressed out about the uneven application
#TheBachelorette
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@MerriamWebster
MERRIAM-WEBSTER COMIN' IN HOT. Bless your social media team. From a former social media manager, you are so good at this and I love you.
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THE DANGLY STATEMENT EARRINGS
THE CHAPSTICK
THE BAD ATTITUDE
THIS MAN IS THE ICK
#TheBachelorette
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New dream: a bar that shows reality TV shows instead of sports. 10/10 would watch the
#BachelorInParadise
premiere there tonight.
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Joey trying to juggle his own mental health with all the traumas of these women
#TheBachelor
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I think the reason
#GoldenBachelor
feels so exciting for the franchise is because every woman on here isn’t clearly trying to be an influencer. They’re here to have a fun time and disprove stereotypes and maybe fall in love and that’s so refreshing!!
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Oh my god, Brayden is actually going to fumble a relationship with a Bachelorette for a night one girl no one has ever heard of.
#BachelorInParadise
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“If you ever kiss Mercedes again, I will literally slit your throat.”
John Henry:
#BachelorInParadise
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Producers: Don’t give her a red velvet cake, let’s see what happens.
What happens:
#TheBachelor
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Teddi: I might like two guys? Hm
Teddi 5 mins later: I am leaving forever love is a lie and I cannot pretend any longer I shall vanish into the night
#BachelorInParadise
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You just KNOW Andrew has been driving SK insane around the house talking about his harrowing experiences in Africa. You can see it on his face when Andrew is talking about not bathing there.
#LoveIsBlind
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Watch Oprah’s special about fat shaming and weight loss then watch 25 women who are a size 0-2 fight each other on
#TheBachelor
☺️
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Watching everyone go crazy for Maria, knowing it means she’ll probably be our next Bachelorette 🥲
#TheBachelor
#WomenTellAll
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I will bet ALL my money that this man will be showing up in Fiji next week with the biggest earrings we have ever seen
#TheBachelorette
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“What are meese?” as the plural of moose is the most relatable wrong
#Jeopardy
answer I’ve ever heard.
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I spend 95% of
#ListenToYourHeart
making this face and I'm still going to watch every minute
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This exchange had strong teenager girl saying “stoppp I’m not in love with my best friend!!! stop it you guys!!!” vibes
#BachelorInParadise
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All the other men: fighting over nonsense
John: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
#TheBachelorette
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Hayden: My dog is dying
Producers: Want to abandon him and come to Paradise
Hayden:
#BachelorInParadise
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Peter: What is wrong with me?
America: NOTHING. YOU ARE PERFECT. AND SANE.
#TheBacheloretteFinale
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“Only share what you want” is such an acknowledgement of the fact that we make these women lay out all their trauma on national TV in order to move forward and it’s wild. I like Zach for that.
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The producers watching Kelsey spiral after making Leslie demolish her confidence
#TheBachelor
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Trash man. Saying you wish Rachel was Gabby after everything is just super mean.
#BachelorInParadise
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The Billie Eilish ballad, the weeping, the trauma, the rose, the time rewind, this is CINEMA, I am READYYYY
#TheBachelor
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If Rachel & Gabby shit-talking Logan is what it takes for Kate to shut up and leave the beach then maybe it’s a good thing.
#BachelorInParadise
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@LEBassett
Not the people in these comments explaining how taxes work as if ALL OF US don’t pay them. Your $600k is a lot less than we think? Wait til you hear how much $45k is after taxes.
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@business
America is really obsessed with making voting as difficult as possible for everyone.
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"You're a big girl...don't put this on me, now." JOHN PAUL JONES YOU GASLIGHTING FUCK
#BachelorInParadise
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Rachel, can you just give EVERYONE IN AMERICA a black history lesson? Lee isn't the only one who needs it.
#MenTellAll
#TheBachelorette
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@someknew
@mayaharris_
"Ambush."
The president is the president of EVERYONE. It is his literal job to work for American citizens and address their concerns. If he can't handle answering legitimate questions from his constituents, even ones he doesn't like, he should not have the job.
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@codeofvets
@Delta
There’s a veteran sitting behind him in the photo. He’s wearing his god damn mask. Not that hard. 🤷♀️
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This franchise has truly done Rachel dirty!!! What did she do to deserve the disrespect??
#BachelorInParadise
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The ladies of Golden Bachelor in Tulum as soon as they’re done filming their five minutes of screen time
#TheBachelor
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@thebiggestyee
Speaking as someone who has had bright red hair before and knows how much attention it gets and how much it stands out in group photos...she should've waited a week.
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Caitlin: My life has been pretty awesome, I don't really know what to say. I'm not sad like everyone else.
Colton:
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“You look amazing in green! And you smell good!” Women supporting women we love to see it
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After watching
#GoldenBachelor
, I never want to watch another 24-year-old wannabe influencer talk about how they’re ready to get married again.
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If you’ve ever wondered what gaslighting means, Eric is a great example: he said he doesn’t want to date anyone else, and when she was upset he went on a date with someone else, he blamed her for his actions and tried to make her seem unreasonable.
#BachelorinParadise
🤷♀️
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@keithboykin
@aalanasir
As an alumna, I’m not too surprised. It’s an overwhelmingly liberal school & he doesn’t represent the majority, but like any Ivy it has a lot of legacy/well-connected/rich douchebag students. If he got in purely on merit, I’d be amazed.
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@jasminericegirl
The men in these comments do not pass the vibe check.
And they can all Venmo me $500 to make up for it.
@thelweiss
thx
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You can tell Kat’s entire mood based on how much she’s aggressively touching her hair.
#BachelorinParadise
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These two will be doing commercials for stuff for the rest of their lives because of a TV show that ended in 2010 and I love that for them
#SuperBowl
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@AynRandPaulRyan
@realDonaldTrump
@Twitter
How is this not violating policies against misleading information? He's telling people not to worry about a virus that has killed 210k in the US alone. There needs to be some kind of disclaimer with information or just remove it entirely, this is completely insane.
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THE MAN IN THE KNITTING CIRCLE. CHEATED ON HIS EX???? I simply DO NOT trust men anymore 😭
#TheBachelorette
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@melsanie
@dongtent
With all my heart: fuck Gary Vaynerchuk. I’ll never get over this photo + a story of him demolishing a female intern in front of his entire staff + the toxic ad bro culture surrounding him. There are a million incredible creatives out there. No one needs to listen to this guy.
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Layoffs are sweeping the ad industry right now so this is your sign to update your portfolio, get all those high res files off the work computer, and privately mark yourself as open to work on LinkedIn. Companies will axe you without a second thought. Don’t get comfortable.
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@dubsteppenwolf
I didn’t just hear “you have to go to college,” I heard “you have to go to the BEST college” aka an expensive private university, or else I wasn’t living up to my full potential. If I’d gone to a state school people would have been actively disappointed in me.
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The cameraman 3 feet away shooting stingray B-roll, thinking about how he wanted to work for National Geographic
#TheBachelor
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@originalspin
Just throwing down this photo of a recent hot pot night because it’s the most photogenic spread ever and a lot of it is vegan. And 💯 on the food/neocolonialism history thread.
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Xavier: Every time I’m honest with a woman it puts doubt in her head
The honesty: I have a LOT of doubts about you
😒😒😒
#TheBachelorette
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I can’t believe I’m actively rooting for Rachel and Brayden??? They may be my favorite couple on the beach????
#BachelorInParadise
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You're working on a Super Bowl commercial, I'm working on an IG post for The Big Game, we are not the same 😭
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If it’s not Faith in the end and they don’t ship her horses to Iowa or whatever they gotta do I will be DEVASTATED
#GoldenBachelor
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The ladies in white are honestly the only people I care about in this entire room. Everyone else can suck it. ❤️
#SOTU
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Just here to say I already agree with everything she says tonight, absolute QUEEN of my heart
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