The Last Psychiatrist
@thelastpsych
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can do more math than you can deadlift can deadlift more than you can do math otherwise fairly useless
Joined October 2008
A little AP Bio joke made for those looking to get a 4 or a 5 so they never have to take that hell class again. I feel you. It's a science class designed by Mad Libs.
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@elonmusk Unfortunately, I think it's between Adventists and Redemptionists, but I'm no sociologist. Either way, Hobbes was right.
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There is a Christian PARABLE which everyone should quietly contemplate. Don’t worry, I’m not trying to convert you, just maybe get you off xanax. Matthew 20:1. I could write a whole book on this, then I remembered I already did.
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1993 redux: HYPOTHETICALLY, would you sleep with someone for $250000?
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Yes, the joke is they must all be working together, it's the only possible explanation.
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Oh God, no, #3Body is coming out on NFLX... Isn't it an obscenity to give the graphic designers who spent $100M to ruin fantasy books $200M to ruin sci fi books? I think they're actually Adventists. #MysteryBoxProductions, ruining Act IV since ’04.
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Get it? #SecretLifeOfHymens, because, see, hymen-- anyone? Never mind, this gold is lost on you people. The author never put it together either.
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If schools are going to replace Oedipus with thematic heavyweights like #BoysPajamaParty or #SecretLifeOfHymens, far better would be #TheThreeBodyProblem trilogy, which is less sci fi than sociology. There are parts that are right out of Thucydides.
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#Barbie is fun, spiteful, and so un-self-aware it needs Haldol, or Jesus. E.g. it despises fascist patriarchy, but only the patriarchy part. It longs for the fascism. I looked from pig to man and man to pig and pig to man again, but it was impossible to say which was which.
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As great as it is, #Oppenheimer is actually a giant movie trailer. Only took me 7 movies to figure it out, but Christopher Nolan isn’t a director, let alone a writer, he’s a sound engineer. “Do you want fries with that?” BWWWAAAAAAAAAA
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Watching #MissionImpossible7 is like watching a snuff film made by the victim. Almost single handedly keeping Hollywood alive is one thing, but is Tom Cruise eventually going to die on screen doing it?
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I’d beg the same sacrifice of Youtube, FB and Disney, but you don't care what happens to the world, only on the broadcast. "We help people connect." You are war criminals.
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.@elonmusk I say you've done more for EV than 50 years of activism (but I seem to be alone). We have no right to demand more from you. But--as a gift to humanity... that $44B SMS you bought? Just burn it. Before the election. Your sacrifice will save the next three generations.
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I'm only halfway through, but so far this is either stupefyingly ironic or hilariously internalized patriarchy: Alison Bechdel's story, #FunHome, doesn't pass the Bechdel test. Huh. Well, I assume there's a curve.
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Jeez, everyone so triggered. I apologize for last tweet- TikTok isn't _all_ bad, the GRWM are slay & girls need trips to Dubai and anyway if TikTok was evil would they blatantly onomatopoeize a time bomb hoping users so dumb they read @TheAtlantic? I also apologize to herpes.
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Out of context opinion that needs no context: #TheAtlantic is the most anti-intellectual content aggregator after TikTok. And I’m including pornhub and Ogrish in this. They may be a variant of herpes encephalitis, but I'd need to do a tap to be sure.
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III. Sorry again The book is not for everybody(=anybody). I tried to layer as much as I could so I wouldn’t go past 465 pages BC.
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II. “GOVT bought new crop of Angolan slaves”=1612/1900; “complex Venn diagram of racism”=invented 1883; Venn was suffragist, dad abolitionist (vs Hawth/Gf/sis); “i.e.”=_id_ est; Hester P’s S.L. was “A”, William P’s was “S.L.”; “ox”, “hypocrites” refer to…. etc....
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I. I hate even talking about it, but maybe it was too distracting, so: e.g. Scarlet Letter part, words like "ploudly", "physicsally", "hesterical", "Hathorne" are not typos, any more than "Christey" was. Also, MOST of the meanings are overdetermined like dreams:
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