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Another
@PardonMyTake
episode with
@BarstoolBigCat
literally trying to convince the listeners
@Philly_Mays
is funny for some reason. Like when someone tryna show you a video they swear is funny and they wait for you to laugh
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@stoolpresidente
I lost my life savings and now have to give up my kid because you told me to buy safemoon
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@bigcontentguy
I’ve found the Pat McAfee types to usually be more in the incel / white trash demographic
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@BitcoinMagazine
Did something happen to FTX?? I had everything I own in there!?! My kids’ money!! Everything!!???
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Quarterback on Netflix:
- Mahomes and his wife (especially) are so annoying. His whole traveling circus is pretty brutal (nothing new)
- Kirk Cousins is awesome. Hilarious to see him be exactly who he comes off as
- Mariota is the man. Rooting for him to be happy and successful
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Hey
@RearAdBsBlog
I don’t ever want hear you ever talk about the bruins or the goaltending again. You’re a fake fan and a bad media guy and a coward
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Um wtf is this? I hate being the NFL rigged guy but like… this is sus
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Step 1: Put in Zyn
Step 2: Feel like shit
Step 3: Take out Zyn
Step 4: Feel like a Zyn would really hit the spot right about now
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4
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Looks like an $80 Michael Kors watch from Macys
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Idk who needs to hear this… but Notre Dame / attending Notre Dame / being an alumni of Notre Dame isn’t cool
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Went for a run this morning on WSH because fuck the terrorists and fuck “jihad Friday” and guess who comes zippin right past me alone on an electric scooter? Mr Patriot himself: Tommy Fuckin Touchdowns Brady. Never been more fired up - just me and him alone on the boardwalk
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May actually never drink again, dry January is fuckin sweet. Feel like a bajillion bucks (can’t wait to drink again)
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“The concourses were packed” is hysterical imo. Keep seeing people tweet that regarding the
@PremierLacrosse
showing at Gillette Stadium. “Yea the seats were empty, but the concourses were packed” lol. Almost have to respect the commitment to delusional propaganda
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Currently at JFK waiting to board a
@JetBlue
flight (scheduled for 9pm).
Turns out the pilot and first captain went to the wrong airport, and now we have to wait for them to get a cab from LGA to JFK.
Almost too ridiculous to be upset about.
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The kids walking into the Pub the first Friday afternoon after Labor Day
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Hey
@ChipotleTweets
I heard the chicken al pastor is officially gone. Answer me this: who was the fuckin bozo that made that decision?? I mean I want to leave you guys alone but you can’t stop fuckin up!! Get your shit together kimosabe, and quick. I don’t want any more problems.
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“How is it physically possible to watch The Town 4 times a week?”
Oh, it’s possible. It’s possible arrright
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If you bet UCONN ML you should get your money back - that is one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen with the highest stakes imaginable
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Yooo my girl know her way around my boys apartment a little TOO well…
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Her: babe, what were you doing with your friends for so long?
Me: don’t worry about it, babe
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Mfs really be out here like “today is my half birthday” lmfaaoooo 😂🤣
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30 min impression of Masters of the Air:
Austin Butler actually sucks; cut it out with the voice shenanigans man, it’s ruining the show.
Also - the title intro is an exact rip off of Band of Brothers / old CoD campaigns.
Will keep on, but am hesitant.
Cc:
@AppleTV
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Me showing up to my gfs grandparents house for lunch on Super Bowl Sunday
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Starting a new podcast called Brew Crime: A History of Serial Chillers
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Warms my heart every time I see a couple spat out Zyns in a public bathroom urinal
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*cradling my lacrosse stick pacing in my room* “yea so if you have any materials you could send over that’d be great…”
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Finishing off a bender of a trip the only way a true Sigma can: McDonalds at the airport (like for order)
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Megan Rapinoe to retire at end of 2023, play in final World Cup for USWNT
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Hotbed frequenter most hated list (in order):
1. Pat McAfee
2. Pete Davidson
3. “Foodgod”
4. Billy Football
5. Billy on the street
6. Russell Wilson
7. Lebum
8. Anyone who wears a mask outside
9. Larken Kemp
10. Francis Ellis
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Using national burger day as a way to justify Monday night McDonalds dinner
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Labor Day Weekend about to hit diiiiiiiifferent with Rich Men North of Richmond non stop blasting 😤
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Going into a sunglass hut by yourself gotta be one of the most awkward experiences out there. The mfs just will not leave you alone
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News: 25 year old man dies after being shot in the face 99 times.
Twitter: Let me guess, he was vaxxed?
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People always ask me what I’m up to when I’m not tweeting or scrolling Twitter so I decided to film a normal day
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Eating sliced cheese in my underwear on the couch watching the Patriots stink it up. Prob rock bottom in terms of my career as a Pats fan
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Twitter sucks right now. Too much Kelce / TSwift chatter - couldn’t care less
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Just sneezed and my air pod fell out and into the toilet - and now it sounds way better?? Yo, what is your op?!?!
@Apple
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I’m calling for an investigation into
@NJTRANSIT
for putting their customers at risk. Blasphemous that this type of service can exist in a first-world country! 📍Penn Station, Track 10 and Track 12.
@NYCMayor
@NJGov
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Tried turning on PLL after NFL and wow is this so uncool. It’s supposed to be the championship and the product just couldn’t have less juice. Would prob have to put a gun to my head to force me to watch this piss
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$6.48 for a water, pouring rain and freezing cold. Hello New York!!!
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@RearAdBsBlog
One of the first times I’ve ever agreed with RA - Wu is a disgrace, can’t believe she ever made it into the position she’s in, somehow representing the great city of Boston. Embarrassing
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The weekend rain in NYC is getting close to conspiracy territory
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Girls I know still posting the Aspen geo tag on their IG stories from one trip they took a year ago…
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Me and my team getting dialed in to start another round of YouTube trivia at 5:49am
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“Yo where’s HBF today?”
“Oh, I heard he’s challenging today”
“Yea he’s doin the chillin challenge”
“Oh, nice”
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“Judging by her grin you’d think she caught a foul ball at Yankee Stadium”
“Who, Chuckles the Clown?”
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If someone got “creamed” as a kid you know they really got bundled.
“Dude he absolutely creamed him!”
Or hit a bomb in baseball.
“Dude he just creamed one right over the scoreboard!”
Good stuff
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Getting out of the Uber back to my apt and it’s 6:54am on a Sunday
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Current top 5 places to get drunk (my own opinion):
1. Fenway
2. The beach
3. My buddy’s boat
4. Peculiar Pub
5. Slightly Stoopid concert
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Honorable mention (prob should be top 3): Draymond Green
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Russell Wilson has cemented himself as THE corniest mf in the league while plastering himself as THE biggest joke of an athlete that ever breathed air
#yikes
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Old news
"Blackout Rage Gallons", aka BORGS, Are The New Craze at College Parties Now. And Adults Are Scared
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2K
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Something about a black or dark colored toilet makes me want to drop immediate trou
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“Patrick Mahomes is different” um Lamar Jackson and co actually just suck apparently. The NFL is so weak these days it’s gross
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