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10,000 IQ Mind Palace Season Ticket Holder @leftoverpod
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Joined July 2016
It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.
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Just found out that America has laws against drinking in public. you have an extremely individualist atomised culture but can't even have a little bevvy in the park when the sun is out???.
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Last Royal Wedding cost the taxpayer £20-30 million for security alone. A few months back 71 infants and old ladies were incinerated in their own homes because the council couldn't afford an extra £5,000 for fireproof cladding. Forgive my lack of enthusiasm for the #royalwedding.
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[Guy who has only seen 2 Korean things] In many ways Squid Game is a homage to the film Parasite.
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Photoshopping out anti-apartheid slogans is a great look, Rachel Riley.
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You can still download 121 Tom and Jerry episodes for free from the CIA 2017 release of Osama Bin Laden's hard drive. I understand that people don't have a lot of money for entertainment in these tough times.
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Instead of saying 'I told you so' over being right about Brexit, maybe reflect on how the British economy simply can't function without 200,000 profoundly exploited Polish workers. That's not something to be proud of.
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It's fucking insane how renters have to pay council tax in the UK instead of the people who own the property. This country is basically a landlord union.
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Kanye West would be the only candidate out of the 3 that hasn't been credibly accused of sexual assault.
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If you're wondering why Kamala Harris has gone full 'Pokemon go to the polls' recently it's because she hired Hillary Clinton's communications director from 2016.
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not a hater but there's no evidence of these fellas actually rescuing anyone. they're just kinda vibing in every post.
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The British state now owns Timo Werner but not the railways or water.
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Instead of 'imagining Harry Potter without J.K Rowling', read a different book for adults. You're 45 years of age and recently got promoted to head of marketing.
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Judith Butler is probably one of the top 5 academics in the world, but congrats to the Guardian for censoring her in order to not alienate Hadley Freeman, ensuring that she can continue writing her 'Woody Allen must be innocent because he was once nice to me' column every year.
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Only just finding out that Qatar's stadium architect Albert Speer is the son of Albert Speer. Like, That One. This world cup has absolutely everything: slaves, murder, corruption, Nazis, Olivier Giroud.
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One of these parties holds 44 seats in Parliament.
In a livestream last night, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy ordered the banning of the nation's 11 remaining left-wing opposition parties:. "Opposition Platform - For Life, Sharij’s Party, Nashi, Opposition Bloc, Left Opposition, Union of Left Forces, Derzhava, (1/6)
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But you can't call them oligarchs because they're hardy Protestant folk rather than shifty Slavs.
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I feel like people are becoming more comfortable explicitly using 'woke' as synonymous with 'not white', which was always implicit.
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Reduce the font size on road signs and we've got a socialist republic in 5 years tops.
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Cmon England 🏴🏴🏴🏴
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British culture according to Americans vs (accurate) British culture according to Europeans
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In the Soviet Union you could get lit at your job operating heavy machinery then go home to your beautiful Tatar wife at 2:30 pm.
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This Times article was changed to be about a famous person retweeting the original article. The only named source in the altered article is JK Rowling, who shared the original article, and then became the subject of the article. Like an MC Escher painting of terrible journalism.
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Post Of The Year goes to a Chinese king.
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Absolutely dying at the Sun photoshoot with the Range Rover PAWG mum who briefly contemplated murdering a bunch of Extinction Rebellion protestors.
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Boris Johnson and Nadine Dorries as the darkness closes in
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Jeremy Corbyn had free school meals for every primary school student as a flagship policy for 3 years and Marina Hyde demonised and 'both sides'ed him. If given an inch of power she would do the same to Marcus Rashford, because that's how the centrist columnist grift works.
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It's difficult to overstate how damaging the Shamima Begum ruling is. One of the most powerful countries in the world removing citizenship from someone who was born and grew up in the country. You don't need a huge imagination to see where this precedent will lead.
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It's all just shit banter to them. Your nan, mother, sister, cousin having a funeral via Skype.
Conservative MP Dehenna Davison (Bishop Auckland) has a Barnard Castle eye test in the background during Cabinet Office questions.
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To get your Times columnist name you just take Giles or Hugo followed by the surname of your father who also was a Times columnist.
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Genuinely unable to process Amber Heard dating Eve Fartlow. My brain will not accept that information.
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Every Russian civilian is personally responsible for Vladimir Putin but the literal President of Ukraine cannot be blamed for adopting the Azov Battalion into the National Guard.
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She actually cared and this isn't just some game to her, or a line on her CV. These people are genuinely sadistic.
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The Reddit battalion thinks it's 'absolute insanity' that they're expected to actually defend the country after pledging to defend the country.
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I feel like Politics 101 is don't get snapped peering out of your office window with a paranoid expression right after a humiliating defeat. This mfer only misses.
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Every blue tick who is defending Laura Kuenssberg would deride any African state as a corrupt basketcase if the political editor of the consolidated national broadcaster was singing Sweet Caroline with key figures within the overwhelmingly powerful ruling party of 11 years.
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Being a post-left irony anti-vax podcaster and nearly dying of covid while your co-host who is even more explicitly 'covid sceptical' got vaccinated to be on a hit TV show, also got covid and was fine, is incredible content. This is what the medium is for.
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The BBC saying that Prince Philip was 'banished from Greece as a young child' like he was a refugee fleeing a racist pogrom, not like Greece simply voted to become a Republic and he would have to just become a regular ass citizen.
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Macron winning a presidential election by saying that voting for the left will enable the far right, then cobbling together a legislative coalition with the far right to keep out the left, feels like a landmark gesture of contempt in an already fragile democracy.
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@BBCBreakfast 'I fully support everything Black Lives Matter represents other than its political demands.'.
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Western liberals tweeting: Israel is a genderqueer poc and minor-coded smol bean.The state of Israel tweeting:.
The weak crumble, are slaughtered and are erased from history while the strong, for good or for ill, survive. The strong are respected, and alliances are made with the strong, and in the end peace is made with the strong.
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hey "nice" pamphlet haha it fuckin sucks you tory asshole [Sunak gestures behind him and The Absolute Unit emerges] oh fuck
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*Diane Abbott makes a maths error* - unfit to be Home Secretary . *Priti Patel banned from going anywhere near a camera during an unprecedented pandemic because Tory spin doctors know she is fundamentally incapable of showing basic human empathy for 20 seconds* - fine actually.
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This is the editor of the Daily Mail, Geordie Greig, with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Pretrial makeover! Ghislaine Maxwell shows off freshly-dyed bob haircut ahead of sex trafficking trial
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Why wouldn't Owen Jones respond to my abusive threats to harm my own body after he politely criticised my views on transgender people?
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Vietnam had the virus as early as January the 23rd. They have a population 25% bigger than us. They've had 35 deaths, in total. The UK passed over 100,000 deaths in total, 1,631 today. The difference is political ideology. Ours isn't fit for any of the challenges ahead.
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People are doubting me. Just control+f 'jerry'.
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A Deliveroo cyclist was hit and hospitalised in London this week and the Daily Mail was only concerned with the state of the Ferrari responsible. We are normalising a subservient class of unpeople.
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The Office is still immensely popular and referenced almost constantly. Ricky Gervais just isn't funny anymore because he's been a millionaire with a huge ego for almost two decades and has lost his edge, and he projects the comparative failure of his newer stuff on society.
Ricky Gervais suggests The Office would not get made now due to cancel culture and political correctness
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Remember Pussy Riot becoming a huge international symbol of democratic backsliding in Russia? They got 2 years.
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The Guardian is absolutely fucked in terms of readership. About to drop below 100k circulation. It's genuinely very sad how it went from the Snowden leaks in 2013 to becoming a cesspit of smug boarding school centrist columnists waging a random culture war against LGBT people.
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This Leeds hospital truther was a paediatric nurse and also worked in a Jaguar Land Rover supply chain business for 35 years. Very broad set of skills, especially for someone who was presumably born in 1993 looking at his @
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Doing 'Hillary warned yall' stanning of a woman who made Boris Johnson her Foreign Secretary from 2016 until 2018, when he resigned.
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New Orleans is 30% white lol.
Great to be in New Orleans today. First stop: chatting with students at @Tulane! @TheMandyMoore and I were inspired by your stories, your support of @PeteButtigieg, and your commitment to building a more inclusive future for all.
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As this blew up I'd like to highlight Labour councillor @CllrMajid, who a day before standing for the Hall Green Labour seat was smeared by @Freedland and Riley as an antisemite based on an individual with the same name. He naturally lost the seat, but I'm sure he'll be back.
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RIP George Orwell, you wrote a shite book about authoritarianism that the American and British right used to crush your political ideology before themselves implementing the largest surveillance state in human history then ratted out all your homies to the UK Gestapo.
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JK Rowling has one billion dollars and lives in a castle.
The bullies targeting JK Rowling, Rosie Duffied, Kathleen Stock and others only have power because other people give in to them. The grown ups need to wake up & speak up, & deal with this bullying and intimidation. Ignoring it is not an option any longer.
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I cannot get over the fact that Zarah Sultana has never spoken to Keir Starmer. How does that happen in a supposedly functioning political party? There are 199 MPs, you could fit them in a large pub, and he has been leader for almost 2 years. It surely has to be intentional?.
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Giles Coren and Hugo Rifkind both breezed into writing jobs at the racism factory because of their famous daddies, but still a few times a year people are shocked to discover they're dipshits who harbour huge contempt for people who didn't attend five specific private schools.
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Not a single other country on the planet has an official battallion of its National Guard formed with the expressed purpose of 'leading the white races of the world to their survival with a crusade against the Semite-led untermenschen'. That is not normal or acceptable.
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@MylesWould @unbridled_id @yes_url Before banging his son's girlfriend he asked himself would I impose this maxim (girlfriend banged by your dad) on the entire world, and the answer was yes.
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I lost one grand in a deposit to a university because, while I met the offer requirements, it became clear that I hadn't made nearly enough money to fund the living costs after two years saving in full time work. There were no university fees in this country until 1998 btw.
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Everyone who posts like this needs to disclose the last time they had a real non-computer job where you move your body to perform tasks.
30º in the UK is “too hot” and a national emergency. But 30º abroad is an escape to the sun.
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@matt_heath @somegreybloke "are Portuguese girls white" - the greatest thread in the history of horny alt right forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,.
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A Venn diagram of people who are laughing at Jeffrey Epstein 'conspiracy theorists' and people who have spent three years attributing the collapse of neoliberalism to Vladimir Putin doing facebook memes is a circle. They are also all journalists, and boomers.
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Glad the BBC showed some spine by sacking Danny Baker but why is Alan Sugar still the star of a flagship show?
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Maybe truck drivers getting £30 an hour isn't a market failure and is actually the equilibrium price for doing a really hard and vital job when given a tiny bit of bargaining power, and we should just accept this and pay more for our silly treats?.
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The first black Lord Mayor of Liverpool Anna Rothery resigned from the Labour Party accusing Keir Starmer of fostering racism in the party and the Guardian has not reported on it.
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still think about this.
Paul Gascoigne says he used to think news stories on the Gaza Strip were about him http://t.co/n8hr52LuKK
http://t.co/jRcniVvjQ3.
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Sorry but this is complete dogshit. Xi is completely vindicated for banning tumblr.
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I cannot stop thinking about the election debate in 2019 when the Prime Minister basically said that Prince Andrew should be able to carry on noncing without consequences and the takeaway in every media outlet was Corbyn is antisemitic for pronouncing Epstein the correct way.
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London tube staff are being forced to work both day and night shifts, there is no longer a night team. They operate trains, heavy vehicles. And pricks who write one article a week for a living are calling them entitled snowflakes or whatever.
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It's really astonishing how the 'remainiacs' who rejected Corbyn for 4 years because his soft Brexit wasn't soft enough now think that Keir Starmer completely ignoring a now inevitable hard brexit is actually very sensible and good. It was always about kicking the left.
This is so true. No-deal gives Starmer a perfect line of attack without getting into the rights-and-wrongs of Brexit. A deal makes life difficult for him.
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@AsherahEth @serenawilliams This is the most hideous, babyish nonsense I have ever seen, but I now own it anyway.
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These kids were so propagandised by le epic avenger zelensky shit that they feel indignant for being hit while staying at a military base inside a warzone in which the enemy have total air supremacy.
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I wish we could do Brexit again just to hurt these people
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I think giving The Times handouts will just foster a culture of dependency. The free market has disrupted an inefficient industry with innovative screenshots and pastebins. They should really learn how to tighten their belts and live within their means.
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Corbyn not being one of 8 people to sign an obscure Early Day Motion against antisemitic materials on Amazon: antisemitic. Literally wearing a Nazi uniform: not necessarily antisemitic
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