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Money comes to me easily,
Money comes to me fast.
Money loves my company,
When money comes, it lasts.
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He was raping men. Incase you’re too lazy to read the thread.
He was drugging and raping heterosexual men.
BREAKING: Reynhard Sinaga, a student from Indonesia, has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 30 years for committing 136 rapes in Manchester. Prosecutors say he is the most prolific rapist in Britain, possibly the world. More on
@BBCNews
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Girlies, the pad game has changed 😭😭😭😭😭 I just know only Lagos and abj people will see it to buy 😔
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She looked me dead in my soul and called me a single dumb bitch 😭
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lol that Japa loneliness must be horrible cause the way they text in the beginning is crazy😅
I get it my babies. I’ll keep texting you back till you settle and forget I exist 🫶🏽
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For days now, young Nigerians have found phones, wallets, passports, ID cards, valuables and announced trying to find the owners, but somehow, we have been branded as criminals. How??!!
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Muted already but I chose to share this because people need to know rape is neither a gender specific nor sexuality specific crime. Several people would have scrolled past this assuming the victims were female. Let’s all be educated and equally alarmed, outraged and offended.
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When I made this post Aya care had 11 followers, at this moment they have 959. Not to mention the number of women who left their homes to buy in real time, the outlets that sold out. Omo we can all make impact from our little corners in the world❤️
Girlies, the pad game has changed 😭😭😭😭😭 I just know only Lagos and abj people will see it to buy 😔
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Remote jobs from abroad will get even more difficult for Nigerians in Nigeria to get. Firms knowing your government can Willy nilly turn off the internet has made you a risk not worth taking, irrespective of your skills.
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I love their love. High school sweethearts, 14 years of dating, PCOS, drastic weight gain she struggled with as a result, gastric bypass, content creation. They’ve loved each other through so many seasons. Happy they got to end up together.
If you’re still single, sorry, no hope for you again. 🫠
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@MrHafiiz
It’s great that stories like these are shared. People always have lewd ideas that rapists have to be terribly behaved unstable people.
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Lol unrelated but why are people so convinced they can beat everyone else? Where do y’all find the confidence? I hope they beat you blue back and tear your clothes
As my friend,if you call my husband by his name wallahi I’ll first slap you and we’ll now fight (real fight o)and unfriend each other🤝
Nigba to ma sinwin
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The day she woke up on a Muslim holiday to tell them they were all going to hell told me all I needed to know. That was the last day I consumed any of her content.
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He started off by making his presence known and felt BEFORE sending a DM. I’m begging y’all to stop dming accounts you’ve never interacted with and being upset they don’t want to speak to you. They do not know you.
He’d been sharing my content for years until I noticed. He finally slid in my DMs after buying my first book. He’s in 🇺🇸, I’m in 🇬🇧. We ended up FaceTiming daily. Within 4weeks he flew out to me. It’s been over 1year now and we travel almost monthly. So glad I wrote the book!!!😅
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See how instead of swearing up and down and gaslighting the women he decided to find out if there was truth to the allegations? Then stood on the side of the victims? Yeah.
See how kola's right hand wingman didn't know he was abusive to all the women? Yeah.
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@Glammygurl1
Lol. Nope. They needed to know. They needed to understand that rape can happen to anyone. They needed to know they had been violated. They needed to know that they were getting justice.
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I want you all to notice the patterns of abusers. The wall punch was to test the waters of what he could get away with. Now, he’s advanced. The next step is physically hitting someone. Big brother this year has been a mirror to the Nigerian society.
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Always tell your partners things like this. Get in front of the situation and control the narrative. Never let them hear it anywhere else before you tell them. Lies of omission are still lies.
Lmao so this guy called off his wedding because his wife to be had sexual relationship with his best man years before they even met.
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We have a problem in our hands. We look down on any kind of hustle that isn’t luxurious. Look at the size of this business. A proper distributor reduced to “selling indomie” as if that in itself is embarrassing. SMH.
Fans react as Ex-BBNaija housemate, Kaisha ventures into Provision business.
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Women, We did a massive thing with
@ayacareng
today! And this is all we ask for, a brand that knows what their audience needs and takes charge. Outlets were CLEARED today. I really hope other brands listening. So grateful to the TikTok creator Tamara Doubra, who didn’t gatekeep.
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Lmaooo y’all, this is a joke because you’ve not been someone’s intellectual mistress before.
Actual babe is being “flewed out” but them dey “pick your brain” from morning till night 😭😭😭
Talmbout “I just love talking to you, you’re so versatile”
Get out please 😭😭😭
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@ThatSickDude
Reply with “you people just go around doing anything you like. People don’t steal from anyone in my place, our thing no dey loss. Ask around for (insert non existent place). It is out of my hands, just be praying”
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Lol we’re such a unique people. Was listening to the radio one day and they were talking about epileptic power supply. A caller said it doesn’t matter because people will “waste” the light and it’s only people who have a cold room business that should complain.
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The day is almost over but the marketing nerd in me couldn’t wait to do this!
Just here to show brands the power of real User generated content, word of mouth marketing and having a great product.
It all started with one real user sharing the story or another real user. 👇
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In the middle of the End Sars protest this man tweeted in HAUSA telling northerners to rise up and fight that the south is trying to usurp power from them via the protest. He made a protest about human right violation a North versus South, knowing our history. Y’all are funny.
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I’m willing to let anyone go. Anyone.
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Men are cheating on their full time housewives who’s sole responsibility is domestic labour with university babes they buy food for daily. Lie another lie.
@Oluwadunnii
You'll now wonder why he's cheating on you with someone that can cook and clean. Lol... you new generation of woke women will be alright las las.
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@ma_iesha
@SEzekwesili
Actually in an earlier thread, I saw someone say men were subsequently included in the ad. But still, that one line was still a great feat for a 12 year old going at a company like proctor and gamble.
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I always call them fat and shapeless when they try it.
I was still a size 10 when one fat fuck told me to “take it easy o”. I said “oga your breast big pass my own, when you go take am easy?”
That was the last exchange we ever had. Since 2020. We still see each other.
The day a man with beer belly told me that I had big stomach inside the gym, I properly understood that men are crazy. Saw him a few months later with a bigger belly, I nearly charged at him.
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Everyone is going to hell in someone else’s religion. But to wake up on one of their most special days to fight them. Not about the numerous issues the religion (could) have but to say because they are not in your own religion then it’s hell fire. It was big hater energy.
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I was WRONG the are a Nigerian brand and I multiple cities. Find yours
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Or she can just retire? She’s 41. She’s had a fantastic run as an athlete. As any kind of athlete.
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@cocoh_mma
@deloiaigbe
Not to mention the fact that they made several meal packages in their menu to make sure almost anyone can afford to eat there. Marketing strategy or not, it is flipping fantastic!
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No because I need the defenders of subsidy removal to understand this. Not a single public officer has taken a pay cut. Ex-governors are still taking millions in pension but they are telling you to ride bicycle to work.
They stole from us all these years and got an early advantage. Now that there’s nothing to steal anymore, they want us to sacrifice while they enjoy their stolen wealth. Na lie
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So many Japa people on this tweet. Please what route did you use? Are there new routes you know?? Tell me!!! 😭🙏🏾
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@Lyrical__Julo
Okay but she’s not wrong. I had someone that called me at a specific time everyday. One day he calls me before schedule and my overthinking mind told me it’s cause he’s about to cheat around our normal phone time. I was right. Overthinking wins.
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@TheNonye
And this is why a lot of abusers first of all start with destroying your finances. They get you to quit your job or close down your business. Open an account in their name or any other way of controlling your finances. The aim is to have you at their mercy.
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@ulxma
@VivianOkezie_
Lmaoooo I remember when I moved out of my parents house because it was too far from my job. My colleague told me that if I live alone men will think I’m doing runs so I should stay in my parents house and spend almost 4-5 hours on the road everyday so imaginary men won’t be mad.
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Nahh this Layi is who some of you said you don’t find funny? Lol that’s interesting.
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It’s 10 years from today, a mother loses her child at shoprite.
In sheer panic, she calls out ‘Jayden!!!!!’.
15 little boys answer.
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Also very excited for Focalistic. You know it’s a hit when kids in another country know the words to your song.
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It’s the consistency in trying to keep Nigerians poor for me. This is not ignorance. It is by design.
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I really want to jump on the sudden Burnaboy love and admiration bandwagon, but....
I BEEN TOLD Y'ALL!!!!! .So while y'all on this, listen to old mixtapes too, and his ENTIRE album. Thank me later.
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@mattmortise
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He is the victim here? Him!!!, the person that murdered someone else in cold blood for not wanting to date him... He is the victim??!!!!
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@ayacareng
I’m working harder than Aya Care customer care team rn lmaooo. I’m answering questions, I’m sharing website link, I’m telling people the malls to go get it. Girl
@ayacareng
where are you? 😂😂😂
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Things I’ve done with my
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- Bought a new laptop
- Bought a new phone
- Paid my house rent.
All without any financial strain even when I exceed my initial budget. Love of my life fr.
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Inside church just now a case of a woman that was beaten to death by her husband was raised as an example and the moral lesson was that if she continued to pray God would have sent her a man that wouldn’t have killed her.
Once again, the woman is the problem. 🌚🌚
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Lagos girlies, this is where to find it
Found it!!!!
If you need in Lagos, you know where to go 🥹
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Lmaooo my child should be ready to defeat my husband, her siblings, our neighbors and I, In physical combat before she enters that marriage.
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I wish I had someone to send Oloni's crushnote to. Alas, I feel nothing for anyone. 🌚🌚
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@SEzekwesili
My sister, I remember when we used to beg for pictures like this, now they are all over the internet. Such a shame. I wonder if we still have virtuous men like our fathers.
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Odumodu is performing and people are losing their minds. Around this exact time last year, he was in Benin performing and they barely gave a single fuck. A lot can happen in a year
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@Iwillwin07
Oh no, I never considered that it was a reality show! Thank you for this solid input, it all makes sense now! 😐
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If you’re in Benin city, it’s in Jara supermarket ugbowo
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Started a
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target savings for my weight watching journey. Lol.
Anytime I have an unhealthy craving, I put the cash equivalent in my target saving. First save? Money for small chops 😂😂😂
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“They know it will be hard to get an Oscar unlike the Grammy”
Recency bias is crazy. Since when was it “easy” to get that Grammy nod? Yet naij artistes were saying “I go bring home Grammy” before they even got nominated by mtv base.
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@TheNonye
Another reason why the first and best advice is to flee at the first instance. The first attempt of abuse should be treated with utmost seriousness. The more you “wait” for them to “change” the more they work on you. Psychologically and physically.
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@Jollz
@mo_dupsie
Called my mum when my final uni results came out to say I made a 2:1 and she said she expected a first class but “oh well”
Out of a class of almost 300 we were only 20 with this grade.
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Get you a man that can do both
New avi alert.
RT for A (Dr Dipo Awojide)
Like for B (Dr D)🤨
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Lol my hot take is y’all need to leave club for people who like it. It doesn’t make sense to you doesn’t make it “useless” . it’s simply not for you. Let people enjoy things.
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None. I’m a dedicated hater. If I can’t hav it, nobody can.
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@That_IjebuBadoo
It's sad, and they explain like you should understand, talmbout"you're not married yet,so you won't understand" . Like, I've known you all these years but because I'm not married I no longer understand you? Wow.
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Ikr! I understand the sentiment. Having memory lapses are generally traumatizing experiences, then finding out that particular lapse was you being raped, even worse? Your body never told you. Sadly, So many people know this feeling.
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I remember a tweet saying that Nigeria’s problem wasn’t corruption, but Amnesia. It has been proven to be true every other day. You people forget very quickly, and are not ashamed of it.
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@TheAlchemist___
Yh... I've had enough'revelations' Sade is and shall remain a single act. Thanks and God bless. 😭😭
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And please I'd like to add that this thought doesn't wholly include wives who've become mothers as in our society they usually bear the chief responsibly of running the homes and will truly not be able to still be 'the life of the party'.
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That thread on Ayoola to paint him a villain was very unnecessary.
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@TheAjibolaGrey
Why do you want to sleep when I’m awake? So you’ll cheat on me in your dreams. Men.
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All Tommy Egan wants to do is push weight, kill a couple people and have someone love him for who he is but all they do is hurt him. Sigh.
#PowerStarz
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@Oloni
Me going through this thread after an entire life of being held back by home training..
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Female child: 'DEFILED'
Male Child: 'HAD SEX WITH'
when the only word you should be typing is 'RAPED'.
Married nursery worker, 20, had sex with a 13-year-old boy 'twice a month' for a year, court hears
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I hope in the new year we stop posting pictures of strangers for internet ridicule.
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Big brother Africa would NEVER allow this. Pere would have been home at this moment.
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@adawiththespice
At all! Needs to go back to his drawing board and create a new buyer persona quickly 😂😂
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Please, let’s call facts what they are. Do not say the APC won an election. Just like in 2019, the APC are stealing an election. LP is not “losing”, Nigerians are getting disenfranchised.
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I saw a TikTok where a young man broke his piggyback (actual kolo o) to buy gifts for his girlfriend and it just reminded me that not being ‘rich’ can never stop you from being ‘intentional’. Anyone can gift if they want to.
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Today I was gisting my friend about Oloni's latest thread and I caught myself explaining how relevant her work is. Making women comfortable in their sexuality, letting them know there's nothing wrong with being a sexual being, showing them they aren't alone. Beautiful 💜.
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I’ve found her. She said it’s “three body sprays and two perfumes”
She is to arrive with the list tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, layering wins again.
I’m not too pressed sha. By the time she came back, 3pm-ish hers had stopped projecting, mine hadn’t. Order is restored 🙏🏾💀
Guys, someone is wearing a perfume with fantastic sillage. I’ve not set eyes on them but I’m following the scent trail trying to find them. Omg??? I used to be the only one capable of this in this office now I have competition????
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Them wan use “you’re so beautiful” kill me yesterday and I agree 🙈
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Been saying this the whole time! I’m refusing to focus on the recoveries (as the optimistic school of thought would rather I did) because the deaths are also high. It’s not a numbers game, these are real people!
82,000 people have recovered from coronavirus but 7,900 people have died. Surprised some people only want to focus on recoveries. 7,900 people is a lot! A whole lot!
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